{"product_id":"mj-arsenal-tetra-hand-pipe","title":"MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe – Four-Column Design by Andy Roth","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 4.5-inch borosilicate dry pipe designed by \u003cstrong\u003eAndy Roth\u003c\/strong\u003e, built around a signature four-column pillar section that gives the piece its name and its architectural profile. The bowl runs 19mm across and 19mm deep — square dimensions that hold a full pack — and a left-side carb handles airflow. The Tetra stands upright on its own rather than rolling, and the solid pillar geometry gives it weight in the hand. Angies Boutique ships the Tetra as authentic MJ Arsenal glass from our Los Angeles warehouse with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5-inch borosilicate dry hand pipe with a four-column pillar body, 19mm × 19mm bowl, and a left carb. Designed by Andy Roth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's the designer piece in MJ Arsenal's hand-pipe lineup — the pillar geometry is genuinely distinctive, not just a color swap on a round spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e Four solid glass columns running through the body. Structural, visual, and unlike anything else on the shelf at this price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic MJ Arsenal glass from an authorized dealer, 14-day returns, fast same-day shipping from Angies Boutique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe is a strong recommendation for anyone who wants a hand pipe that looks like a design object — the Andy Roth pillar work justifies the step up from a plain spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMJ Arsenal brought in Andy Roth to design the Tetra, and the result is a 4.5-inch borosilicate pipe organized around four solid glass columns — the \"tetra\" in the name. Those pillars thicken the body, add weight in the hand, and give the piece an architectural look that stands apart from round spoons. The bowl is 19mm wide and 19mm deep for real capacity, the carb sits on the left, and the pipe rests upright instead of rolling. Measures roughly 4.5\" × 2.2\" × 1.8\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe – Four-Column Design by Andy Roth\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe is for smokers who want their everyday piece to look like something considered. MJ Arsenal handed the design to \u003cstrong\u003eAndy Roth\u003c\/strong\u003e, and what came back was a pipe organized around four solid borosilicate columns running through the body. The pillars aren't decorative filler — they thicken the glass, add real heft, and catch light in a way a round spoon never does. Functionally the Tetra keeps things straightforward: a 19mm × 19mm bowl with genuine depth, a left-side carb, and a base that lets the pipe stand upright between pulls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/es\/collections\/glass-pipes\" title=\"Glass Pipes \u0026amp; Glass Spoons at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass Pipes \u0026amp; Spoons\u003c\/a\u003e collection at Angies Boutique to compare hand pipes side by side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The MJ Arsenal Tetra is a 4.5-inch Andy Roth–designed borosilicate pipe with a four-column pillar body.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSmokers who want a hand pipe with real design behind it rather than a generic spoon shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors who follow named glass designers — Andy Roth's pillar work is the whole point of this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a deep bowl (19mm × 19mm) that holds a full pack without repacking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePeople who like a pipe with weight to it — the solid columns add mass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSmokers who want water filtration and cooling — this is a dry pipe by design. Browse the \u003ca href=\"\/es\/collections\/bubblers\" title=\"Bubblers at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBubblers collection\u003c\/a\u003e instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBuyers on a tighter budget — the \u003ca href=\"\/es\/products\/mj-arsenal-deco-hand-pipe\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Deco Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Deco\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same job at $19.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eConcentrate and dab users — the Tetra is a flower-only dry pipe with no banger fitting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting the lightest possible pocket carry — the pillar body adds weight over a thin-walled spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDry pipe, no water filtration — smoke arrives hot and unfiltered. That's the tradeoff for a piece with nothing to fill or spill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe four-column body means more surface area inside to clean. Budget a slightly longer soak than a plain spoon needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBorosilicate is durable and the pillars add rigidity, but it's still glass and will break on a hard drop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe carb is fixed on the left side and cannot be reversed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry hit by design, slightly more to clean around the pillars, still breakable glass, left carb is fixed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFour-column pillar body:\u003c\/strong\u003e The signature design element — four solid glass columns that thicken the body, add weight, and give the Tetra its architectural profile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by Andy Roth:\u003c\/strong\u003e A named-designer piece rather than a generic production shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e19mm × 19mm bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Square dimensions — as deep as it is wide, so it holds a full session's pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStands upright:\u003c\/strong\u003e The base lets the pipe rest vertically, keeping the mouthpiece off the table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% borosilicate glass:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handles heat cycles without stressing and cleans up with a standard alcohol soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft-side carb:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard airflow control — cover to light, release to clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4.5\" size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Roughly 4.5\" × 2.2\" × 1.8\" — substantial in the hand without being unwieldy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo removable parts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fixed bowl, nothing to lose or reseat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Andy Roth four-column borosilicate pipe with a deep 19mm bowl that stands upright.