{"product_id":"hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong","title":"Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong – 5.4\" Glass Arcade Cabinet","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 5.4-inch glass water pipe built as a standing arcade cabinet — a transparent black body with a red joystick, an arcade screen decal on the front and game artwork wrapped around the back and sides. Inside it runs a diffused downstem percolator, and the joint is a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female\u003c\/strong\u003e fitting. At 2.1 inches wide it takes up almost no desk space. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.4\" glass bong shaped like a retro arcade cabinet, 2.1\" wide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe joint is the detail to note:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 45-degree recessed 14mm \u003cem\u003efemale\u003c\/em\u003e joint, so it takes standard 14mm male bowls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFiltration:\u003c\/strong\u003e diffused downstem percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe artwork is decals:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish three of them — a wrap around the back and sides, a screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. That governs how you clean it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFootprint:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.1 inches wide is genuinely small. This fits on a shelf where a beaker does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $59.99, matching Hemper's own figure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Totally Rad Arcade Bong if you want a themed piece that stays out on a shelf rather than living in a drawer. The arcade-cabinet shape is doing something most novelty glass does not: a cabinet is naturally tall and narrow, so the silhouette that sells the joke is also the silhouette that takes up the least room. The 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint means standard bowls fit and the joint is protected from side knocks. It is a small bong, and Hemper describe it as glass without specifying a thickness, so treat it as a shelf piece rather than a hard-wearing daily driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong is a 5.4-inch tall, 2.1-inch wide glass water pipe styled as a retro arcade cabinet. The body is transparent black with a red joystick, and Hemper apply three decals: an arcade wrap around the back and sides, a game screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. It uses a diffused downstem percolator and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong – 5.4\" Glass Arcade Cabinet Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemed glass usually pays for its shape in desk space. A cat, a dog, a takeout box — all of them are wider than they are useful, because the recognisable silhouette is a horizontal one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn arcade cabinet is the exception. It is tall and narrow by definition, so the shape that makes this piece funny is also the shape that makes it fit. Hemper publish it at \u003cstrong\u003e5.4 inches tall and 2.1 inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a smaller footprint than most 5-inch bongs manage. The body is transparent black with a red joystick moulded in, the front carries an arcade screen decal, and game artwork wraps around the back and sides. Underneath the theme it is a working piece: a diffused downstem percolator and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong is a 5.4\" × 2.1\" glass arcade cabinet with a diffused downstem perc and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone short on shelf space. 2.1 inches wide is the real argument for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who already own 14mm male bowls — the female joint takes them directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro gaming fans, and gift buyers who want something that reads instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a themed bong that still runs a diffused downstem perc rather than an open tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors building the arcade theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting a large chamber. At 5.4 inches this is a small bong and the water volume matches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking the whole piece in alcohol. Three separate decals sit on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is small, but it is still glass with a joystick sticking out of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits shelf-limited flower users who own 14mm bowls, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting a big chamber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree decals on the exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish them individually — an arcade game decal wrapping the back and sides, an arcade screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. Decals sit on the surface, so clean the interior and wipe the outside. A long soak in isopropyl lifts them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish a bowl with this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The spec sheet lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" block — the description mentions bowl \u003cem\u003eplacement\u003c\/em\u003e, which is about geometry rather than an accessory in the box. The joint is a standard 14mm female, so any 14mm male bowl fits. \u003cstrong\u003eAsk us before ordering if what is in the box matters\u003c\/strong\u003e and we will open one and check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe it as glass and give no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is fixed or removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e They publish \"diffused downstem percolator\" and stop there. We are not going to guess — assume you cannot pull it out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a small bong.\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.4 inches tall with a 2.1-inch footprint means a small water chamber. That is the trade for the shelf space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are built for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are three exterior decals, no published bowl or glass thickness, and a small chamber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e the most useful spec on the piece. \u003cem\u003eRecessed\u003c\/em\u003e means the joint sits inset into the body, protecting it from side knocks. \u003cem\u003eFemale\u003c\/em\u003e means standard 14mm male bowls drop straight in. \u003cem\u003e45 degrees\u003c\/em\u003e is the angle that keeps a small bong stable while you light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem percolator —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as one column, which is what makes a chamber this small still worth filling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2.1 inches wide —\u003c\/strong\u003e the number that matters for anyone with a crowded shelf. The arcade-cabinet silhouette is narrow by nature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent black body —\u003c\/strong\u003e dark enough to read as an arcade cabinet, transparent enough that you can still see the water line and judge when it needs cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoulded red joystick —\u003c\/strong\u003e a physical detail rather than a printed one, so it survives handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArcade screen decal —\u003c\/strong\u003e the front graphic that completes the cabinet illusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper game decal under the mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e a small branded detail Hemper call out separately in the spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 14 oz —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own figure. Light enough to move around a room without ceremony.