{"title":"Hemper","description":"\u003csection aria-label=\"Updated\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCurated by the Angies Boutique buyers. First Hemper drop landed August 2026 — more Hemper arriving soon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"Hemper at a glance\"\u003e\n  \u003ch1\u003eHemper — Pop-Art Novelty Bongs, Peak Tops \u0026amp; Pipes\u003c\/h1\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper\u003c\/strong\u003e is a smoking-accessories brand founded in 2015 by Bryan Gerber, best known for pop-art novelty glass in unmistakable shapes — the Balloon Dog, the Gummy Bear, the Chinese Takeout box, and the UFO. The company started as a monthly subscription box and has shipped over 3 million boxes; today Hemper glass is carried in shops worldwide and the brand sits under parent company HARA Brands. Angies Boutique received its first Hemper shipment in August 2026, with more of the lineup arriving soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial site:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.hemper.co\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Hemper official website\"\u003ehemper.co\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFounded:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2015 by Bryan Gerber, with co-founders Ravjot (RJ) Bhasin and Henry Kochhar\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Started as a discreet monthly subscription box — first boxes shipped the day after Gerber finished college\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScale:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 million+ subscription boxes shipped\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParent company:\u003c\/strong\u003e HARA Brands\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKnown for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pop-art novelty bong shapes — Balloon Dog, Gummy Bear, Chinese Takeout, UFO\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt Angies Boutique:\u003c\/strong\u003e Balloon Dog bongs, Gummy Bear and UFO Vortex Peak Tops, Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice range at Angies Boutique:\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 (Ducky Hand Pipe) to $119.99 (Balloon Dog XL Bong)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"What is Hemper?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat is Hemper?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHemper is a smoking-accessories brand founded in 2015 by \u003cstrong\u003eBryan Gerber\u003c\/strong\u003e alongside co-founders Ravjot (RJ) Bhasin and Henry Kochhar. The original idea was a subscription model borrowed from cosmetics and shaving-care: a discreet monthly box of smoking essentials delivered to the door, so a customer never had to walk into a shop if they didn't want to. Gerber finished college on May 18, 2015 and shipped the first boxes the following day. The company has since shipped over three million boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe subscription business made Hemper a household name, but it's the glass that made the brand recognizable. Hemper's bongs are its bestsellers, and they sell because of the shapes — a balloon dog, a gummy bear, a Chinese takeout container, a UFO. Each piece takes a familiar pop-culture object and renders it as a functional borosilicate water pipe. The brand now operates under parent company HARA Brands and carries a full range beyond glass: dab rigs, dab tools, pipes, vaporizers, grinders, rolling trays, and accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique received its first Hemper shipment in August 2026. More of the Hemper lineup is on the way — this collection updates automatically as new pieces land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"What is Hemper known for?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat is Hemper known for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHemper is known for translating everyday pop-culture objects into functional glass. The design language is playful and immediately readable — you know what a Hemper piece is depicting from across the room — but the pieces are engineered as real working water pipes, not display props.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003carticle\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eThe Balloon Dog series\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eHemper's signature piece and the most recognizable shape in the catalog — a glass balloon-animal dog where the \u003cstrong\u003eear serves as the mouthpiece and the tail holds the bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e. It's a functional pop-art object that references the balloon-dog sculpture form. Angies Boutique carries two: the \u003cstrong\u003eBalloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e (7.6\", gold electroplated) and the \u003cstrong\u003eSitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e (5.5\", iridescent blue).\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003carticle\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eThe Gummy Bear series\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eA gummy bear rendered in colored borosilicate. On the full Gummy Bear Bong the smoke draws from the bear's ear. Angies Boutique carries the \u003cstrong\u003eGummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e (5.4\") — the same design language adapted into a glass attachment for the Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003carticle\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eThe UFO series\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eFlying-saucer forms with vortex percolation. Angies Boutique carries the \u003cstrong\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e — a Puffco Peak attachment with a vortex-style perc built into a saucer silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003carticle\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eCharacter hand pipes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eSmaller dry pipes in the same novelty vein. Angies Boutique carries the \u003cstrong\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e — a 3\" borosilicate rubber-duck spoon pipe, the most affordable Hemper entry point in the shop at $29.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003carticle\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eBeyond what we carry\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eHemper's broader catalog includes the Chinese Takeout Bong, the Gummy Bear XL Bong, and a rotating lineup of novelty water pipes, dab rigs, vaporizers, grinders, and rolling trays. Angies Boutique is expanding its Hemper selection — check back or follow the shop for new arrivals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"What Hemper pieces does Angies Boutique carry?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat Hemper pieces are in stock right now?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFive Hemper pieces landed at Angies Boutique in August 2026, spanning bongs, Puffco Peak attachments, and hand pipes. More Hemper is arriving soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\"\u003eBalloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e — 7.6\", gold electroplated, 14mm — $119.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\"\u003eSitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e — 5.5\", iridescent blue, 14mm — $79.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\"\u003eGummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e — 5.4\", for Puffco Peak — $79.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e — vortex perc, for Puffco Peak — $79.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe\"\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e — 3\" borosilicate rubber duck spoon — $29.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"How much does Hemper cost?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eHow much does Hemper glass cost?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003ctable\u003e\n    \u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eTier\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEntry — hand pipes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eDucky Hand Pipe (3\" rubber duck spoon). Pocket-size novelty dry pipe, the cheapest way into the brand.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMid — Peak Tops \u0026amp; small bongs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eGummy Bear Peak Top (5.4\"), UFO Vortex Peak Top, Sitting Balloon Dog Bong (5.5\" iridescent blue).\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlagship — XL bongs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eBalloon Dog XL Bong (7.6\", gold electroplated). The largest and most striking Hemper piece in the shop.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"Where do I start with Hemper?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhere do I start with Hemper?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eIf you want the signature Hemper piece, start with a \u003cstrong\u003eBalloon Dog\u003c\/strong\u003e. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\"\u003eSitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e ($79.99, 5.5\" iridescent blue) is the accessible version; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\"\u003eBalloon Dog XL\u003c\/a\u003e ($119.99, 7.6\" gold electroplated) is the statement piece. On both, the ear is the mouthpiece and the tail holds the bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eIf you own a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\"\u003eGummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e ($79.99 each) bring Hemper's novelty design onto your existing device — the UFO adds a vortex perc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eIf you just want to try the brand, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe\"\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e ($29.99) is a 3\" dry spoon pipe and the lowest-cost Hemper piece in the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"Related novelty glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat else pairs with Hemper?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHemper sits alongside other novelty and character-glass brands at Angies Boutique. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bigfun-glass\" title=\"BigFun! Glass\"\u003eBigFun!\u003c\/a\u003e is the closest match — hand-blown food-themed novelty pipes and Puffco attachments (Ice Cream, Sip N Rip, Glizzy, Bubble Bongs). \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/empire-glassworks\" title=\"Empire Glassworks\"\u003eEmpire Glassworks\u003c\/a\u003e brings 120+ sculpted character pieces at the artisan tier. For more Puffco Peak attachments from every brand we carry, see \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Puffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro Glass Attachments\"\u003ePuffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro Glass Attachments\u003c\/a\u003e. For the broader bong category, see \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Bongs\"\u003eBongs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003csection aria-label=\"What should I know before buying Hemper?\"\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eWhat should I know before buying Hemper?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eHemper Peak Tops fit the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro — confirm your device before ordering, since Peak Tops do not fit the Puffco Pivot or Proxy. The Balloon Dog bongs use standard 14mm joints, so bowls and downstems from other brands will fit if you want to swap. Novelty glass has sculpted features (ears, tails, limbs) that are more vulnerable to impact than a plain tube — handle and store accordingly. The Balloon Dog XL is gold electroplated; clean it with a mild glass cleaner rather than a harsh soak formula, which can dull electroplated finishes over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMore Hemper inventory is arriving at Angies Boutique soon. 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MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003e3-inch borosilicate spoon pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e shaped like a rubber duck — yellow glass body, orange glass beak as the mouthpiece, and decal eyes. The \u003cstrong\u003ecarb sits on the left\u003c\/strong\u003e, so it falls under your thumb naturally in the right hand. It's a genuine working pipe, not an ornament, but at three inches it's built for a pocket and a laugh rather than a long session. Angies Boutique stocks it as authentic Hemper glass at the brand's own $29.99 from our Los Angeles warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 3\" borosilicate spoon pipe shaped like a classic rubber duck, with a left-side carb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's the rare novelty piece that's actually a competent little pipe — real borosilicate, real carb, real bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e The beak is the mouthpiece. It's a design joke that also happens to work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass, 5.0\/5 on the brand's own site, 14-day returns from Angies Boutique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy this because you want a duck. That sounds flippant, but it's the honest framing — at three inches you're getting a small bowl and a short, warm draw, and you'd get better function from a plain \u003ca href=\"\/products\/illadelph-multi-hole-spoon\" title=\"Illadelph Multi Hole Spoon – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIlladelph Multi Hole Spoon\u003c\/a\u003e for less money. What you get here instead is the best-executed novelty pipe in our case, and a piece people actually pick up and ask about. That's a legitimate reason to buy something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe is a borosilicate glass spoon pipe measuring 3 inches long, shaped as a rubber duck. The body is yellow glass, the mouthpiece is an orange glass beak, and the eyes are applied decals. The carb is on the left-hand side. It ships as a single pipe in Hemper retail packaging, with no accessories required or included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe – 3\" Borosilicate Rubber Duck Spoon Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost duck-shaped glass is a shape first and a pipe second. This one holds together as both. The \u003cstrong\u003eorange beak is the mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one part of the design that could have been an afterthought is the part you actually use, and it's positioned where a mouthpiece should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the joke it's built conventionally: \u003cstrong\u003eborosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e, a proper bowl, and a \u003cstrong\u003ecarb on the left side\u003c\/strong\u003e so your thumb covers it without thinking if you hold it in your right hand. Left-handed? You'll use an index finger instead. That's the whole adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree inches is genuinely small.\u003c\/strong\u003e It disappears into a jacket pocket, and the bowl holds about what you'd expect from a piece that size. This is a companion pipe and a gift, not a replacement for whatever you reach for at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne thing worth knowing before it arrives: \u003cstrong\u003ethe eyes are decals, not fused glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e They're printed on. That matters for how you clean it, and we've set out the specifics in the care section below rather than burying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in Hemper's own retail box, which is why it works as a gift without any wrapping effort. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-pipes\" title=\"Glass Pipes \u0026amp; Glass Spoons at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass Pipes \u0026amp; Spoons\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 3\" borosilicate rubber-duck spoon pipe with a left carb and a beak mouthpiece, boxed and ready to gift.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift buyers. It's boxed, it's under thirty dollars, and it gets a reaction — which is most of what a gift needs to do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors of novelty glass. This one is better made than most of the category.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a pocket pipe — three inches genuinely disappears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRight-handed users, who get the carb under their thumb without adjusting grip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone building out a set of themed pieces alongside our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-hand-pipe\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIce Cream\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-glizzy-hand-pipe\" title=\"BigFun! Glizzy Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlizzy\u003c\/a\u003e pipes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a daily driver. Three inches means a small bowl and a short, warm draw — that's physics, not a flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking everything in isopropyl. The decal eyes won't survive that treatment indefinitely. See the care section.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants water filtration. This is a dry pipe with no percolation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting discretion. It is a bright yellow duck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eConcentrate users — there's no banger and no joint to fit one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe eyes are decals.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are applied to the outside of the glass, not fused into it. Prolonged isopropyl soaking will eventually lift or fade them. The pipe still works perfectly — it just stops looking like a duck, which rather defeats the purpose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree inches is a short smoke path.\u003c\/strong\u003e Less distance means a warmer draw than a longer pipe. Expected at this size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fine for one or two people. Not a group piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe carb is fixed on the left.\u003c\/strong\u003e Left-handed users will cover it with a finger rather than a thumb. Minor, but worth knowing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurrently out of stock at Angies.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ask us about restock timing before you set your heart on it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decal eyes need gentle cleaning, the short body runs warm, and it's a one-or-two-person bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass:\u003c\/strong\u003e The same material used for laboratory glassware — handles heat and handling far better than soft glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBeak mouthpiece:\u003c\/strong\u003e The orange glass beak is the functional mouthpiece, not a decorative add-on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft-side carb:\u003c\/strong\u003e Falls under the thumb in a right-handed grip, giving you proper control over clearing the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3\" length:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small enough to pocket, large enough to hold comfortably.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYellow body, orange beak:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coloured glass, not paint — the body colour won't wear off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetail packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives boxed, so it's gift-ready as shipped.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo accessories needed:\u003c\/strong\u003e A dry pipe with nothing to buy alongside it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. COMPATIBILITY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry hand pipe (spoon). Self-contained — no downstem, bowl, or joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size:\u003c\/strong\u003e None. It does not attach to anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not designed for water. Use it dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScreens:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard small pipe screens can be used if you prefer one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bangers, carb caps, downstems, bong bowls, or any Puffco attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePack the bowl lightly. Over-packing restricts airflow noticeably on a pipe this small.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHold it in your right hand with your thumb over the carb on the left side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDraw while lighting the bowl, keeping the carb covered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRelease the carb to clear the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLet it cool before pocketing. Three inches of glass heats up quickly and sheds that heat just as fast, but give it a moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. CARE \u0026 MAINTENANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRead this one properly — the decal eyes change the usual advice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo not soak the whole pipe in isopropyl.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's the standard method for glass, and it's the wrong method here. Extended alcohol contact will lift and fade the printed eyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the bowl and interior with targeted swabs instead.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are made for exactly this — pre-saturated, and they let you reach the resin without bathing the exterior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWipe the outside with a damp cloth only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm water, no solvent, gentle pressure around the eyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRinse the interior with warm water after use to stop residue setting in the first place. Prevention is easier than removal on a decorated piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it somewhere it won't roll onto a hard floor. It's small, it's round, and it's glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 How It Compares\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePipe\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest for\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe best-made novelty piece we carry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-hand-pipe\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Ice Cream Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$23.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCheapest themed pipe, three flavours\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-glizzy-hand-pipe\" title=\"BigFun! Glizzy Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Glizzy Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$25.