{"product_id":"hemper-chinese-takeout-bong","title":"Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong – 6\" \u0026 9\" XL Glass Takeout Box","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a borosilicate glass water pipe shaped like a folded paper takeout box, with a glass chopstick rising out of the top as the mouthpiece. It comes in two sizes that are \u003cstrong\u003egenuinely different pieces rather than one design scaled up\u003c\/strong\u003e: the 6-inch regular runs a stem diffuser on 3mm glass with a fixed downstem and a 14mm bowl, and the 9-inch XL steps up to a large showerhead percolator on 5mm glass. Angies Boutique lists them at $59.99 and $119.99 — both matching Hemper's own pricing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A glass takeout-box water pipe with a chopstick mouthpiece, sold in a 6\" regular and a 9\" XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe real decision:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every published spec differs between the two sizes — height, diameter, glass thickness and percolator type. This is not a small and a large of the same bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular, $59.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" tall, 3\" wide, 3mm glass, stem diffuser, fixed downstem, 14mm bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL, $119.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\" tall, 4.5\" wide, 5mm glass, large showerhead percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the XL costs double:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% taller, 50% wider, 67% thicker glass, and a different class of percolator. Not a size upcharge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No concentrate use intended on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e both sizes match Hemper's own figures exactly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the 6-inch regular if you want the takeout-box design on a desk with a working, uncomplicated bong underneath it. Buy the 9-inch XL if smoothness is what you actually care about — the large showerhead percolator is a real filtration upgrade over the stem diffuser, not a marketing word, and the 5mm glass is what you want on a piece that size. The honest framing is that these are two different bongs wearing the same costume, so pick on the specs rather than on the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is a borosilicate water pipe styled as a Chinese takeout box, with a glass chopstick mouthpiece. The 6-inch regular uses a stem diffuser, 3mm glass, a fixed downstem and a 14mm bowl at $59.99. The 9-inch XL uses a large showerhead percolator on 5mm glass at $119.99. Both are flower pieces. In stock in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong – 6\" and 9\" XL Glass Takeout Box Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty glass sold in two sizes is one mould run large and small, with the same percolator and the same glass thickness at both ends. The listing says \"XL\" and the only thing that changes is the price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not what is happening here. Hemper publish full specs for both sizes of the Chinese Takeout Bong, and \u003cstrong\u003eevery single figure differs\u003c\/strong\u003e: 6 inches against 9, 3 inches wide against 4.5, 3mm glass against 5mm, and a stem diffuser against a large showerhead percolator. The XL is a heavier piece with a different filtration system, which is what makes the price gap defensible rather than arbitrary. Both share the folded takeout-box body and the glass chopstick mouthpiece that give the design its name. See the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong comes in a 6\" and a 9\" XL that differ on every published specification, not just size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants themed glass that still works as an everyday flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the specs before committing — Hemper publish height, diameter, glass thickness and percolator type for both sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of the Chinese Takeout family, alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone choosing the XL specifically for the showerhead percolator and the 5mm glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers — the design reads instantly and needs no explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece; a dab rig is the right tool for that job.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a removable downstem on the regular size. Hemper state it is \u003cstrong\u003efixed\u003c\/strong\u003e, which changes how you clean it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. Neither size is portable — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 covers that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting maximum function per dollar. Plain scientific glass gives more filtration for the money; you are paying here for the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want ice. Hemper publish no ice notch on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This themed water pipe suits flower users who want design plus published specs, and it does not suit concentrates or travel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe regular size has a fixed downstem.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state this outright. A fixed downstem cannot be pulled out for cleaning or replaced if it breaks, so the whole chamber has to be cleaned as one unit. This is the most important practical difference between this and a standard beaker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish the XL's joint size or downstem type.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm bowl and fixed downstem are stated for the \u003cem\u003e6-inch regular only\u003c\/em\u003e. Do not assume the XL matches it — measure the joint before buying a spare bowl for the larger size. We have flagged this for measurement in store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not the tallest Hemper bong here.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e stands 11 inches against this XL's 9.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe exterior carries printed graphics.\u003c\/strong\u003e The takeout artwork sits on the outside surface of the glass. Clean the interior properly and wipe the outside — a long full-piece soak in isopropyl is the wrong approach on printed glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo ice notch published on either size.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cooling comes from the water and the percolator alone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Neither size is built or tuned for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are a fixed downstem on the regular, an unpublished joint size on the XL, printed exterior graphics, and no ice notch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge showerhead percolator on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e a genuine filtration step up from the regular's stem diffuser, spreading the draw across many more openings. This is the main reason to pay the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStem diffuser on the regular —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line, which cools the pull without choking airflow on a 6-inch piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e against 3mm on the regular. Thicker walls give the larger piece real weight and better resistance to knocks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass chopstick mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e the signature of the design on both sizes, and the detail that carries the theme without compromising the draw path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFolded takeout-box body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a flat-sided carton silhouette rather than a round chamber, so it reads as a takeout box from any angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm bowl on the regular —\u003c\/strong\u003e a standard fitment, so replacement and upgrade bowls are easy to source from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate construction —\u003c\/strong\u003e the same material class used across Hemper's glass line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished specs on both sizes —\u003c\/strong\u003e height, diameter, thickness and percolator type are all stated by the manufacturer, which is uncommon in themed glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A showerhead perc and 5mm glass on the XL, a stem diffuser and 14mm bowl on the regular, and a chopstick mouthpiece on both.