Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7" Frosted Amber Glass

The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is a compact glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, in a frosted amber body. Hemper publish all three dimensions — 5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep — plus a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, and a 14mm clear bowl included. That is an unusually complete spec sheet for themed glass at this price. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.

⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary

• What it is: A 5.7-inch glass bong sculpted as a teddy bear, 4 inches wide and 3.1 deep.
• The spec sheet is the surprise: height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl are all published. Most themed glass gives you one figure or none.
• 45-degree recessed 14mm joint — recessed protects it from knocks, 14mm means spares are easy.
• 14mm clear bowl included. It arrives ready to use.
• Diffused downstem for filtration.
• Frosted amber body — Hemper's own wording.
• Flower only. Not built for concentrates.

🧠 Our Verdict

Buy the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong if you want themed glass that behaves like proper glass. Hemper publish seven separate specifications for it — three dimensions, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and the included bowl — which is more than they give for most pieces at any price in this range. The 4-inch width on a 5.7-inch body also means it sits low and stable rather than tipping. What you do not get is a stated glass thickness or a named percolator style beyond "diffused downstem", and the frosted body hides the interior, so clean it on a schedule rather than on sight.

Quick Summary

The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is a glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, 5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, with a frosted amber body. It has a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, and ships with a 14mm clear bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.

Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7" Frosted Amber Glass Water Pipe

Themed bongs usually publish a height and leave it there. You find out about the joint, the downstem and whether a bowl is included after the box arrives.

This one is documented properly. Hemper state 5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide, 3.1 inches deep, a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, a 14mm clear bowl in the box, and a frosted amber body — seven separate specifications, which is more than they publish for most pieces in this range regardless of price. The proportions matter too: 4 inches of width on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand. Browse the rest of the range in our bongs collection.

Summary: The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is 5.7" × 4" × 3.1" with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem and a bowl included.

⭐ Who This Product Is For / Not For

Ideal for:

• Anyone who wants the specifications before committing — this piece has the most complete published spec sheet of any themed bong in the range.
• People who want it to arrive usable. The 14mm clear bowl is included.
• Buyers with limited desk space who still want a stable piece — 4 inches wide and only 5.7 tall.
• Anyone who already owns 14mm bowls and wants to swap in a different style.
• Collectors running the theme alongside the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe.

Not recommended for:

• Concentrate users. This is a flower piece.
• Anyone who wants a tall bong. At 5.7 inches this is a compact piece with a compact chamber.
• Buyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this one.
• Anyone who wants to watch residue build through the glass. The body is frosted, so the interior is not visible.
• Travel. It is sculpted glass with ears and limbs standing proud of the body.

Summary: This suits flower users who want documented specs and a bowl in the box, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting height.

⚠️ Known Limitations

• No glass thickness published. Hemper give seven other specifications and no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.
• The percolator is not named beyond "diffused downstem". Hemper's description also calls it a "built-in perc". Neither tells you a percolator style — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one.
• Hemper do not state whether the downstem is removable. The phrase "built-in perc" alongside a recessed joint is suggestive, but suggestive is not published. Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.
• The frosted body hides the interior. A clear bong shows you when it needs attention; this one does not. Clean it on a fixed schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.
• Joint gender is unpublished. Hemper state a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never say male or female. Check before buying a spare slide.
• Flower only. The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.

Summary: The trade-offs are no published thickness, an unnamed percolator style, a hidden interior, and an unpublished joint gender.

⚙️ Features & Benefits

• 45-degree recessed 14mm joint — all three attributes matter. Recessed means the joint sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks. 14mm is the common fitment, so replacement bowls are easy to source. 45 degrees is the angle that keeps a low, broad piece stable while you light it.
• 14mm clear bowl included — published by Hemper as a spec line and again in the description. The piece arrives ready to use, which most of this drop cannot claim.
• Diffused downstem — breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as a single column.
• 4 inches wide on a 5.7-inch body — a low, broad stance. It sits stable on a crowded table instead of needing a careful hand.
• 3.1 inches of depth — the figure that tells you this is modelled in the round rather than pressed flat.
• Frosted amber body — a warm, muted finish that reads as a worn toy rather than a bright cartoon.
• Seven published specifications — height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl. That is unusual documentation for themed glass at this price.