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNovelty shape with a 14mm bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/illadelph-multi-hole-spoon\" title=\"Illadelph Multi Hole Spoon – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIlladelph Multi Hole Spoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePlain glass, better function per dollar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/grav-mini-classic-sherlock\" title=\"GRAV Mini Classic Sherlock – Angies Boutique\"\u003eGRAV Mini Classic Sherlock\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAsh-catching crimp, serious small pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I clean it with isopropyl like a normal pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot by soaking it. The eyes are decals printed on the outside of the glass, and extended alcohol contact will fade them. Clean the bowl and interior with a targeted swab such as \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e, and wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. The pipe will keep working either way — this is about keeping it looking like a duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich side is the carb on?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe left. Held in your right hand, your thumb lands on it naturally. Left-handed users cover it with an index finger instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs 3 inches too small to be usable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's usable, but be realistic. The bowl is small and the draw is warm because the smoke has very little distance to travel. If you want a small pipe that prioritises function over character, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/grav-mini-classic-sherlock\" title=\"GRAV Mini Classic Sherlock – Angies Boutique\"\u003eGRAV Mini Classic Sherlock\u003c\/a\u003e at 3.75\" has an ash-catching crimp and will smoke better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the yellow going to wear off?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The body is coloured glass, not paint, and the beak is orange glass. Only the eyes are applied decals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. It's a dry pipe with no percolation and nowhere to put water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it in stock?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot at the moment. Get in touch and we'll tell you where it is in the restock queue rather than leaving you guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Order from Angies Boutique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e — the same price Hemper charges directly. It is \u003cstrong\u003ecurrently out of stock\u003c\/strong\u003e; contact us for restock timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen it's back, order online for fast shipping or collect the same day at \u003cstrong\u003e838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece of glass we sell is authentic and inspected before it goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-pipes\" title=\"Glass Pipes \u0026amp; Glass Spoons at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBrowse all pipes\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-glass\" title=\"All Glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eAll glass\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-brands\" title=\"Glass Brands at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass brands\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique is a Los Angeles smoke shop stocking authentic glass and vaporizers. This is genuine Hemper product, held in our own warehouse. Questions about sizing, cleaning, or restock timing? Ask us — we'd rather you bought the right piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44763092713515,"sku":"HEMPER-DUCKY-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe-left.jpg?v=1786730748"},{"product_id":"hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong","title":"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – 5.5\" Iridescent Blue Borosilicate Water Pipe","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003e5.5\" borosilicate water pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e shaped like a balloon-animal dog in an iridescent blue finish. \u003cstrong\u003eThe ear is the mouthpiece and the tail holds the bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e — the whole design is the joke, and it works. It has a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem perc\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e45° recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm bowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e. Small piece, single-hit bowl. Angies Boutique stocks it as authentic Hemper glass from our Los Angeles warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.5\" iridescent blue borosilicate bong sculpted as a sitting balloon dog, with a diffused downstem and a 14mm bowl included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine sculptural design that still functions — ear mouthpiece, tail bowl, real percolation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e A diffused downstem perc on a novelty piece this size is unusual.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.7\/5 from 9 reviews on Hemper's own site, 89% would recommend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it as a small, beautiful, single-hit piece and you'll love it. Buy it as your main bong and you won't. That's not us hedging — it's what Hemper's own reviewers say, and the two lowest-rated reviews both land on the same two points: it's delicate, and the chamber is small. Everyone who bought it expecting a display-worthy conversation piece that takes a nice clean hit is delighted. Set your expectations there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong is a borosilicate glass water pipe measuring 5.5\" tall by 3\" wide, finished in iridescent blue. The dog's ear serves as the mouthpiece and the tail houses the bowl via a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. It uses a diffused downstem percolator and glass measured at 5mm thick. A 14mm male herb slide is included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – 5.5\" Iridescent Blue Borosilicate Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe ear is the mouthpiece. The tail is the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper took a balloon-animal dog, worked out where the airway had to go, and the answer turned out to be genuinely funny — you drink from the ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the joke it's built properly. \u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass at 5mm\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e45° recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e in the tail, and — unusually for a novelty piece this small — a real \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e. That's actual filtration, not a decorative tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA 14mm bowl is included.\u003c\/strong\u003e And because the joint is a standard 14mm, you can swap it for a larger bowl if you want bigger pulls — one of Hemper's reviewers did exactly that and rated it five stars afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's small.\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5\" tall and 3\" wide, with a chamber to match. Hemper's own reviewers describe it as perfect for single hits and \"great for a one hitter.\" One called it their first bong and was relieved it wasn't bigger. If you want volume, this isn't the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne honest warning before you buy.\u003c\/strong\u003e The iridescent blue is an applied finish, and at least one verified buyer reported it starting to come off within a week. We've set out exactly how to avoid that in the care section — it's very much avoidable, but only if you know about it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBongs\u003c\/a\u003e collection at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.5\" iridescent blue balloon-dog bong with a real diffused perc and a 14mm bowl included — small chamber, delicate finish, huge character.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a piece that looks like art on a shelf and still takes a filtered hit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSingle-hit smokers. Reviewers repeatedly call it perfect for one at a time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFirst-time bong buyers worried about size — several reviewers say exactly that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors of sculptural and pop-art glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift buyers. It arrives in Hemper retail packaging and it photographs beautifully.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone building a themed Hemper set alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a daily driver or big pulls. The chamber is small — reviewers are consistent on this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone rough with glass. Multiple reviewers describe it as delicate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking everything in isopropyl. The iridescent finish will not thank you. See care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall piece — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-13-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 13 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 13\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the other end of the scale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower bong with a 14mm bowl, not a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe iridescent finish can wear.\u003c\/strong\u003e A verified buyer reported \"the blue stuff came off already and I had it less than a week.\" It's an applied finish, not colour through the glass. Clean it gently and it will last — see the care section, which we've written specifically around this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall chamber.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own 3-star review says it \"doesn't have a lot of space for a good draw. Great for one hitter.\" Accurate, and worth knowing before you buy rather than after.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt's delicate.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two separate reviewers flag this. Sculpted glass with a protruding ear, nose and tail has more to catch than a straight tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou will aim for the nose.\u003c\/strong\u003e A reviewer admitted going for the nose every time. The mouthpiece is the \u003cem\u003eear\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe have two units.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Applied finish that needs gentle cleaning, a genuinely small chamber, and a delicate sculpted body.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem perc:\u003c\/strong\u003e Real percolation on a piece this size — the reason it draws smoothly rather than harshly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45° recessed 14mm joint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recessed joints are less exposed to knocks, which matters on a small sculpted piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm bowl included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ready to use out of the box, and swappable for a larger standard 14mm bowl if you want bigger pulls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm borosilicate:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick for the size, and heat-resistant lab-grade glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEar mouthpiece, tail bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e The design is functional, not decorative — the airway genuinely runs through the sculpt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIridescent blue finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shifts colour with the light. Handle it gently and it stays that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\" × 3\":\u003c\/strong\u003e Small enough for a shelf, a cabinet or a bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. COMPATIBILITY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14mm, 45° recessed. The most common size in glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any standard 14mm male bowl. One is included; a larger one is a cheap and popular upgrade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fixed diffused downstem — built in, not removable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAsh catchers:\u003c\/strong\u003e Technically 14mm-compatible, but not advisable. This is a small, delicate piece and a hanging ash catcher will unbalance it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10mm or 18mm accessories, bangers, or any Puffco attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFill with water through the ear until the diffused downstem's slits are submerged by roughly half an inch. Because the chamber is small, add water slowly — it's easy to overfill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl in the tail joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePack lightly. On a chamber this size, over-packing chokes the draw quickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDraw from the \u003cstrong\u003eear\u003c\/strong\u003e. Not the nose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLift the bowl to clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after each session and set it somewhere it can't be knocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. CARE \u0026 MAINTENANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRead this properly — the iridescent finish changes the usual advice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo not soak the whole piece in isopropyl.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's the standard method for glass, and it is the wrong method here. The iridescent blue is applied to the outside, and a verified buyer lost theirs within a week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the interior with targeted swabs instead.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e let you reach the chamber and bowl without bathing the exterior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWipe the outside with a damp cloth only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm water, no solvent, light pressure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRinse the interior after every session.\u003c\/strong\u003e On a small chamber residue builds fast, and prevention is far easier than removal on a finished piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClean the bowl separately — it's plain glass and tolerates a normal ISO soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it upright, away from edges. The ear, nose and tail all protrude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 How It Compares\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePiece\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePercolation\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest for\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSculptural character, single hits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-tricolor-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 8 inch Tricolor Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 8\" Tricolor Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDownstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStability, everyday use\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-10-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 10 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 10\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDownstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMore height, same money\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-13-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 13 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 13\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDownstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLongest smoke path\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone (dry)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCheapest Hemper novelty piece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere's the mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe ear. The tail holds the bowl. A Hemper reviewer confessed to going for the nose every single time, so you're in good company if you get it wrong first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a bowl?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — a 14mm male herb slide is included. The joint is a standard 14mm, so you can also fit a larger bowl. One reviewer did exactly that to get bigger draws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it actually filter, or is the perc decorative?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's a real diffused downstem percolator, built in and fixed. Genuine filtration, which is unusual on a novelty piece this small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big a hit does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA modest one. Hemper's own 3-star reviewer put it plainly: \"Doesn't have a lot of space for a good draw. Great for one hitter.\" Several 5-star reviewers say the size is exactly why they love it. It's a single-hit piece, and it's honest about that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the blue come off?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt can, if you clean it the way you'd clean plain glass. The iridescent finish is applied to the outside — one verified buyer lost theirs in under a week. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth and clean the inside with targeted swabs and it will be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it fragile?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's 5mm borosilicate, which is respectable, but two reviewers describe it as delicate — a sculpted body with a protruding ear, nose and tail simply has more to catch than a plain tube. Treat it like the art object it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Order from Angies Boutique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is in stock at Angies Boutique — \u003cstrong\u003ewe have two units.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder online for fast shipping, or pick it up the same day at \u003cstrong\u003e838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece of glass we sell is authentic and inspected before it goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBrowse all bongs\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/water-pipes\" title=\"Water Pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eWater pipes\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-brands\" title=\"Glass Brands at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass brands\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique is a Los Angeles smoke shop stocking authentic glass and vaporizers. This is genuine Hemper product, held in our own warehouse and ready to ship or collect today. Questions about size, the finish, or which bowl to pair with it? Ask us — we'd rather you bought the right piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44776729477163,"sku":"HEMPER-SITTING-BALLOON-DOG-BONG-BLUE","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong-blue-angled-left-front.jpg?v=1786739395"},{"product_id":"hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top","title":"Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top – 5.4\" Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026 Peak Pro","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003e5.4\" handcrafted borosilicate glass attachment\u003c\/strong\u003e that replaces the stock glass on a \u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Peak Pro\u003c\/strong\u003e, sculpted as an oversized gummy bear. It is a \u003cstrong\u003estyling upgrade rather than a filtration upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e — there's no percolator here, and we'd rather say so than imply otherwise. The \u003cstrong\u003ePuffco device is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Angies Boutique stocks it as authentic Hemper glass from our Los Angeles warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.4\" borosilicate replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, shaped as a gummy bear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's one of the boldest sculptural Peak tops made, and it's a straight swap onto a device you already own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine sculpted glass character at a size that changes the whole silhouette of the device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass, handcrafted borosilicate, 14-day returns from Angies Boutique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorth it if you want the look, and only then. Hemper hasn't published a percolator spec for this piece and we haven't found one, so treat it as a style swap — not a performance one. If you want a Peak top that actually changes how the draw filters, our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e has a base perc at less than half this price. Buy the Gummy Bear because you want a gummy bear on your Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top is a handcrafted borosilicate glass attachment measuring approximately 5.4\" tall, designed to fit the Puffco Peak and Puffco Peak Pro. It functions as a custom replacement for the device's original glass top. The box contains the glass top only — the Puffco device, chamber and accessories are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top – 5.4\" Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost Peak attachments are a shape applied to a tube. This one is closer to a sculpture that happens to route air — a fully modelled gummy bear in \u003cstrong\u003ehandcrafted borosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e, standing about \u003cstrong\u003e5.4 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e on top of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt fits the Puffco Peak and the Puffco Peak Pro.\u003c\/strong\u003e You lift off the original glass and drop this in its place. No tools, no adapter, nothing else to buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it doesn't do is filter differently.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publishes no percolator spec for this piece and we haven't found one in any retailer listing, so we're not going to imply the draw improves. It's borosilicate, it's clean, it preserves flavour the way good glass does — but the reason to buy it is that it looks extraordinary, not that it hits harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight is worth thinking about.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 5.4\" this is taller than the stock glass, which is part of the appeal and also means a higher centre of gravity on a device that already wants a flat surface. It's a home-setup piece rather than a travel one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Puffco Peak is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e This listing is the glass top alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco\" title=\"Puffco Vaporizers \u0026amp; Accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco vaporizers and accessories\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.4\" sculpted borosilicate gummy bear that swaps onto a Peak or Peak Pro — bought for looks, not for filtration.