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegular\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolator\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStem diffuser\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFixed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl \/ joint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eChinese takeout box shape, glass chopstick mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIce notch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eNone published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The regular is 6\" with a stem diffuser on 3mm glass; the XL is 9\" with a large showerhead perc on 5mm glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular size:\u003c\/strong\u003e standard 14mm bowls, so replacements and upgrades drop straight in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the diffusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates, bangers and nails — this is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Those use an entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this design built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReplacement downstems on the regular size — the downstem is fixed and does not come out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIce, on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore buying a spare bowl for the XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper do not publish the XL's joint size. The 14mm figure applies to the 6-inch regular only. Measure the joint or ask us before ordering a slide for the larger piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The regular takes standard 14mm bowls; the XL's joint size is unpublished and should be measured before buying accessories.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the diffusion sits just under the surface. Roughly an inch is the starting point on the 6-inch; the 9-inch XL takes more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl in place to check the level. Water reaching the chopstick means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind flower to a medium consistency and pack the bowl loosely so air still moves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering the bowl so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — the fixed downstem matters here:\u003c\/strong\u003e on the 6-inch regular the downstem does not come out, so the chamber has to be cleaned as one unit. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate — the salt is doing the scrubbing the downstem brush cannot. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. \u003cstrong\u003eClean the interior only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The takeout graphics sit on the outside of the glass; wipe those with a damp cloth. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the diffuser or perc slits are partly blocked. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow. On the regular this matters more, since you cannot pull the downstem to clear it directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up into the chopstick.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: same cause — too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the 14mm bowl on the regular.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the exterior print is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone stale.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill just above the diffusion, empty after every session, and clean the inside with salt and alcohol — the regular's downstem does not come out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiffusion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStem diffuser, 3mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChinese Takeout XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead, 5mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Alley Cats Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIridescent borosilicate\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt $119.99 the Chinese Takeout XL sits at the same price as the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e, which is the taller piece at 11 inches. The argument for the Chinese Takeout XL is the published showerhead percolator and 5mm glass rather than height.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWithin the Chinese Takeout family:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is the flower-and-water piece. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is dry flower and pocket-sized, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 covers concentrates on a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The XL matches the High Jinx XL on price while the High Jinx is taller; this one's case is the showerhead perc and thicker glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the difference between the regular and the XL?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery published specification. The regular is 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide on 3mm glass with a stem diffuser; the XL is 9 inches tall and 4.5 inches wide on 5mm glass with a large showerhead percolator. These are not one design scaled up — the filtration system itself is different. That is what makes the XL twice the price rather than a size surcharge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n6 inches for the regular and 9 inches for the XL, both published by Hemper. For context, this is not the tallest Hemper bong stocked at Angies Boutique — the High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong is 11 inches, also at $119.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 6-inch regular takes a standard 14mm bowl and Hemper state it has a fixed downstem. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish the joint size for the XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the 14mm figure should not be assumed to carry over. Measure the joint on the XL before buying a spare bowl, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan the downstem be removed for cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot on the regular size — Hemper describe it as a fixed downstem. That means the chamber is cleaned as a single unit rather than pulling the stem out and brushing it separately. Coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, does the scrubbing instead. Hemper do not state whether the XL's downstem is fixed or removable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside, wipe the outside. The takeout graphics sit on the exterior surface of the glass, so a long full-piece soak in isopropyl is the wrong approach. Run salt and alcohol through the chamber, rinse thoroughly with warm water, and use a damp cloth on the outside only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have an ice notch?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper publish no ice notch on either size. Cooling comes from the water and the percolator. On the XL that is a large showerhead perc, which is the more effective of the two systems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Both sizes are built for flower. The chamber volume and diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. Anyone wanting the Chinese Takeout design for concentrates should look at the Chinese Takeout Peak Top, which is glass for a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key questions are the size difference, the fixed downstem on the regular, and the unpublished joint size on the XL.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe regular's 14mm bowl has no factory screen, so grind consistency decides whether material pulls through. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused bong wants, and our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ecleaning and maintaining a grinder\u003c\/a\u003e covers keeping it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a fixed downstem means no brush access, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for the reachable surfaces between full soaks. Spare bowls for the regular size sit in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the rest of the range is in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. If you are weighing this against other pieces, our advice on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e is a useful starting point. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder, cleaning swabs and a spare 14mm bowl are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper borosilicate glass, priced at $59.99 for the 6-inch regular and $119.99 for the 9-inch XL — both matching Hemper's own figures. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sizes are authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own prices, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":45172217479211,"sku":"HEMPER-CHINESE-TAKEOUT-BONG-REGULAR","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45172217511979,"sku":"HEMPER-CHINESE-TAKEOUT-BONG-XL","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong-clear-front.jpg?v=1787883764","url":"https:\/\/angies.boutique\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong","provider":"Angies Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}