Summary: A recessed 45-degree 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, a bowl in the box, and a low stable stance.

📐 Structured Specs

Summary: 5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep, with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and a 14mm clear bowl in the box.

🔌 Compatibility & Requirements

Works with:

• The included 14mm clear bowl, and standard 14mm bowls if you want to swap it — spares are in our glass bowls and slides range.
• Dry flower, ground to a medium consistency.
• Water, filled to just above the downstem slits.
• Any lighter or hemp wick.

Not compatible with:

• Concentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.
• Puffco Peak attachments. Hemper make no Peak top in this theme.
• 18mm bowls, without an adapter.

Before you buy a spare bowl: Hemper publish a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never state whether the joint is male or female. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide.

Summary: The 14mm bowl is included; the joint gender is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.

🧼 How to Use & Troubleshooting

Filling and using it:

1. Fill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a 5.7-inch chamber that is a small amount — start low and add.
2. Take one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.
3. Seat the included 14mm bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.
4. Light the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.
5. Empty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.

Cleaning — the frosted body changes the routine: you cannot see residue through frosted glass, so clean on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than you would a plain piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls covers general glass care.

Troubleshooting:

• Problem: the draw is tight. Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.
• Problem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece. Solution: overfilled. On a compact piece the margin is small — pour some out and retest dry.
• Problem: it gurgles. Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.
• Problem: material pulls through the bowl. Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.
• Problem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning. Solution: the frosted body hides the interior. Set a fixed interval instead.
• Problem: flavour goes flat quickly. Solution: change the water. A small chamber turns over faster than a big one.

Summary: Fill sparingly, empty after every session, and clean on a schedule because the frosted body hides the interior.

⚖️ Comparison Table

These four $59.99 bongs sit within half an inch of each other, so height is not the separator. Two things distinguish this one: it is the only piece in the group where Hemper publish a bowl in the box, and it is the only one with a published depth, which tells you it is sculpted in the round. The Arcade is the pick if a narrow footprint matters more — it is 2.1 inches wide against this one's 4. If you are weighing several, our guide on choosing from a premium smoke shop works through what matters.

Same theme, different job: the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at $29.99 is the dry, pocket-sized version.

Summary: Among the $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the one with a bowl included and a published depth.

💬 Common Questions & Answers

How big is the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong?
5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, all published by Hemper. The width is worth noting — 4 inches on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand.

Does a bowl come with it?
Yes. Hemper list a 14mm clear bowl as a specification and mention it again in the description. That is worth noting because most pieces in this Hemper drop publish no bowl at all.

What joint does it use?
A 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. Recessed means it sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks; 14mm is the common fitment so spares are easy to source. Hemper do not state whether the joint is male or female, so check before ordering a different slide.

What kind of percolator does it have?
Hemper publish "diffused downstem" and describe a "built-in perc". Neither names a percolator style — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one. They also do not state whether the downstem is removable.

What is it made of?
Glass. Hemper describe it as "high-quality glass" with a frosted amber body and publish no thickness figure and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.

How do you know when it needs cleaning?
You will not see it. The body is frosted, so residue is not visible from outside the way it is on a clear piece. Clean it on a fixed schedule instead — coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, then a thorough warm-water rinse. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than a plain piece.

Can it be used for concentrates?
It is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the compact chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. Hemper make no Puffco Peak attachment in this theme.

Summary: The key facts are 5.7" × 4" × 3.1", a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a 14mm clear bowl included, and a frosted body that hides the interior.

🛒 Complete Your Setup

The bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to keeping a grinder clean pairs with it.

Because the frosted body hides residue, cleaning on a schedule matters more here than on clear glass, and Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps make the between-soak work quick. Once the joint gender is confirmed, spare slides are in glass bowls and slides, and the full range sits in Hemper. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.

Summary: A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with this bong.

✅ Authentic & Ready to Ship

Every Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.

Summary: Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.