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eExisting Puffco Peak or Peak Pro owners who want their device to look like nothing else in the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors of sculptural glass — this is one of the more ambitious Peak tops on the market.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone building a themed setup alongside our other novelty glass, like the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift buyers shopping for someone who already owns a Peak — it arrives in Hemper retail packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who doesn't already own a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro. This is an attachment, not a device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for better filtration. No percolator is documented — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIce Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-sip-n-rip-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Sip N Rip Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eSip N Rip Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e have base percs for less money.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who travels with their Peak. A 5.4\" sculpted top is not the thing you want rattling in a bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy or Pivot owners — different devices entirely, and this will not fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting discretion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo percolator is documented.\u003c\/strong\u003e Neither Hemper nor any retailer we checked publishes a perc spec. Assume the airflow is comparable to stock glass and buy it for the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Puffco Peak is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass top only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.4\" is tall.\u003c\/strong\u003e Higher centre of gravity than the stock glass, so it's less stable and less portable. Give it a flat, clear surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted glass is harder to clean than a plain tube.\u003c\/strong\u003e Contoured interiors trap residue in places a straight brush won't reach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe have one unit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a piece we can promise to replace quickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A style upgrade with no documented perc, sold without the device, and tall enough to need a stable surface.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandcrafted borosilicate glass:\u003c\/strong\u003e The same material class used for laboratory glassware — heat-resistant, durable, and neutral so it doesn't affect flavour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFits Puffco Peak and Peak Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e A direct swap for the stock glass on either generation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.4\" sculpted form:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full gummy bear modelling rather than a decal or a printed motif.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGenuine replacement part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Usable as a functional replacement if your original glass has broken, not only as a decorative extra.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo tools required:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lift the old glass out, seat this one in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetail packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives boxed and gift-ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. COMPATIBILITY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak:\u003c\/strong\u003e ✅ Compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e ✅ Compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Proxy:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Not compatible — different attachment system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Pivot:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Not compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOther e-rigs:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Peak-family glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e One glass top. No device, chamber, carb cap or tether.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMake sure the device is off and completely cool before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLift the existing glass top straight up and out of the base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeat the Gummy Bear top in the same opening. It should sit flush without forcing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd water to the usual level for your device — enough to cover the intake, not so much that it splashes into the mouthpiece. Because the internal shape differs from stock glass, find your level on the first session rather than assuming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse the device as normal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace it on a flat, stable surface. At 5.4\" it's top-heavy compared with the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. CARE \u0026 MAINTENANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChange the water after each session. Standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRinse with warm water regularly — sculpted glass rewards frequent light cleaning far more than occasional deep cleaning, because the contours trap residue where brushes won't reach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFor a deeper clean, isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt as an agitator works well. This piece is coloured glass throughout with no decals, so it tolerates solvent without any special care. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are useful for the narrow sections.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNever clean it while it's warm, and don't run cold water into hot glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it seated in the device or laid down somewhere it can't roll. Sculpted pieces have protruding features that take the impact first.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 How It Compares\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePeak Top\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePercolator\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest for\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot documented\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBoldest sculptural design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$37.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBase perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBest value with real filtration\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-sip-n-rip-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Sip N Rip Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Sip N Rip Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$37.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBase perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSlushie-cup styling with a perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/mj-arsenal-plateau-peak-top\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Plateau Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Plateau Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLayered glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnderstated upgrade\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/mj-arsenal-tempest-peak-attachment\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Tempest Peak Attachment – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Tempest Peak Attachment\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecycler\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBest function per dollar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this include the Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This listing is the glass top only. You need to already own a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit the Peak Pro as well as the original Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — both. Hemper and every retailer we checked list it as compatible with the Puffco Peak and the Puffco Peak Pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot that we can document. Hemper doesn't publish a perc spec for this piece and we couldn't find one anywhere, so we're treating it as comparable to stock glass and telling you plainly rather than guessing. If filtration is your priority, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eIce Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e has a base perc for $37.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my Proxy or Pivot?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Those use entirely different attachment systems. This is Peak-family only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow much water do I use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEnough to cover the intake without splashing into the mouthpiece. The internal shape differs from stock glass, so find your level on the first session rather than copying your usual fill line exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it hard to clean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHarder than a plain tube, yes — sculpted contours trap residue. Frequent rinsing beats occasional deep cleaning. It has no decals, so isopropyl is perfectly safe on this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Order from Angies Boutique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cstrong\u003e$79.99\u003c\/strong\u003e, matching Hemper's own price. \u003cstrong\u003eWe have one unit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder online for fast shipping, or pick it up the same day at \u003cstrong\u003e838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece of glass we sell is authentic and inspected before it goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco\" title=\"Puffco Vaporizers \u0026amp; Accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBrowse all Puffco gear\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-glass\" title=\"All Glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eAll glass\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-brands\" title=\"Glass Brands at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass brands\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique is a Los Angeles smoke shop stocking authentic glass and vaporizers. This is genuine Hemper product, held in our own warehouse and ready to ship or collect today. Not sure whether it fits your device? Ask us — we'd rather you bought the right piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44776729509931,"sku":"HEMPER-GUMMY-BEAR-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top-turquoise-vertical-front.jpg?v=1786738092"},{"product_id":"hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top","title":"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top – Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026 Peak Pro","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a handcrafted borosilicate glass attachment for the \u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/strong\u003e, sculpted as a flying saucer mid-abduction — with a \u003cstrong\u003etiny cow caught in the tractor beam\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hemper is \u003cstrong\u003esold out of it directly\u003c\/strong\u003e; we have two. The \u003cstrong\u003ePuffco device is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Angies Boutique stocks it as authentic Hemper glass from our Los Angeles warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A borosilicate replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, shaped as a UFO abducting a cow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The detail is the joke — there's an actual cow in the beam. It's the piece people pick up and turn over.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e Buyers report it over-bubbles less than Puffco's stock glass, which is a rare thing for a novelty top to be praised for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.0\/5 on Hemper's own site, and available here when the brand itself has run out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most interesting Hemper Peak top we carry, and the one with the best case for buying at full price. Hemper doesn't publish a percolator spec, so we won't claim one — but unlike most decorative tops, this one has verified buyers specifically praising how it draws. That's a meaningful difference from \"it looks good and works fine.\" If the cow makes you laugh, it's an easy call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top is a handcrafted borosilicate glass attachment designed to replace the stock glass on a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro. The sculpt shows a flying saucer with a beam pulling up a small cow. Hemper states its Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models. The box contains the glass top only — no device, chamber or accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top – Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a \u003cstrong\u003ecow in the tractor beam.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's the whole pitch, and it's a good one — the piece is a flying saucer caught mid-abduction, and the detail rewards a second look in a way most sculpted glass doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's \u003cstrong\u003ehandcrafted borosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it drops straight onto a \u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Peak Pro\u003c\/strong\u003e in place of the stock glass. Hemper states its Peak tops are universally compatible with all Peak models. No tools, no adapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the part that separates it from the rest of the shelf.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publishes no percolator spec, so we're not going to claim filtration it may not have. But a verified buyer on Hemper's own site wrote that the shape and size \"really helps to get good rips while minimising the over-bubbling of Puffco stock glass.\" That's a customer observation rather than a manufacturer claim — we're flagging it as exactly that — but over-bubbling is a real complaint about stock Peak glass, and it's unusual for a novelty top to get credit for fixing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper has sold out of this piece on their own site.\u003c\/strong\u003e We have two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Puffco Peak is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e This listing is the glass top alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco\" title=\"Puffco Vaporizers \u0026amp; Accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco vaporizers and accessories\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A sculpted borosilicate UFO — cow included — that swaps onto a Peak or Peak Pro, with buyers reporting less over-bubbling than stock glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak or Peak Pro owners who find the stock glass over-bubbles and want a top with some character while they're at it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a conversation piece — the cow does a lot of work here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors of sculptural glass, particularly anyone assembling themed Hemper pieces alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift buyers shopping for someone who already owns a Peak. It arrives in Hemper retail packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who's been trying to buy one — Hemper is currently out of stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who doesn't already own a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro. This is an attachment, not a device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who takes very large pulls — a buyer noted the top opening is on the small side. See the limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who travels with their Peak. Sculpted glass with protruding features is not a bag item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy or Pivot owners. Different systems entirely, and this will not fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a documented percolator — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e has a stated base perc for $37.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe top opening is small.\u003c\/strong\u003e A verified 5-star buyer specifically wished \"the hole on top was slightly larger for bigger pulls and it would be easier to fill.\" We'd rather you heard that from us than found it out at home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo percolator is documented.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publishes no perc spec. Buyer reports about airflow are encouraging but they are not a specification.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished dimensions disagree between retailers\u003c\/strong\u003e — one lists roughly 5.75\" tall, another 6.5\" × 4.5\" × 3.5\". Treat the size as approximate, and ask us if exact clearance matters to you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Puffco Peak is not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass top only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted glass is harder to clean than a plain tube\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the small opening compounds it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe have two units.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper can't currently resupply — they're sold out themselves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small top opening, no documented perc, inconsistent published dimensions, and sold without the device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandcrafted borosilicate glass:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-resistant and neutral, so it won't affect flavour. One buyer noted it felt sturdier than expected.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUFO-and-cow sculpt:\u003c\/strong\u003e A genuine narrative scene rather than a shape with a decal on it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFits Puffco Peak and Peak Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper states universal compatibility across Peak models.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReported to reduce over-bubbling:\u003c\/strong\u003e A verified buyer credits the shape and size with cleaner rips than stock glass. Customer report, not a spec.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGenuine replacement part:\u003c\/strong\u003e Works as a functional replacement if your original glass broke, not just as decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo tools required:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lift the old glass out, seat this one in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable here:\u003c\/strong\u003e In stock with us while Hemper is sold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. COMPATIBILITY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak:\u003c\/strong\u003e ✅ Compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak Pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e ✅ Compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Proxy:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Not compatible — different attachment system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Pivot:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Not compatible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOther e-rigs:\u003c\/strong\u003e ❌ Peak-family glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e One glass top. No device, chamber, carb cap or tether.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMake sure the device is off and completely cool before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLift the existing glass top straight up and out of the base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeat the UFO Vortex top in the same opening. It should sit flush without forcing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFill slowly. The top opening is narrower than stock glass, so pouring gently — or using a small bottle or syringe — makes this much easier.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd enough water to cover the intake without splashing into the mouthpiece. Find your level on the first session rather than copying your usual fill line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse the device as normal, on a flat, stable surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. CARE \u0026 MAINTENANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChange the water after every session. On a piece with a narrow opening this matters more, because dried residue is much harder to reach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRinse warm and rinse often. Frequent light cleaning genuinely beats occasional deep cleaning here — the sculpted interior and small mouth make neglect expensive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFor a deeper clean, isopropyl with coarse salt as an agitator works well. This is coloured glass with no decals, so solvent is completely safe. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e help with the narrow sections a brush won't reach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNever clean it warm, and don't run cold water into hot glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it seated in the device. Sculpted pieces have protruding details that take the impact first if they roll.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 How It Compares\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePeak Top\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePercolator\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest for\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot documented\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBest sculpt, buyers praise the draw\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-ice-cream-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Ice Cream Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$37.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBase perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBest value with stated filtration\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-sip-n-rip-peak-top\" title=\"BigFun! Sip N Rip Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! Sip N Rip Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$37.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBase perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSlushie styling with a perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/mj-arsenal-plateau-peak-top\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Plateau Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Plateau Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLayered glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnderstated upgrade\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/mj-arsenal-tempest-peak-attachment\" title=\"MJ Arsenal Tempest Peak Attachment – Angies Boutique\"\u003eMJ Arsenal Tempest Peak Attachment\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecycler\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBest documented function per dollar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this include the Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Glass top only. You need to already own a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it actually hit better than the stock glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBuyers say so, and we'll pass that on with the caveat it deserves. A verified 5-star reviewer on Hemper's site credits the shape and size with \"minimising the over-bubbling of Puffco stock glass.