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, a diffused downstem perc, and a 2.1-inch footprint define this piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.1 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem percolator\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent black arcade game body with a red joystick\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecals\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArcade game wrap (back and sides), arcade screen decal, Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — matching Hemper's own figure\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.4 inches tall, 2.1 wide, diffused downstem perc, 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard 14mm male bowls.\u003c\/strong\u003e The joint is 14mm female, which is the common configuration, so bowls from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range fit directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall glass screens, if you want to stop pull-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this theme built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 14mm male bowl, flower and a lighter. Hemper do not publish whether a bowl ships with it, so ask us and we will confirm before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It takes standard 14mm male bowls in a recessed female joint, and nothing from the Puffco side fits.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a chamber this small that is a small amount — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat a 14mm male bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering the bowl so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — three decals to work around:\u003c\/strong\u003e the arcade wrap, the screen decal and the Hemper decal under the mouthpiece all sit on the outside of the glass. Keep alcohol on the inside. Add coarse salt and isopropyl to the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. The transparent black body helps — you can see the water line and judge residue rather than guessing. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. On a 5.4-inch piece the margin between \"enough\" and \"too much\" is small — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: a decal is lifting at the edges.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour goes flat quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. A small chamber turns over faster than a big one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill sparingly, empty after every session, and keep alcohol away from the three exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree of these sit at $59.99 and cluster within an inch of each other in height, so the separator is footprint rather than size. Hemper publish a width for only two of them, and this is the narrower: \u003cstrong\u003e2.1 inches against the Chinese Takeout's 3\u003c\/strong\u003e. If shelf space is the constraint, that is the number to compare. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one to pick if you want a published glass thickness, which Hemper give for it and not for this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 puts the arcade design on a Puffco Peak for concentrates. If you are weighing several pieces, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Against the other $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the narrowest at 2.1 inches, and the one without a published glass thickness.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.4 inches tall and 2.1 inches wide, both published by Hemper. The width is the more useful figure — an arcade cabinet is a naturally narrow shape, so this takes less shelf space than most bongs of a similar height. For comparison, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA standard 14mm male bowl. Hemper specify a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, which is the common configuration, so bowls are easy to source. Recessed means the joint sits inset into the body rather than protruding, which protects it from knocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish one. The spec sheet lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" section — the product description mentions bowl \u003cem\u003eplacement\u003c\/em\u003e, which describes where the joint sits rather than an accessory in the box. Ask us before ordering and we will open one and confirm. Any 14mm male bowl fits either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, a diffused downstem percolator. That breaks the smoke into smaller bubbles before it reaches the water line, which is what makes a chamber this small worth filling at all. Hemper do not state whether the downstem is removable, so we are not going to claim it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside and wipe the outside. Hemper publish three separate decals on this piece — an arcade wrap around the back and sides, a screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece — and decals sit on the surface. Run coarse salt and isopropyl through the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, rinse with warm water. Use a damp cloth on the exterior only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as a glass bong and publish no thickness figure and no glass-type designation for this particular piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the small chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. For the arcade design on a concentrate device, the Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top is replacement glass for a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 5.4\" × 2.1\", a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, a diffused downstem perc, and three exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper do not publish a bowl with this piece, and the joint is a standard 14mm female, so a male 14mm slide is the first thing worth adding — our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range covers it. On a small bowl with no screen, grind consistency decides whether material pulls through, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause three decals sit on the outside, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are useful for interior clean-ups that keep alcohol away from the artwork. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 14mm male bowl, a grinder and cleaning swabs are the sensible pairings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218232875,"sku":"HEMPER-TOTALLY-RAD-ARCADE-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong-angle.jpg?v=1787883873","url":"https:\/\/angies.boutique\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong","provider":"Angies Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}