{"product_id":"hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong","title":"Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7\" Frosted Amber Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a compact glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, in a \u003cstrong\u003efrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hemper publish all three dimensions — \u003cstrong\u003e5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep\u003c\/strong\u003e — plus a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e. That is an unusually complete spec sheet for themed glass at this price. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.7-inch glass bong sculpted as a teddy bear, 4 inches wide and 3.1 deep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe spec sheet is the surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl are all published. Most themed glass gives you one figure or none.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e — recessed protects it from knocks, 14mm means spares are easy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included.\u003c\/strong\u003e It arrives ready to use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e for filtration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's own wording.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong if you want themed glass that behaves like proper glass. Hemper publish seven separate specifications for it — three dimensions, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and the included bowl — which is more than they give for most pieces at any price in this range. The 4-inch width on a 5.7-inch body also means it sits low and stable rather than tipping. What you do not get is a stated glass thickness or a named percolator style beyond \"diffused downstem\", and the frosted body hides the interior, so clean it on a schedule rather than on sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is a glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, 5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, with a frosted amber body. It has a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, and ships with a 14mm clear bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7\" Frosted Amber Glass Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemed bongs usually publish a height and leave it there. You find out about the joint, the downstem and whether a bowl is included after the box arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is documented properly. Hemper state \u003cstrong\u003e5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide, 3.1 inches deep\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003efrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e — seven separate specifications, which is more than they publish for most pieces in this range regardless of price. The proportions matter too: 4 inches of width on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is 5.7\" × 4\" × 3.1\" with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem and a bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the specifications before committing — this piece has the most complete published spec sheet of any themed bong in the range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want it to arrive usable. The 14mm clear bowl is included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers with limited desk space who still want a stable piece — 4 inches wide and only 5.7 tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who already owns 14mm bowls and wants to swap in a different style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall bong. At 5.7 inches this is a compact piece with a compact chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to watch residue build through the glass. The body is frosted, so the interior is not visible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is sculpted glass with ears and limbs standing proud of the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want documented specs and a bowl in the box, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting height.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give seven other specifications and no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator is not named beyond \"diffused downstem\".\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's description also calls it a \"built-in perc\". Neither tells you a percolator \u003cem\u003estyle\u003c\/em\u003e — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e The phrase \"built-in perc\" alongside a recessed joint is suggestive, but suggestive is not published. Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe frosted body hides the interior.\u003c\/strong\u003e A clear bong shows you when it needs attention; this one does not. Clean it on a fixed schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender is unpublished.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never say male or female. Check before buying a spare slide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are no published thickness, an unnamed percolator style, a hidden interior, and an unpublished joint gender.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e all three attributes matter. \u003cem\u003eRecessed\u003c\/em\u003e means the joint sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks. \u003cem\u003e14mm\u003c\/em\u003e is the common fitment, so replacement bowls are easy to source. \u003cem\u003e45 degrees\u003c\/em\u003e is the angle that keeps a low, broad piece stable while you light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e published by Hemper as a spec line and again in the description. The piece arrives ready to use, which most of this drop cannot claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as a single column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4 inches wide on a 5.7-inch body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a low, broad stance. It sits stable on a crowded table instead of needing a careful hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3.1 inches of depth —\u003c\/strong\u003e the figure that tells you this is modelled in the round rather than pressed flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted amber body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a warm, muted finish that reads as a worn toy rather than a bright cartoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeven published specifications —\u003c\/strong\u003e height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl. That is unusual documentation for themed glass at this price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A recessed 45-degree 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, a bowl in the box, and a low stable stance.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.1 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem — no percolator style named\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFrosted amber glass, sculpted teddy bear form\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as high-quality glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.8 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep, with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and a 14mm clear bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded 14mm clear bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, and standard 14mm bowls if you want to swap it — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Hemper make no Peak top in this theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never state whether the joint is male or female. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm bowl is included; the joint gender is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a 5.7-inch chamber that is a small amount — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — the frosted body changes the routine:\u003c\/strong\u003e you cannot see residue through frosted glass, so clean on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than you would a plain piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. On a compact piece the margin is small — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the frosted body hides the interior. Set a fixed interval instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour goes flat quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. A small chamber turns over faster than a big one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill sparingly, empty after every session, and clean on a schedule because the frosted body hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm, fixed downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese four $59.99 bongs sit within half an inch of each other, so height is not the separator. Two things distinguish this one: it is the only piece in the group where \u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish a bowl in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it is the only one with a published \u003cem\u003edepth\u003c\/em\u003e, which tells you it is sculpted in the round. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eArcade\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if a narrow footprint matters more — it is 2.1 inches wide against this one's 4. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is the dry, pocket-sized version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Among the $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the one with a bowl included and a published depth.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, all published by Hemper. The width is worth noting — 4 inches on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper list a 14mm clear bowl as a specification and mention it again in the description. That is worth noting because most pieces in this Hemper drop publish no bowl at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat joint does it use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. Recessed means it sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks; 14mm is the common fitment so spares are easy to source. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the joint is male or female\u003c\/strong\u003e, so check before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper publish \"diffused downstem\" and describe a \"built-in perc\". Neither names a percolator \u003cem\u003estyle\u003c\/em\u003e — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one. They also do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as \"high-quality glass\" with a frosted amber body and publish no thickness figure and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you know when it needs cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYou will not see it. The body is frosted, so residue is not visible from outside the way it is on a clear piece. Clean it on a fixed schedule instead — coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, then a thorough warm-water rinse. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than a plain piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the compact chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. Hemper make no Puffco Peak attachment in this theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 5.7\" × 4\" × 3.1\", a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a 14mm clear bowl included, and a frosted body that hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the frosted body hides residue, cleaning on a schedule matters more here than on clear glass, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e make the between-soak work quick. Once the joint gender is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217806891,"sku":"HEMPER-SCARE-BEARS-TEDDY-BEAR-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883834","url":"https:\/\/angies.boutique\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong","provider":"Angies Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}