\" Hemper publishes no percolator spec, so that's a customer report and not a manufacturer claim — but over-bubbling is a genuine complaint about stock Peak glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything annoying about it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOne thing, and it came from a buyer who still gave it five stars: the opening at the top is a little small, which makes very large pulls and filling with water slightly fiddlier than stock glass. Pour slowly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nRetailers disagree — one lists about 5.75\", another 6.5\" × 4.5\" × 3.5\". Hemper doesn't publish a figure. If exact clearance matters for where you keep your Peak, ask us and we'll measure the one in the warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my Proxy or Pivot?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Those use entirely different attachment systems. Peak family only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it still available? Hemper's site says sold out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt does, and we have two. Once they go we're dependent on Hemper restocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Order from Angies Boutique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cstrong\u003e$79.99\u003c\/strong\u003e, matching Hemper's own price — except Hemper is \u003cstrong\u003esold out\u003c\/strong\u003e and we have \u003cstrong\u003etwo units\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder online for fast shipping, or pick it up the same day at \u003cstrong\u003e838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece of glass we sell is authentic and inspected before it goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco\" title=\"Puffco Vaporizers \u0026amp; Accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBrowse all Puffco gear\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-glass\" title=\"All Glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eAll glass\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-brands\" title=\"Glass Brands at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass brands\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique is a Los Angeles smoke shop stocking authentic glass and vaporizers. This is genuine Hemper product, held in our own warehouse and ready to ship or collect today. Not sure whether it fits your device, or need an exact measurement? Ask us — we'd rather you bought the right piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44776729575467,"sku":"HEMPER-UFO-VORTEX-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-rop-right.jpg?v=1786738576"},{"product_id":"hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong","title":"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong – 7.6\" Gold Electroplated Borosilicate Water Pipe","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003e7.6\" gold electroplated borosilicate water pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e — the oversized, luxury-finish version of Hemper's balloon dog. \u003cstrong\u003eYou hit from the ear, pack the bowl in the tail, and the diffused downstem perc sits in the back legs.\u003c\/strong\u003e 5mm glass, 45° recessed 14mm joint. Priced at Hemper's own $119.99, down from their $149.99 list. Angies Boutique stocks it as authentic Hemper glass from our Los Angeles warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 7.6\" gold electroplated borosilicate bong sculpted as a balloon dog, with the percolator built into the back legs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's a genuine centrepiece — the sculptural ambition and the gold finish put it in a different bracket from ordinary novelty glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandout differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e The diffused downstem perc runs through the dog's back legs. The anatomy \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the engineering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the brand's current price, 14-day returns from Angies Boutique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the one to buy if the balloon dog is going to be the thing people notice in the room. At 7.6\" with a gold electroplated body it's a display object that happens to work properly — bigger chamber, longer path and more presence than the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e5.5\" Sitting Balloon Dog\u003c\/a\u003e, whose owners consistently describe it as a one-hitter. The gold finish does need respecting when you clean it. Everything else about this piece is straightforward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong is a borosilicate glass water pipe measuring 7.6\" tall, 2.6\" wide and 8\" long, finished in gold electroplate over 5mm glass. The ear serves as the mouthpiece and the tail houses the bowl via a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. A diffused downstem percolator is built into the back legs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong – 7.6\" Gold Electroplated Borosilicate Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator is in the back legs.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's the detail worth pausing on — Hemper didn't bolt a downstem onto a dog shape, they routed the diffuser through the animal's own anatomy. Smoke comes off the bowl in the tail, filters through the hind legs, and travels the length of the body to the ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's \u003cstrong\u003e7.6\" tall and 8\" long\u003c\/strong\u003e in \u003cstrong\u003e5mm borosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e, with a \u003cstrong\u003e45° recessed 14mm tail joint\u003c\/strong\u003e. The recessed joint matters on a piece this sculptural — it sits protected rather than sticking out where it can catch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe finish is gold electroplate\u003c\/strong\u003e, not paint and not a coating sprayed on top. It's the same process behind our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-10-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 10 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eiridescent BigFun! Bubble Bongs\u003c\/a\u003e — durable in normal use, but not something to attack with solvent. The care section below tells you exactly how to keep it looking like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the big one.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper makes the balloon dog in two sizes, and the difference is real: our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e5.5\" Sitting Balloon Dog\u003c\/a\u003e is a charming single-hit piece that reviewers openly call a one-hitter. The XL is two inches taller with a correspondingly larger chamber and a longer path to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBongs\u003c\/a\u003e collection at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 7.6\" gold electroplated balloon-dog bong with the diffused perc built into the back legs — the larger, more serious version of the design.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a centrepiece. This is the piece guests pick up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCollectors of pop-art and sculptural glass — the Koons lineage is unmistakable and deliberate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who liked the idea of the smaller Balloon Dog but wanted a real chamber rather than a single hit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGift buyers with a proper budget. It arrives in Hemper retail packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone assembling a Hemper set alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDucky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top – Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking everything in isopropyl. Electroplate does not tolerate that. See care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants something discreet or portable. It's 8\" long, gold, and shaped like a dog.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone on a tight budget — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e5.5\" Sitting Balloon Dog\u003c\/a\u003e carries the same design language for less.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting maximum smoke volume for the money. A plain \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-13-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 13 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e13\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e gives you far more height per dollar. You're paying for sculpture here, and that's a legitimate thing to pay for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. Flower bong with a 14mm joint, not a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe gold is an electroplated finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e More durable than a sprayed coating, but still an exterior treatment — isopropyl soaking will dull or strip it. Clean the inside, not the outside. Details below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper doesn't confirm whether a bowl is included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Their spec sheet lists the 14mm joint but not the box contents, and we haven't found a retailer that states it either way. The smaller Balloon Dog ships with a 14mm male slide, so it's likely — but we won't claim it. \u003cstrong\u003eAsk us and we'll open the box in the warehouse and tell you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo customer reviews exist yet\u003c\/strong\u003e for the XL specifically. The 5.5\" version rates 4.7\/5 from 9 reviews and shares the design, but that's a related product, not this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt's a sculpted piece with protrusions.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ear, nose, tail and four legs all stick out. Give it a stable, uncluttered surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne unit in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Electroplate needs gentle cleaning, box contents unconfirmed by the brand, and no XL-specific reviews yet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔹 Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem perc in the back legs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine percolation routed through the sculpt rather than bolted alongside it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e7.6\" × 8\":\u003c\/strong\u003e Substantially larger than the 5.5\" model, with the chamber volume to match.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGold electroplated finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e A luxury treatment that reads as metal, not paint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm borosilicate:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick lab-grade glass, the same wall thickness as the smaller model despite the extra size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45° recessed 14mm joint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard size, and recessed so it's less exposed to knocks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEar mouthpiece, tail bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e The airway runs through the animal — the design is structural, not decorative.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt the brand's own price:\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 here, matching Hemper, against their $149.99 list price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. COMPATIBILITY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Compatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14mm, 45° recessed — the most common size in glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any standard 14mm male bowl fits. Whether one ships in the box is unconfirmed by Hemper — ask us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fixed diffused downstem through the back legs. Built in, not removable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAsh catchers:\u003c\/strong\u003e Physically 14mm-compatible, but we'd advise against it. Hanging weight off a sculpted piece with protruding legs is asking for trouble.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10mm or 18mm accessories, bangers, or any Puffco attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📋 How to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFill with water through the ear until the diffuser slits in the back legs are submerged by roughly half an inch. Pour slowly and watch the legs rather than the body — that's where the level matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeat a 14mm bowl in the tail joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePack lightly to start. Find how the piece draws before filling the bowl properly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDraw from the \u003cstrong\u003eear\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLift the bowl to clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after each session and set it somewhere with clearance on all sides.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. CARE \u0026 MAINTENANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 Care \u0026amp; Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRead this properly — the electroplated finish changes the usual advice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo not soak the piece in isopropyl.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's the standard method for plain glass and it's the wrong method here. Extended solvent contact dulls and lifts electroplate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the interior with targeted swabs instead.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps – Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e reach the chamber and the leg diffusers without bathing the exterior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWipe the outside with a damp cloth only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm water, no solvent, light pressure. Dry it rather than letting it air-dry, so you don't get water marks on the gold.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChange the water every session.\u003c\/strong\u003e With diffuser slits down in the legs, dried residue is genuinely awkward to reach — prevention is far cheaper than cure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe bowl is plain glass and can be soaked normally, separately from the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStore it upright with clearance. Ear, nose, tail and legs all protrude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📊 How It Compares\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n  \u003cthead\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePiece\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBest for\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/thead\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCentrepiece with real chamber volume\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSame design, single-hit scale\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-tricolor-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 8 inch Tricolor Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 8\" Tricolor Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEveryday stability, bowl included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-13-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 13 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003eBigFun! 13\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$69.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMost height per dollar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCheapest way into the Hemper range\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e❓ Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere's the mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe ear. The bowl goes in the tail, and the diffused downstem runs through the back legs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a bowl?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWe can't confirm it from Hemper's specs, and we'd rather say so than guess. The 5.5\" model includes a 14mm male slide, so it's likely this one does too — but the XL's box contents aren't published. Message us and we'll check the physical box before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is this different from the smaller Balloon Dog?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo inches taller, a bigger chamber, and a gold electroplated finish instead of iridescent blue. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e5.5\" model\u003c\/a\u003e's own reviewers describe it as best for single hits; the XL is the version to buy if you want it to function as a proper bong as well as an object.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the gold wear off?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot with normal handling — electroplate is a bonded metal layer, considerably tougher than a sprayed finish. What will damage it is solvent. Don't soak it in isopropyl, wipe the exterior with a damp cloth, and clean the inside with targeted swabs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it worth it over a plain bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOnly if you want the sculpture. A \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bigfun-13-bubble-bong\" title=\"BigFun! 13 inch Bubble Bong – Angies Boutique\"\u003e13\" Bubble Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $69.99 gives you far more smoke path per dollar. You're paying here for a gold-plated art object that also works — which is a perfectly good reason, as long as it's the reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there reviews?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot for the XL yet. The 5.5\" version holds 4.7\/5 from 9 reviews on Hemper's site and shares the design, but we're not going to present that as though it's feedback on this piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Order from Angies Boutique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cstrong\u003e$119.99\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's own current price, against their $149.99 list. \u003cstrong\u003eWe have one unit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder online for fast shipping, or pick it up the same day at \u003cstrong\u003e838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece of glass we sell is authentic and inspected before it goes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBrowse all bongs\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/water-pipes\" title=\"Water Pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eWater pipes\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-brands\" title=\"Glass Brands at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGlass brands\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique is a Los Angeles smoke shop stocking authentic glass and vaporizers. This is genuine Hemper product, held in our own warehouse and ready to ship or collect today. Want us to confirm what's in the box before you order? Ask — we'd rather you bought the right piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":44777545433131,"sku":"HEMPER-BALLOON-DOG-XL-BONG-GOLD","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong-gold-angled-left-front.jpg?v=1786740448"},{"product_id":"hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe – 3\" Glass, Chinese Takeout","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 3-inch glass hand pipe shaped like a fortune cookie, made as part of Hemper's \u003cstrong\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/strong\u003e collection. It is a working dry pipe rather than an ornament — a bowl at one end, a mouthpiece at the other, and a folded-cookie body that sits flat in the palm. Hemper build their reputation on novelty glass that still functions as glass, and the Fortune Cookie is one of the smallest and most giftable pieces in the line. Angies Boutique lists it at $29.99, nine dollars below Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 3-inch glass hand pipe in the shape of a fortune cookie, from Hemper's Chinese Takeout collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a genuinely funny object that still works properly — the reason Hemper's themed glass sells rather than gathering dust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e The folded-cookie form gives it a flat, wide profile. It sits on a table instead of rolling, which most novelty pipes cannot claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-first:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three inches, under $30, and instantly recognisable. This is the piece people buy for someone else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 at Angies Boutique against Hemper's own $39.00.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No water, no joint, no concentrate use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe if you want a conversation piece that survives contact with actual use. Novelty glass usually trades function for the joke — this one is a normal working spoon-format pipe wearing a very good costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is a 3-inch glass pipe modelled on a fortune cookie, part of Hemper's Chinese Takeout collection of food-themed glass. It has a bowl, a mouthpiece, and a flat folded-cookie body that rests on a surface rather than rolling. It is a dry pipe for flower — no water and no joint. Angies Boutique lists it at $29.99, below Hemper's $39.00.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe – Novelty Glass That Actually Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost food-shaped glass falls into one of two traps: it looks convincing and smokes badly, or it smokes fine and the shape is barely legible. Hemper have spent years on the narrow path between those, and the Chinese Takeout collection is one of their better-known runs — the takeout-box bong, the matching Peak top, and this, the smallest piece in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fortune Cookie is a 3-inch glass pipe built on the folded-cookie form: a wide, flattened body with a bowl at one end and the mouthpiece at the other. That shape is doing real work. A pipe with a flat side stays where it is put, which matters more on a small piece than on a full spoon, and the folded profile gives the hand something to hold that a plain tube does not. Browse the rest of the line in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes and bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is a 3-inch working glass pipe built on a folded fortune-cookie form.