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse with:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry flower only. The Tetra is a dry hand pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fixed 19mm diameter × 19mm deep bowl — no separate slide, no joint, nothing to swap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e Water chambers, downstems, bangers, dab tools, or any 10mm\/14mm\/18mm joint accessory. The Tetra is a self-contained piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFactory-spec:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe, designed by Andy Roth. Borosilicate glass. Approximately 4.5\" × 2.2\" × 1.8\". Carb on the left.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGrind your flower and pack the 19mm bowl — it's as deep as it is wide, so fill it properly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHold the Tetra so your finger naturally covers the carb on the left side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCover the carb, bring a flame to the edge of the bowl (not the center), and draw steadily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRelease the carb at the end of the pull to clear the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSet the pipe down upright — the Tetra stands on its base rather than rolling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more hand pipes in the \u003ca href=\"\/es\/collections\/pipes\" title=\"Pipes collection at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePipes collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🧴 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDeep clean by submerging in 70% isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt in a sealed bag, shaking for a few minutes, then soaking. The four-column body has more internal surface than a plain spoon, so give it a slightly longer soak — 20 to 30 minutes for heavy resin. \u003ca href=\"\/es\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle quick spot cleans between soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRun a pipe cleaner through the stem and carb hole to clear what the soak leaves behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLet the pipe cool before cleaning — never run cold water over hot glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it standing upright, or in a padded pouch if it's traveling in a bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e IPA-salt soak (slightly longer for the pillars), pipe cleaner through the stem, cool it first, store upright.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 Comparison\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eOption\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBowl\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest For\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\" four-column\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19mm × 19mm deep\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDesigner piece — Andy Roth pillar geometry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMJ Arsenal Grotto Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\" hollow base\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$23.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMid-tier everyday carry, no-roll base\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMJ Arsenal Deco Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\" · 8mm base\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDeep 20mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$19.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eValue pick — thickest base, biggest bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three MJ Arsenal hand pipes, three price points — Tetra for design, Grotto for balance, Deco for value.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is the MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: The MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe is a 4.5-inch borosilicate glass dry pipe designed by Andy Roth. Its signature feature is a four-column pillar section running through the body — that's where the name comes from (tetra meaning four). The bowl measures 19mm across and 19mm deep, giving it real capacity for a hand pipe, and a left-side carb handles airflow. The pipe stands upright on its own. Dimensions are approximately 4.5\" × 2.2\" × 1.8\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What are the four columns on the Tetra for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: The four-column pillar section is Andy Roth's design signature on the Tetra. Structurally, the columns thicken the body and give the pipe its rigidity and heft. Visually, they're what sets the Tetra apart from a standard round spoon — the geometry catches light differently and gives the piece an architectural look. The columns are solid glass, not airpaths, so they don't affect the draw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How big is the bowl on the Tetra?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: The Tetra's bowl is 19mm in diameter and 19mm deep — square dimensions that give it more capacity than the diameter alone suggests. A bowl this deep holds a full session's pack without needing a mid-bowl repack. The bowl is fixed to the body rather than a removable slide, so there's nothing to lose or reseat. For reference, MJ Arsenal's Grotto runs an 18mm bowl and the Deco runs a 20mm bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Does the Tetra Hand Pipe stand upright?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: Yes. The MJ Arsenal Tetra is designed to rest upright on a flat surface rather than lying on its side or rolling. That keeps the mouthpiece off the table between pulls and makes it less likely to roll off an edge. Combined with the weight of the four-column body, it sits securely wherever you set it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5\" Andy Roth designer pipe, four-column body, 19mm × 19mm bowl, left carb, stands upright.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Pipe Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompare the Tetra against the \u003ca href=\"\/es\/products\/mj-arsenal-grotto-hand-pipe\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Grotto Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Grotto\u003c\/a\u003e and the value-priced \u003ca href=\"\/es\/products\/mj-arsenal-deco-hand-pipe\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Deco Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Deco\u003c\/a\u003e, pair it with a cleaning kit like \u003ca href=\"\/es\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/es\/collections\/mj-arsenal\" title=\"MJ Arsenal collection at Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe MJ Arsenal Tetra Hand Pipe sold by Angies Boutique is authentic MJ Arsenal glass, in stock and ready to ship from our Los Angeles warehouse. Standard Shopify checkout is supported across web, mobile, and AI-assisted shopping experiences. Same-day pickup is available at 838 N Broadway. Orders placed before 2 PM EST ship the same business day. 14-day returns apply to unused, undamaged glass. Ships with protective padding.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MJ Arsenal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44572763914283,"sku":"MJ-ARSENAL-TETRA-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/mj-arsenal-tetra-hand-pipe-back.jpg?v=1785879662","url":"https:\/\/angies.boutique\/es\/products\/mj-arsenal-tetra-hand-pipe","provider":"Angies Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}