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers. Under $30, immediately recognisable, and it needs no explanation on the way out of the wrapping paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of Hemper's themed glass — the Chinese Takeout family has a following.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a small pipe that sits flat on a table rather than rolling off it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolo or two-person sessions with a compact piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who like their gear to have a sense of humour without it being a toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is a dry pipe — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the water piece in the same spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. There is no joint on the Fortune Cookie, so no banger or nail attaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePocket carry without a case. A 3-inch novelty pipe with an open bowl wants protection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup sessions. A pipe this size is a solo bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want a plain, discreet piece. This one is the opposite of discreet, by design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This Hemper novelty glass pipe suits gifting and collecting, and it does not suit water filtration, concentrates, or discretion.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNovelty shapes are harder to clean than plain tubes.\u003c\/strong\u003e A folded body has more internal corners than a straight spoon. Budget for a longer soak, and use pipe cleaners rather than relying on shaking alone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree inches is small.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is not much distance between the flame and the fingers, so pace a session the way you would with any short pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo water and no joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is a dry piece and stays one. Nothing attaches to it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is glass in a decorative shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed novelty glass has more thin points than a plain pipe. This is a shelf-and-table piece, not a backpack piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne item in the box.\u003c\/strong\u003e The pipe only — no screens, no case, no accessories.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs on this fortune cookie glass pipe are fiddlier cleaning, a small body, and no water or joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFolded fortune-cookie form —\u003c\/strong\u003e the defining feature and the reason to own it. The shape is legible at a glance rather than approximate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlat resting profile —\u003c\/strong\u003e a folded body has a flat side, so the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe sits on a table instead of rolling away. Small pipes roll; this one does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3-inch size —\u003c\/strong\u003e compact enough to hold comfortably in one hand and small enough to tuck into a drawer or a stash box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowl and mouthpiece at opposite ends —\u003c\/strong\u003e conventional hand-pipe layout under an unconventional shell, so there is nothing to learn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass construction —\u003c\/strong\u003e smoke touches glass only, with no coating, plastic, or metal in the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePart of the Chinese Takeout collection —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper built a whole family around the theme, including a takeout-box bong and a matching Peak top, so this piece collects alongside others.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePriced below Hemper —\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 here against $39.00 on Hemper's own storefront.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A convincing folded-cookie shape, a flat resting side, and a conventional bowl-and-mouthpiece layout define this Hemper hand pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass hand pipe, dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFolded fortune-cookie form\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — nothing attaches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater filtration\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99 — Hemper's own price is $39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is a 3-inch dry glass pipe with no joint and no water chamber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground medium rather than fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall round glass screens, for anyone who wants to stop pull-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBangers, nails, and dab attachments — the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe has no ground joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDownstems, bowls, slides, and ash catchers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater filtration of any kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates, oils, and cartridges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e flower and a lighter. Nothing else, and no accessory purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This dry glass pipe takes flower only and accepts no bowls, bangers, or water attachments.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePacking and smoking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind flower to a medium consistency. Fine grind travels through any small pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl loosely so air still moves through it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily. Cornering the bowl keeps unlit flower for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRest the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe on its flat side between pulls — that side exists so the pipe does not roll.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out once the glass has cooled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e A folded shape has more internal corners than a straight spoon, so give it a longer soak than a plain pipe. Put it in a sealable bag with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt and leave it before shaking, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway rather than relying on agitation alone. Rinse with warm water and air-dry fully. Grind consistency does most of the work in keeping a small pipe clean — read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHow to Clean and Maintain Your Herb Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e for the routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through into the mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small round glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the pipe gets hot quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: three inches is short. Take fewer pulls per bowl and let it rest between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: shaking with alcohol is not clearing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the folded body traps residue in corners. Soak longer, then use a pipe cleaner through the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: loosen the pack first. If that does not help, resin has narrowed the airway and it needs a soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the flavour has gone stale.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: short pipes carry residue to the mouthpiece over a much shorter distance. Clean this one more often than a full-size spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind medium, corner the bowl, and give this novelty glass pipe a longer soak than a plain spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe direct comparison is the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky\u003c\/a\u003e — same 3-inch size, same $29.99, same dry hand-pipe format. The choice between them is purely which object appeals. Anyone who wants the same sense of humour with water filtration should step up to the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Against the rest of Hemper's line here, the Fortune Cookie is the entry point — smallest, cheapest, and dry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is a 3-inch glass hand pipe. That puts it in the same size class as the Hemper Ducky and slightly smaller than a standard 4-inch spoon. Three inches is comfortable in one hand and small enough to live in a drawer or a stash box, but it is not a pocket pipe in the way a taster is — the open bowl and the decorative shape both want a little protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a working pipe or an ornament?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt works. Under the folded-cookie shell the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe uses a conventional hand-pipe layout — a bowl at one end and a mouthpiece at the other — so there is nothing new to learn. Hemper's whole line is built on novelty glass that still functions as glass, which is why their themed pieces get used rather than shelved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The Fortune Cookie is a dry hand pipe with no water chamber and no downstem. For the same sense of humour with water filtration, Hemper make full water pipes — the Sitting Balloon Dog Bong and the Balloon Dog XL Bong are both stocked at Angies Boutique. The Fortune Cookie is the dry, compact end of the range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail, and a dab adapter have nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design. Anyone wanting concentrates needs a dedicated rig with a 14mm joint instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a pipe with a folded shape?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGive it more time than a plain spoon. A folded body has internal corners that shaking alone will not reach, so soak the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt before agitating it, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway to clear what the soak loosened. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry completely. Grinding medium rather than fine keeps it cleaner for longer in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Chinese Takeout collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is one of Hemper's themed families — a run of glass pieces and accessories built around takeout food, including a takeout-box bong and a matching Puffco Peak top. The Fortune Cookie is the smallest and least expensive piece in the family, which makes it the usual entry point for people who collect the themed sets rather than buying a single piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The questions that matter on this Hemper glass pipe are its size, that it genuinely works, and that it is dry-only with no joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small bowl with no factory screen makes grind consistency the difference between a clean pull and material in the mouth. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind this pipe wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a folded shape holds residue in corners, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for quick clean-ups between full soaks. And anyone building out the themed shelf should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e, the closest sibling in size and price. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning swabs are the two accessories worth pairing with this Hemper hand pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass from the Chinese Takeout collection. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, and this pipe is priced at $29.99 — nine dollars below Hemper's own listing. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is authentic Hemper glass, priced below the manufacturer's own figure, and available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45108193067051,"sku":"HEMPER-FORTUNE-COOKIE-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe-top-view.jpg?v=1787614189"},{"product_id":"hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe – 5\" Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is a 5\" borosilicate glass hand pipe built as a straight green tube with a carnivorous-plant bowl rising from the top. The body is a translucent green tube closed at one end and open at the other, with a carb hole set into the closed end cap and two small clear glass feet underneath that stop the pipe rolling. The bowl is a red bulb ringed with white glass teeth, and it is deep — Hemper build it to hold a large pack. It is a dry pipe for flower with no water chamber and no ground joint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5\" borosilicate glass dry hand pipe in a straight-tube format, with a plant-shaped bowl, from Hemper's Gaming Flower family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The deep bowl holds noticeably more than a standard spoon, so the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe reloads less often.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the only steamroller-style straight tube among Hemper's hand pipes at Angies Boutique — every other one is a spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick borosilicate, translucent green tube, red bowl with white glass teeth, end-cap carb, two glass feet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper at $29.99 — the same price as every other Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is a 5\" green glass tube pipe with a deep plant-shaped bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong recommendation if you want a themed pipe that holds a real amount of flower — the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe trades the pocketability of a small spoon for a deep bowl and a straight, easy-to-clean airway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper builds themed glass in complete families rather than one-off novelty pieces, and the Gaming Flower family is one of them. The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is the hand-pipe entry: a 5\" translucent green borosilicate tube with a red, white-toothed plant bowl set on a short neck near the closed end. A carb sits in the end cap, two clear glass feet keep it from rolling, and the bowl is deep enough to pack a large amount. It is a dry flower pipe, priced at $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe – A Pipe That Is Also a Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke writes itself and Hemper had the sense to build it properly. The Gaming Flower design puts a snapping carnivorous plant emerging from a length of green pipework — an image lifted straight from decades of side-scrolling video games — and then makes that length of pipework the actual smoking pipe. The green tube is the body. The plant head is the bowl. Nothing is decorative filler. That matters more than it sounds, because a straight tube is a genuinely good hand-pipe format: the airway runs in one line from bowl to mouthpiece, which makes it easy to draw through and easy to get a pipe cleaner down. Browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse all Hemper themed glass pipes and bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique to see the brand's other themed families.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe turns its gaming reference into the working structure of the pipe itself.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlower smokers who want fewer reloads. The deep bowl is the headline feature of the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has found sculpted novelty pipes hard to clean — a straight tube takes a pipe cleaner end to end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who like the gaming reference and want it built into the object rather than printed on it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want a pipe that sits still. Two glass feet under the closed end keep it from rolling off a table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of Hemper's themed families, since the Gaming Flower line extends to a larger bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting the smallest pocket piece. At 5\" the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is the longest hand pipe at Angies Boutique — the 3\" Hemper Ducky is the pocket option.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. There is no ground joint, so a banger or nail has nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is a dry pipe with no chamber and no downstem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmokers who prefer a small, gentle hit. A deep bowl in a dry pipe delivers a large, warm one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe suits flower smokers who want capacity and a straight airway over pocket size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA deep bowl in a dry pipe hits hot.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no water and no percolation, so a fully packed bowl on the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe delivers a large, warm hit. Pack it partially and draw slowly rather than filling it to the rim on the first session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe white glass teeth around the bowl are the exposed detail.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are the finest feature on the piece and the first thing a knock will find.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is 5\" long.\u003c\/strong\u003e That is a drawer or stash-box pipe rather than a jacket-pocket one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe carb sits in the end cap\u003c\/strong\u003e, not on the side of the body. It works exactly as well, but it is a different finger position from the spoon pipe most people are used to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo screen.\u003c\/strong\u003e The bowl is fixed glass with a single hole, so a fine grind pulls through into the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe asks for a partial pack, a medium grind, and care around the bowl detailing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeep bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper call this out as the point of the piece. More capacity per pack means fewer interruptions to reload, which is the practical reason to choose the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe over a 3\" spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStraight-tube body\u003c\/strong\u003e — the airway runs in one line from the bowl to the mouthpiece. That is easy to draw through, and it is the single biggest reason this piece cleans faster than a sculpted novelty pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThick borosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e — borosilicate handles rapid temperature change and repeated isopropyl cleaning without clouding or cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCarb set into the closed end cap\u003c\/strong\u003e — the flat disc at the end of the tube carries the carb hole, so your finger sits at the end of the pipe rather than on its side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo clear glass feet\u003c\/strong\u003e — small nubs beneath the closed end lift the tube off the surface and stop it rolling. A cylinder without them would roll off any table with a slope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTranslucent green glass\u003c\/strong\u003e — you can see the bowl contents and the state of the airway through the body, which makes it obvious when the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe needs cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed bowl with white glass teeth\u003c\/strong\u003e — the plant head is worked in contrasting colour rather than painted on, so the detail does not wear off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A deep bowl, a straight airway and glass feet are what the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe delivers over a conventional spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGaming Flower family\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe — steamroller-style straight tube\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThick borosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApproximately 5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTranslucent green tube, closed at one end, raised band near the mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDeep, red with white glass teeth, set on a short neck above the tube\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarb\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSet into the closed end cap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTwo clear glass nubs beneath the closed end\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice at Angies Boutique\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is a 5\" borosilicate tube pipe with a deep bowl and an end-cap carb.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower only. Pack the fixed bowl directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny standard lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard pipe cleaners — the straight body takes one end to end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA medium grind. Coarse burns unevenly; fine pulls through the bowl hole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe has no ground joint, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter all have nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater. There is no chamber and no downstem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBowls, downstems, ash catchers or any 10mm, 14mm or 19mm glass. The bowl is fixed and nothing on this pipe is a joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElectronic heating attachments and e-rig tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe takes dry flower and a lighter, and nothing attaches to it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsing the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind your flower to a medium consistency. Too fine and it pulls through the bowl hole; too coarse and it burns unevenly. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003eherb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide\u003c\/a\u003e covers keeping a grinder cutting cleanly enough to produce that consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl. It is deep, so start at half for your first few sessions rather than filling it to the rim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHold the tube with a fingertip over the carb hole in the closed end cap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw gently from the open end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift your finger off the carb to clear the tube, then inhale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out and set the pipe down on its two glass feet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the hit is harsh.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: pack less and draw more slowly. A deep bowl in a dry pipe with no water produces a large, warm hit by design, and a full pack on a fast draw is the usual cause.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: run a pipe cleaner straight through the tube. The straight body is the advantage here — one pass clears the whole airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flower pulls through into your mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or seat a slightly larger piece at the bottom of the bowl as a plug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the bowl burns on one side only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: light the rim and rotate the flame around it rather than torching the middle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the pipe rolls.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: rest it on the two glass feet under the closed end. Set down on the wrong face, a cylinder rolls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e soak in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate, then run a pipe cleaner the length of the tube and a second one down the bowl neck. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe dry completely before the next use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pack the deep bowl partially, cover the end-cap carb, and clean the straight tube with a single pipe-cleaner pass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStraight tube, deep bowl, end-cap carb\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSculpted spoon, integrated bowl, left carb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCompact spoon — the pocket option\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCompact spoon, flat profile\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique is $29.99, so this is a choice of format rather than budget. The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is the longest and the only straight tube — it holds the most and cleans the fastest, and it is the least pocketable of the four. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if you want a conventional sculpted spoon at a similar size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Among Hemper hand pipes at Angies Boutique the Gaming Flower Piranha is the longest, the deepest-bowled and the only tube.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is approximately 5\" long, which makes it the longest hand pipe at Angies Boutique — a half-inch longer than the 4.5\" Alley Cats and well over the 3\" Ducky and Fortune Cookie. That length is a straight tube rather than a compact body, so it lives in a drawer or a stash box comfortably but is not a jacket-pocket piece. The extra length also puts more distance between the bowl and your lips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat shape is it, exactly? Is it a steamroller?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a steamroller-style straight tube. The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is a translucent green glass cylinder with a bowl on a short neck rising from the top — the classic steamroller silhouette, and a different format from every other Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique, which are all spoons. One difference from a traditional steamroller is worth knowing: rather than leaving both ends open so you cap the far end with your palm, Hemper close one end with a glass disc and put a carb hole in it. You cover that carb with a fingertip instead. The practical result is the steamroller's straight airway with a conventional pipe's finger control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the carb?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the closed end cap. Rather than sitting on the side of the body the way a spoon pipe's carb does, the carb hole on the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is set into the flat glass disc that seals one end of the tube. You cover it with a fingertip while you light and draw, then release to clear the pipe. It works identically to a side carb — the finger position is just different from what most people are used to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the bowl really deeper than a normal pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and Hemper treat it as the main feature. The bowl on the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is built to hold a large pack, which means fewer reloads across a session. The trade-off is worth knowing: a deep bowl in a dry pipe with no water filtration delivers a big, warm hit when packed full, so a partial pack and a slow draw is the better starting point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter have nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design. Anyone wanting concentrates needs a dedicated rig with a 14mm joint instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it hard to clean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the easiest of Hemper's hand pipes to clean, because the body is a straight tube. A pipe cleaner passes the entire length of the airway in one go, where a sculpted novelty pipe has internal corners a soak alone will not clear. Soak the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate, run a cleaner through the tube and a second one down the bowl neck, then rinse with warm water and dry completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it roll off the table?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, provided you set it down the right way up. A plain glass cylinder would roll, so Hemper added two small clear glass feet beneath the closed end of the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe. Rested on those feet the pipe stays where you put it, with the bowl facing upward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is a 5\" straight-tube dry pipe with a deep bowl, an end-cap carb and glass feet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Hemper Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA deep bowl rewards a consistent grind more than a small one does, because an evenly packed deep bowl burns down through the whole pack instead of channelling. A pipe cleaner kept in the drawer is the other thing worth having on day one — the straight tube makes cleaning quick, but only if there is something to run through it. If you are building a themed shelf rather than buying a single piece, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e sits at the same $29.99 in a sculpted spoon format, which makes the two of them a natural pair. Angies Boutique stocks Hemper hand pipes, bongs and Peak tops at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, with same-day pickup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and a pipe cleaner are the two things that keep the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe running well.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an authentic Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe, sourced through authorized channels and sold at $29.99 — the same price as every other Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique. It arrives as a single glass hand pipe in Hemper retail packaging. Angies Boutique ships nationwide and offers same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012. Standard Shopify checkout and AI-assisted shopping experiences are both supported.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe is authentic, boxed, and available for shipping or same-day Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45108206469163,"sku":"HEMPER-FLOWER-PIRANHA-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe-facing-left.png?v=1787615209"},{"product_id":"hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – 4.5\" Smoky Gray Glass Cat","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a 4.5\" thick glass hand pipe shaped like a curled sleeping cat, made as part of Hemper's Alley Cats collection. The glass carries a smoky gray tint, and the bowl and carb hole are built into the cat's body rather than added on, so the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe operates exactly like a standard spoon pipe. The carb sits on the left side. Smooth contours and a flat base let the pipe rest on a surface instead of rolling. It is a dry pipe for flower — no water, no joint, no attachments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 4.5\" thick glass dry hand pipe in the shape of a curled sleeping cat, from Hemper's Alley Cats family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The curled-cat shape is already a spoon-pipe shape, so the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe gets its novelty without giving up ergonomics or bowl placement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e At 4.5\" it is 50% longer than the 3\" Ducky and Fortune Cookie, and the only Hemper spoon at Angies Boutique sculpted as a single solid animal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick glass with a smoky gray tint, integrated bowl, left-side carb, flat resting base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper, priced at $29.99 — exactly the manufacturer's stated retail price for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a 4.5\" smoky gray glass cat pipe that works like an ordinary spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong recommendation if you want a themed glass pipe that still handles like a proper spoon — the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is the rare novelty piece where the shape of the animal and the shape of a working pipe happen to be the same shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper builds themed glass in complete families rather than one-off novelty pieces. The Alley Cats family covers a hand pipe, a 6\" bong and a 9.5\" XL bong, all sharing the same cat design. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is the entry point: 4.5\" of thick smoky gray glass formed into a curled sleeping cat, with the bowl and carb tucked into the body and a flat base so it sits still between uses. It is a dry flower pipe, priced at $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – Where the Cat Shape and the Pipe Shape Agree\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnimal-shaped glass usually fails in one specific way: the animal wins and the pipe loses. The bowl ends up somewhere awkward, the carb lands where no thumb naturally goes, and the piece will not sit flat because real animals are not flat. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe sidesteps that because of the pose Hemper chose. A cat curled up asleep is a compact rounded mass with a flat underside and a raised end — which is, structurally, a spoon pipe. The bowl drops into the curl of the body, the carb sits on the left where a right-hand grip puts the thumb, and the flat base does what a flat base does. Nothing was compromised to make the cat read as a cat. Browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse all Hemper themed glass pipes and bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique to see the rest of the brand's themed families.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe works because a curled cat and a spoon pipe are the same silhouette.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a themed glass pipe that still functions as an everyday spoon rather than a shelf ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who found 3\" novelty pipes too small — the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is 4.5\" and fills the hand properly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors working through Hemper's themed families, since the Alley Cats collection extends to a 6\" bong and a 9.5\" XL bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRight-handed smokers. The carb is on the left side, which is where the thumb lands in a right-hand grip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers looking for glass with a clear theme and a recognisable brand behind it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe has no ground joint, so a banger or nail has nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is a dry pipe with no chamber and no downstem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the smallest possible pocket piece — the 3\" Hemper Ducky is the more pocketable option.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who dislike tinted glass. The smoky gray tint means you see less of the bowl contents than through clear glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe suits flower smokers who want a full-size themed spoon, not a pocket taster or a dab piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe smoky gray tint hides resin build-up.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tinted glass looks good longer than clear glass, which means the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe reaches the point of needing a clean before it looks like it does. Clean on a schedule rather than on appearance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted shapes are harder to clean than plain spoons.\u003c\/strong\u003e The contours of the cat's body create corners that shaking alone will not clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo screen and no joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e The bowl is fixed glass with a single hole, so a fine grind pulls through into the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeft-side carb only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Left-handed smokers reach across the body or flip the pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is glass in a decorative shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is thick-walled, but ears and contours are still the first things a drop finds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe asks for scheduled cleaning, a medium grind, and a right-hand grip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurled sleeping cat silhouette\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pose is the reason the piece works. A curled cat gives a rounded body, a flat underside and a raised head, which maps directly onto bowl, base and mouthpiece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThick glass construction\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper builds this piece heavy rather than delicate, which is what lets a sculpted novelty shape survive normal handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoky gray tint\u003c\/strong\u003e — the tint gives the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe a finished, deliberate look rather than the toy-like clarity of cheap coloured glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntegrated bowl and carb\u003c\/strong\u003e — both are formed into the cat's body rather than attached, so there is nothing to learn and nothing to snap off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4.5\" length\u003c\/strong\u003e — a full-hand size that puts more distance between the bowl and your lips than a 3\" piece does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlat resting base\u003c\/strong\u003e — the pipe sits where you put it. Small pipes with rounded bottoms roll off tables; this one does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePart of a complete family\u003c\/strong\u003e — the Alley Cats collection runs to a 6\" bong and a 9.5\" XL bong in the same design language.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick tinted glass, an integrated bowl and a flat base make the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe a working spoon in a cat's shape.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAlley Cats family\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe \/ spoon pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThick glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoky gray tint\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCurled sleeping cat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIntegrated into the cat's body, fixed glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarb\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLeft side\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlat resting base\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass hand pipe, boxed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice at Angies Boutique\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a 4.5\" smoky gray glass spoon with an integrated bowl and a left-side carb.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower only. Pack the integrated bowl directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny standard lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner, for cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA medium grind. Coarse packs loosely and burns unevenly; fine pulls through the bowl hole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe has no ground joint, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter all have nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater. There is no chamber and no downstem — adding water gets you a wet pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBowls, downstems, ash catchers or any 10mm, 14mm or 19mm glass. Nothing on this pipe is a joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElectronic heating attachments and e-rig tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePipe screens sized for wider bowls. The bowl is small and fixed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe takes dry flower and a lighter, and nothing else attaches to it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsing the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind your flower to a medium consistency. Too fine and it pulls through the bowl hole; too coarse and it burns unevenly. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003eherb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide\u003c\/a\u003e covers keeping a grinder cutting cleanly enough to produce that consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the integrated bowl loosely. A packed-tight bowl restricts airflow in a pipe this size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHold the pipe in your right hand with your thumb over the carb on the left side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover the carb, light the edge of the bowl rather than the centre, and draw gently.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelease the carb to clear the pipe, then inhale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out and set the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe down on its flat base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight or blocked.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: run a pipe cleaner through the airway. On a sculpted pipe the contours collect resin faster than a straight spoon does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flower pulls through into your mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or pack a slightly larger piece at the bottom of the bowl as a plug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the bowl only burns on one side.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: light the edge and rotate the flame around the rim rather than torching the middle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the smoke is harsh.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: draw more slowly and clean the pipe. Resin build-up is the usual cause, and the smoky gray tint means the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe hides that build-up longer than clear glass would.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e soak in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway to clear what the soak loosened. The sculpted contours need the pipe cleaner — a soak alone will not reach the corners. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry completely before the next use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium grind, loose pack, thumb on the left carb — and clean the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe on a schedule, because the tint hides the build-up.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.5\" dry pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA full-hand themed spoon with an integrated bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\" dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA straight tube with a deep bowl — the largest pack of the four\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe most pocketable Hemper novelty pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe flattest profile, from the Chinese Takeout family\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\" water pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThemed Hemper glass with water filtration\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique sits at the same $29.99, so the choice between them is size, shape and theme rather than price. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is the one that behaves most like a conventional spoon — sculpted as a single solid animal with the bowl folded into the body, where the 5\" Gaming Flower Piranha is a straight tube with a separate raised bowl. Step up to the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e if you want the same themed-glass approach with water filtration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Among Hemper hand pipes at Angies Boutique the Alley Cats is the classic spoon shape, and all of them share a $29.99 price.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 4.5\" long, which is 50% longer than the 3\" Hemper Ducky and Fortune Cookie and a half-inch shorter than the 5\" Gaming Flower Piranha. That size fills an adult hand properly rather than sitting in the fingertips, and it puts more distance between the bowl and your lips than a 3\" piece does. It still slips into a pocket, though the sculpted ears and contours are worth protecting with a pouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a working pipe or a display piece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works, and the shape is the reason. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a curled sleeping cat, and a curled cat is structurally a spoon pipe already — rounded body, flat underside, raised head. The bowl sits in the curl of the body, the carb is on the left side, and the whole thing operates exactly like a standard spoon. Nothing about the function was compromised to make the cat read as a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich side is the carb on?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe left side. In a right-hand grip that puts the carb directly under your thumb, which is the standard arrangement for a spoon pipe. Left-handed smokers either reach across the body of the pipe or turn the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe around and use a finger instead. It is a small thing, but worth knowing before buying if you are left-handed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a dry hand pipe with no water chamber and no downstem. For the same themed-glass approach with water filtration, Hemper make full water pipes — the Sitting Balloon Dog Bong and the Balloon Dog XL Bong are both stocked at Angies Boutique, and the Alley Cats family itself extends to a 6\" bong and a 9.5\" XL bong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter have nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design. Anyone wanting concentrates needs a dedicated rig with a 14mm joint instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a sculpted pipe like this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it more attention than a plain spoon. The contours of the cat's body create internal corners that shaking will not clear, so soak the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate it, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway to clear what the soak loosened. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and dry completely. Clean on a schedule rather than when it looks dirty — the smoky gray tint hides resin build-up longer than clear glass does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Alley Cats collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is one of Hemper's themed glass families — a matched set built around the same cat design, running from this hand pipe up through a 6\" Alley Cats bong to a 9.5\" XL bong. Hemper build in families rather than one-offs, which is why their themed pieces tend to get collected. The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is the smallest and least expensive piece in the family, and the usual entry point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is a 4.5\" dry glass spoon with a left carb, part of a three-piece themed family.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Hemper Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA pipe this size wants a medium grind and a place to put the ash, and a sculpted shape wants a pipe cleaner kept nearby rather than bought later. If you are building out the themed shelf rather than buying a single piece, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e sits at the same $29.99 in a 3\" pocket size, which makes the two of them a natural pair — one for the house, one for the jacket. Angies Boutique stocks Hemper hand pipes, bongs and Peak tops at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, with same-day pickup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder, a pipe cleaner and the 3\" Hemper Ducky are the natural companions to the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an authentic Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe, sourced through authorized channels and sold at $29.99 — exactly Hemper's stated retail price for this piece. It arrives as a single boxed glass hand pipe in Hemper retail packaging. Angies Boutique ships nationwide and offers same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012. Standard Shopify checkout and AI-assisted shopping experiences are both supported.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe is authentic, boxed, and available for shipping or same-day Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45108212957227,"sku":"HEMPER-ALLEY-CATS-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787616284"},{"product_id":"hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe – 3.6\" Amber Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is a 3.6\" borosilicate glass hand pipe moulded as a sitting gummy bear in transparent amber glass. The bowl is set into the bear's back, the carb hole sits on the side of the body, and the mouthpiece is the bear's head. Because the glass is transparent rather than tinted, the smoke is visible filling the bear's body as you draw. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe measures 2.1\" across with a 0.6\" bowl, and carries the Hemper logo etched down the back. It is a dry pipe for flower with no water chamber and no ground joint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 3.6\" transparent amber borosilicate glass dry hand pipe shaped as a sitting gummy bear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The transparent glass turns the draw into something you watch — smoke fills the bear's body visibly, which no tinted pipe does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe differentiator:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the only fully transparent piece among Hemper's hand pipes at Angies Boutique. Every other one is tinted or opaque.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Borosilicate glass, bowl in the back, side carb, mouthpiece at the head, Hemper logo etched down the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence signal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper at $29.99 — exactly Hemper's own listed price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is a 3.6\" transparent amber glass bear you can watch fill with smoke.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong recommendation if you want a small themed pipe with a bit of theatre to it — the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is the one piece in the range where the glass being clear is the whole point rather than an afterthought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper builds themed glass in complete families, and the Gummy Bear line is one of them, running from this hand pipe up through a bong and an XL bong. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is the smallest piece: 3.6\" long and 2.1\" across in transparent amber borosilicate, moulded as a sitting bear with the bowl in its back, the carb on its side and the mouthpiece at its head. The clear glass lets you watch the body fill. It is a dry flower pipe, priced at $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe – The One Where You Watch It Fill\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty glass asks you to appreciate it between sessions — you look at the shape, you put it down, the shape does nothing while you smoke. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is built the other way round. The body is hollow and the amber glass is fully transparent, so the moment you draw, the smoke is visible moving through the bear and pooling inside it. The thing the pipe is shaped like and the thing the pipe is doing become the same event. That only works because Hemper left the glass clear instead of tinting it, which is a deliberate choice with a real trade-off attached. Browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse all Hemper themed glass pipes and bongs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Angies Boutique to see how the brand handles its other themed families.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe uses transparent glass so the smoke filling the bear is part of the experience.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a compact themed pipe with something to look at while it is in use, not just on the shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePocket and bag carriers — at 3.6\" the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is one of the smaller pieces in Hemper's hand pipe range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers. The shape is instantly readable and the amber glass photographs well.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors working through Hemper's themed families, since the Gummy Bear line extends to a bong and an XL bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who like knowing when their glass needs cleaning rather than guessing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Recommended For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a large bowl. The bowl on the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is 0.6\" across — a modest pack, not a deep one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. There is no ground joint, so a banger or nail has nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is a dry pipe with no chamber and no downstem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who would rather not see resin. Transparent glass shows everything, and the amber body will discolour visibly with use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe suits flower smokers who want a small, visible, giftable piece rather than a big bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent glass shows the resin as clearly as it shows the smoke.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the direct cost of the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe's best feature. A tinted pipe hides build-up; this one displays it, and the amber body darkens visibly between cleans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bowl is small.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 0.6\" across it holds a modest pack, which means more frequent reloads than a deeper-bowled pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe moulded body has internal contours.\u003c\/strong\u003e Arms, legs and ears create corners that a shake will not clear, so cleaning takes a pipe cleaner rather than a rinse.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe ears are the exposed detail.\u003c\/strong\u003e They stand proud of the body and are the first thing a drop or a jostled bag will find.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo screen.\u003c\/strong\u003e The bowl is fixed glass with a single hole, so a fine grind pulls through into the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe trades resin-hiding for smoke-showing, and asks for regular cleaning as a result.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent amber glass\u003c\/strong\u003e — the defining feature. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe fills visibly as you draw, and the amber tone reads as a real gummy sweet rather than as generic coloured glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowl set into the back\u003c\/strong\u003e — the bowl is worked into the bear's back rather than added as a separate stem, which keeps the silhouette clean and leaves nothing to snap off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSide carb hole\u003c\/strong\u003e — a conventional carb in a conventional place, so there is nothing new to learn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece at the head\u003c\/strong\u003e — you draw from the top of the bear, which puts the mouthpiece as far from the bowl as a 3.6\" body allows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e — borosilicate handles rapid temperature change and repeated isopropyl cleaning without clouding or cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3.6\" × 2.1\" flat-sided body\u003c\/strong\u003e — squat and slab-shaped like an actual gummy bear, which makes it sit flat and fill the palm rather than roll.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper logo etched down the back\u003c\/strong\u003e — etched into the glass rather than printed, so it does not wear off with cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear amber glass, a back-set bowl and a side carb make the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe a straightforward pipe with an unusual view.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGummy Bear family\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent amber\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.6\" diameter, set into the bear's back\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarb\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSide of the body\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe bear's head\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper logo etched down the back\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice at Angies Boutique\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is a 3.6\" transparent amber borosilicate pipe with a 0.6\" bowl and a side carb.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower only. Pack the fixed bowl directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny standard lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA medium grind. Coarse burns unevenly in a bowl this size; fine pulls through the hole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe has no ground joint, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter all have nowhere to attach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater. There is no chamber and no downstem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBowls, downstems, ash catchers or any 10mm, 14mm or 19mm glass. The bowl is fixed and nothing on this pipe is a joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElectronic heating attachments and e-rig glass tops. This is an unpowered hand pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePipe screens sized for wider bowls — the bowl is 0.6\" across.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe takes dry flower and a lighter, and nothing attaches to it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsing the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind your flower to a medium consistency. In a 0.6\" bowl a fine grind pulls straight through and a coarse one burns unevenly. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003eherb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide\u003c\/a\u003e covers keeping a grinder cutting cleanly enough to produce that consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl in the bear's back loosely. A small bowl packed tight restricts airflow badly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHold the body with a fingertip over the side carb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePut your lips to the bear's head, light the edge of the bowl, and draw gently.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch the body fill, then release the carb to clear the pipe and inhale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out and set the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe down on its flat side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the amber glass has gone dark and cloudy.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: clean it. This is the transparent-glass trade-off working exactly as expected — the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe shows resin build-up that a tinted pipe would conceal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: run a pipe cleaner through the airway from the head. The moulded arms and legs create corners that a soak alone will not clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flower pulls through into your mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or seat a slightly larger piece at the bottom of the bowl as a plug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the bowl empties too fast.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: that is the 0.6\" bowl. Pack it evenly and expect to reload more often than on a deeper-bowled pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e soak in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway to clear what the soak loosened. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry completely. Clean on a schedule and the amber stays bright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium grind, loose pack, thumb on the side carb — and clean the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe often, because the clear glass shows everything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3.6\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent amber — fills visibly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoky gray tint — hides build-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTranslucent green, deep bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe most pocketable of the range\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper hand pipe at Angies Boutique is $29.99, so this is a choice of size and character rather than budget. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe sits at the small end and is the only fully transparent one — worth knowing that the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e takes the exact opposite approach with a smoky tint that conceals resin instead of displaying it. Neither is better; they fail and flatter in opposite directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Among Hemper hand pipes at Angies Boutique the Gummy Bear is the transparent one, and all of them share a $29.99 price.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 3.6\" long and 2.1\" across, with a 0.6\" diameter bowl. That is a squat, slab-shaped body rather than a long one — it fills a palm and sits flat on a surface instead of rolling. Among Hemper hand pipes at Angies Boutique it is at the small end, larger than the 3\" Ducky and smaller than the 4.5\" Alley Cats and the 5\" Gaming Flower Piranha.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere are the bowl, carb and mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is set into the bear's back, the carb hole is on the side of the body, and the mouthpiece is the bear's head. So you pack the back, cover the side carb with a fingertip, and draw from the top. It is a conventional hand-pipe layout worked into the shape of the bear, which means there is nothing new to learn about operating the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan you really see the smoke inside it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and that is the point of the piece. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is moulded in fully transparent amber borosilicate rather than tinted glass, and the body is hollow, so smoke is visible moving through the bear and pooling inside as you draw. Hemper made the glass clear deliberately for this reason. The trade-off is that transparent glass also displays resin build-up, so the amber darkens visibly between cleans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colour is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTransparent amber — a warm golden orange, the colour of an actual gummy sweet. Hemper specify the body as transparent amber glass and there is a single colourway, so there is no choice to make. The Hemper logo is etched down the back of the bear rather than printed, which means it survives repeated cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail and a dab adapter have nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design. Anyone wanting concentrates needs a dedicated rig with a 14mm joint instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a moulded shape like this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it more attention than a plain spoon. The bear's arms, legs and ears create internal corners that shaking will not reach, so soak the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt, agitate it, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway from the head to clear what the soak loosened. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and dry completely. Because the glass is transparent you can see exactly when it needs doing, which is a small advantage over a tinted pipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same as the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, they are two different products that share a theme. The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is a 3.6\" standalone dry pipe for flower that needs nothing but a lighter. The Gummy Bear Peak Top is a glass attachment built to sit on a Puffco Peak, which means it requires that device and is used for concentrates. If you do not own a Peak, this hand pipe is the one you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is a 3.6\" transparent amber dry pipe with a back bowl, a side carb and a head mouthpiece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Hemper Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA 0.6\" bowl rewards an even grind more than a big one does, because there is no room for a bad pack to burn its way right. A pipe cleaner is the other day-one item — the moulded limbs need one, and with clear glass you will see exactly when. If you are building a themed shelf rather than buying a single piece, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e sits at the same $29.99 in a 3\" size, which makes the two of them a natural pair of small themed pipes. Angies Boutique stocks Hemper hand pipes, bongs and glass attachments at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, with same-day pickup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and a pipe cleaner are the two things that keep the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe looking and working right.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an authentic Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe, sourced through authorized channels and sold at $29.99 — exactly Hemper's own listed price for this piece. It arrives as a single glass hand pipe in Hemper retail packaging. Angies Boutique ships nationwide and offers same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012. Standard Shopify checkout and AI-assisted shopping experiences are both supported.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe is authentic, boxed, and available for shipping or same-day Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45108214071339,"sku":"HEMPER-GUMMY-BEAR-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787684782"},{"product_id":"hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8\" Glass Spoon","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe is a 4.8-inch borosilicate glass spoon shaped like a white cartoon glove throwing an oversized thumbs-up. The closed fist holds the bowl and the forearm forms the stem, with the \"H\" and \"Hemper\" logos running along the arm. It is a working dry pipe, not a display piece, and it sells for $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 4.8\" borosilicate hand pipe from Hemper's High Jinx series, styled after golden-era rubber-hose cartoon animation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe design actually works:\u003c\/strong\u003e the fist is the bowl and the arm is the stem, so the cartoon shape is the pipe rather than a skin wrapped around one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the length matters:\u003c\/strong\u003e at 4.8 inches this is a long spoon. The extra stem puts real distance between the bowl and your lips, and that distance is what keeps the smoke from arriving hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 — Hemper's own list price, matched exactly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe is the pick when you want a novelty piece whose shape earns its keep — the arm-as-stem layout gives you a cooler draw than the stubby 3-inch spoons that dominate this price bracket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's High Jinx series reimagines 1930s cartoon props in glass. This hand pipe is the four-fingered white glove frozen mid thumbs-up, rendered in 4.8 inches of borosilicate. The bowl sits in the fist, the stem runs down the forearm, and the mouthpiece finishes the cuff. It is dry glass — no water, no percolation — built for quick sessions where you want something with personality in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe — The Thumbs-Up, In Glass\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty pipes are a costume. A standard spoon gets moulded into a vaguely themed silhouette, and the theme stops mattering the moment you actually use it. The High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe works the other way round: the anatomy of the cartoon hand \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the anatomy of the pipe. The closed fist gives you the bowl. The raised thumb gives you something to grip. The forearm gives you the stem, and the cuff gives you the mouthpiece. Nothing about the shape is decoration bolted onto a pipe that would have existed anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper built the High Jinx family around golden-era animation — the rubber-hose era of white four-fingered gloves and permanent grins — and the series runs from this hand pipe up through a bong and an XL bong. The full range and the rest of the brand live in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper glass, bongs and hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe turns a cartoon glove's thumbs-up into a functional 4.8-inch glass spoon, with the fist as the bowl and the forearm as the stem.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a themed pipe with a longer stem — 4.8 inches is well above the 3 to 4 inches most novelty spoons run.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a gift. The thumbs-up reads instantly and the piece arrives in Hemper's printed box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollect the Hemper theme drops and want the High Jinx design at the entry price rather than the bong tier.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrefer a dry pipe for speed — pack, light, done, with no water to fill or empty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant cooled, filtered smoke. A dry spoon gives you none of that; a bong or a bubbler does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed something that disappears into a jeans pocket. At 4.8 inches this rides in a jacket or a bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to watch resin build up so you know when to clean. The white glass is opaque and hides it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe suits collectors and gift buyers who want a dry glass spoon with a longer-than-usual stem, and it is the wrong choice for anyone who wants water filtration.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe white glass hides the mess.\u003c\/strong\u003e On clear glass you see resin darkening the stem and you clean it. Opaque white gives you no warning, so clean on a schedule rather than on sight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe sculpted knuckles and thumb trap resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every contour that makes the hand read as a hand is another place a pipe cleaner has to negotiate. It takes longer to clean than a plain spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a dry pipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e No water, no diffusion. The 4.8-inch stem helps, but the smoke still arrives warmer than it would through a bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass breaks.\u003c\/strong\u003e The raised thumb is the most exposed part of the piece and the first thing that meets the floor. Store it in the box or on a mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces are produced in limited runs and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe asks for scheduled cleaning and careful storage, and it delivers dry smoke rather than filtered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArm-as-stem construction.\u003c\/strong\u003e The forearm is the smoke path. That is what buys the 4.8-inch length, and length is the only cooling mechanism a dry pipe has.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFist-mounted bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e The bowl sits down in the closed hand rather than perching on top, so the piece sits stable when you set it down and the ember is shielded from a breeze.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe raised thumb is a grip.\u003c\/strong\u003e It gives your index finger something positive to hook, which matters on a round glass body that would otherwise want to roll out of your hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass throughout.\u003c\/strong\u003e The same material used for lab glass — it takes repeated heating and cooling without stress-cracking, and it is inert, so it adds nothing to the taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"H\" and \"Hemper\" logos on the arm.\u003c\/strong\u003e Applied along the forearm the way stitching runs up a cartoon glove, so the branding reads as part of the costume instead of a sticker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted collector box.\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx artwork carries onto the packaging, which matters if this is a gift or if you keep the boxes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe uses its cartoon anatomy structurally — the arm lengthens the smoke path, the fist stabilises the bowl and the thumb gives you grip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Jinx\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe \/ spoon pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCartoon hand, thumbs-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"H\" and \"Hemper\" logos on the arm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater compatible\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted Hemper collector box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind it, pack the fist, light it. Nothing else is required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft flame treats the glass better than a jet torch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard pipe cleaners, coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol\u003c\/strong\u003e for cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no banger, no nail and no quartz here. Dabs need a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a dry spoon with no downstem, no joint and no chamber to fill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls, downstems or Puffco Peak attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing detaches — it is one piece of glass, so there is no fitment to match and no replacement part to buy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe is a single-piece dry flower spoon with no accessories to match and no removable parts.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind your flower rather than tearing it. An even grind is what stops a spoon bowl from clogging halfway down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the fist bowl loosely. Packed tight, a dry pipe pulls hard and burns hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover the carb hole with a finger, light the edge of the bowl rather than the middle, and draw gently so the flower corners instead of torching all at once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelease the carb to clear the stem. Because the forearm is a long path, one clearing breath matters more here than on a short spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the spent ash out through the bowl while it is still loose. Ash left to sit is what starts the resin layer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo clean, plug the openings, fill with isopropyl and coarse salt, and agitate. Work a pipe cleaner through the arm and around the knuckle contours, then rinse thoroughly with warm water and dry fully before the next use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw goes tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e resin has narrowed the arm. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores it. \u003cstrong\u003eIf it tastes harsh:\u003c\/strong\u003e that is buildup, not the flower — clean it before you blame the strain. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail for themed glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean the High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe on a schedule with salt and isopropyl, because the opaque white glass will never show you when it is dirty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique stocks the Hemper themed hand pipes at one price, so the decision is purely size and character:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharacter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Piranha\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStraight tube with an end-cap carb — the longest of the group\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.8\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThumbs-up glove, arm as stem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoky gray glass cat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent amber, see-through\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmallest and most pocketable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Piranha edges it on raw length, and the Gummy Bear is the one to take if you want to see the glass staining so you know when to clean. The High Jinx earns its place on grip and gesture — it is the only one in the lineup you can hand to someone as a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is 4.8 inches long. That is noticeably longer than most novelty spoons, which cluster between 3 and 4 inches, and the extra length comes from the cartoon forearm doubling as the stem. In practical terms a longer stem means more distance for the smoke to travel and cool before it reaches you, so the length is a functional gain rather than just a bigger silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same as the High Jinx bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Hemper builds the High Jinx design in three sizes — this hand pipe, a bong, and an XL bong — and they are separate products at separate prices. The hand pipe is dry glass with no water and no removable parts. The bongs use water and take a standard bowl. If you want filtration you want a bong; this page is the pocket version of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the pipe actually shaped like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA white four-fingered cartoon glove giving an oversized thumbs-up, in the style of 1930s rubber-hose animation. The closed fist contains the bowl, the forearm forms the stem and the cuff finishes as the mouthpiece. The \"H\" and \"Hemper\" logos run along the arm. It is one solid piece of borosilicate glass with nothing that detaches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I use water or concentrates with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNeither. The High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe has no joint, no downstem and no chamber, so there is nowhere for water to go. It also has no banger or nail, so concentrates are out. This is a dry flower pipe and that is the whole of its job. For concentrates you need a rig or an electric device instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it if I cannot see inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean it on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue, because the white glass is opaque and never shows buildup. Plug the openings, fill with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, agitate, and work a pipe cleaner through the arm and around the sculpted knuckles where resin collects. Rinse with warm water and dry it fully before the next use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in a box?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Hemper ships the High Jinx pieces in printed collector packaging carrying the series artwork, which is worth knowing if you are buying it as a gift. Angies Boutique ships it in that original box, and returns are accepted within 14 days in that packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dry spoon works best with a proper grind, and it lasts longest when it is not rolling around loose. If you want the longest piece in the Hemper lineup instead, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe – 5 inch glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Piranha Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e runs 5 inches with an end-cap carb at the same $29.99. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. It is priced at $29.99, matching Hemper's own list price. One unit is in stock and ready to ship today, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172216266795,"sku":"HEMPER-HIGH-JINX-CARTOON-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883763"},{"product_id":"hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe – 4.3\" Amber Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is a dry glass hand pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, in \u003cstrong\u003eamber glass with black stitching details\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hemper publish all three dimensions — \u003cstrong\u003e4.3 inches tall, 2.3 wide, 2.8 deep\u003c\/strong\u003e — which tells you more than a single length figure does: this is a fully modelled bear you hold in a fist, not a spoon with a bear shape pressed into one side. No water, no joint, dry flower only. Angies Boutique lists it at $29.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 4.3-inch dry glass hand pipe shaped as a teddy bear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll three dimensions published:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.3\" tall × 2.3\" wide × 2.8\" deep. Almost nothing else in this range gives you depth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber glass with black stitching details\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's own wording for the finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasured tall, not long.\u003c\/strong\u003e It stands upright, so the 4.3\" figure is not directly comparable to a spoon pipe's length.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry pipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e No water, no joint, nothing attaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish a carb position\u003c\/strong\u003e — see Known Limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99, the same as Hemper's own listing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe if you want a novelty pipe that is genuinely a sculpture rather than a themed spoon. The three published dimensions are the tell: 2.8 inches of depth on a 4.3-inch body means this has been modelled in the round, with a front and a back, rather than pressed flat. Amber glass with black stitching is a restrained palette for the category — it reads as a worn toy rather than a bright cartoon. It is a dry pipe and stays one, and Hemper are quiet about the carb, so treat that as something to check in the hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe is a dry glass hand pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, 4.3 inches tall, 2.3 inches wide and 2.8 inches deep. It is made in amber glass with black stitching details. There is no water chamber and no joint — it takes dry flower only. $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe – 4.3\" Amber Glass\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty hand pipes are a standard spoon with a theme applied to one face. You can tell from the spec sheet: a single length figure, because there is only one dimension worth stating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper publish three for this one — \u003cstrong\u003e4.3 inches tall, 2.3 wide, 2.8 deep\u003c\/strong\u003e — and the depth is the interesting number. At 2.8 inches deep against 2.3 wide, this bear is rounder than it is flat. It has been modelled in the round rather than stamped, which is why it sits in a fist as an object rather than lying across the palm as a tube. The finish is \u003cstrong\u003eamber glass with black stitching details\u003c\/strong\u003e, a deliberately worn-toy palette rather than a bright cartoon one. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pipes\" title=\"Shop glass hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003epipes collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe is a 4.3\" × 2.3\" × 2.8\" sculpted amber glass bear with black stitching details.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a novelty pipe that works as an object on a shelf as well as in the hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who prefer a muted palette — amber and black rather than primary colours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers. Under $30, instantly readable, and it needs no explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolo or two-person sessions with a compact dry piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is dry — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the water piece in the same theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. There is no joint, so nothing attaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePocket carry without a case. A sculpted piece with protruding ears wants protection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a stated carb position before buying — Hemper do not publish one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup sessions. A pipe this size is a solo bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits dry-flower users who want a sculpted object, and it does not suit water, concentrates or pocket carry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no carb hole or carb position.\u003c\/strong\u003e The word does not appear on their page at all. Most dry pipes have one, but we are not going to tell you where it is on a piece the manufacturer has not described. Ask us and we will look at the one in the shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper say \"durable glass\" and \"amber glass\" and never use the word borosilicate for this product, so neither do we.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is measured tall, not long.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 4.3-inch figure is a standing height. Comparing it directly against a spoon pipe's length is comparing different axes — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePiranha\u003c\/a\u003e at 5 inches is measured along its body, not upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA sculpted form is harder to clean than a straight tube.\u003c\/strong\u003e More internal corners, and shaking alone will not reach them. Budget a longer soak and use pipe cleaners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo water and no joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a dry piece and stays one. Nothing attaches to it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne item in the box.\u003c\/strong\u003e The pipe only — no screens, no case.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an unpublished carb position, no material grade, and fiddlier cleaning than a plain spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree published dimensions —\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.3\" tall, 2.3\" wide, 2.8\" deep. Depth is the figure almost nobody publishes, and it is the one that tells you the piece is modelled in the round rather than pressed flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2.8 inches of depth against 2.3 of width —\u003c\/strong\u003e rounder than it is flat. It fills a fist as a shape rather than lying across the palm as a tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e a warm, translucent body. You can see residue building inside, which tells you when it needs cleaning rather than leaving you to guess.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack stitching details —\u003c\/strong\u003e the seam-line detailing that makes the glass read as a stuffed toy rather than a generic bear shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStanding form —\u003c\/strong\u003e it sits upright on a surface instead of rolling, which most novelty pipes cannot claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass construction —\u003c\/strong\u003e smoke touches glass only, with no coating, plastic or metal in the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePriced at Hemper's own figure —\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 here and $29.99 on their storefront.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three published dimensions, a translucent amber body, and a standing sculpted form define this pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass hand pipe, dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.8 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass with black stitching details\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarb hole\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as durable glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — nothing attaches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater filtration\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.3 inches tall, 2.3 wide, 2.8 deep, in amber glass with black stitching, and dry-only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall round glass screens, for anyone who wants to stop pull-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBangers, nails and dab attachments — there is no ground joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDownstems, bowls, slides and ash catchers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater filtration of any kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates, oils and cartridges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e flower and a lighter. Nothing else, and no accessory purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This dry glass pipe takes flower only and accepts no bowls, bangers or water attachments.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePacking and smoking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind flower to a medium consistency. Fine grind travels through any small pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl loosely so air still moves through it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily. Cornering the bowl keeps unlit flower for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRest it upright between pulls — a standing form does not roll off a table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out once the glass has cooled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e a sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight spoon, so give it a longer soak than a plain pipe. Put it in a sealable bag with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt and leave it before shaking, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway rather than relying on agitation alone. Rinse with warm water and air-dry fully. The amber glass is translucent, so you can see what is left rather than guessing. Grind consistency does most of the work in keeping a small pipe clean — our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ecleaning and maintaining a grinder\u003c\/a\u003e covers the routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through into the mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small round glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the pipe gets hot quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it is a small piece. Take fewer pulls per bowl and let it rest between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: shaking with alcohol is not clearing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the sculpted body traps residue in corners. Soak longer, then use a pipe cleaner through the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: loosen the pack first. If that does not help, resin has narrowed the airway and it needs a soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot find the carb.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: Hemper do not publish its position. Cover and release each opening in turn while drawing to identify it, or ask us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind medium, corner the bowl, and give a sculpted pipe a longer soak than a plain spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper hand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAxis measured\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.3\" × 2.3\" × 2.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTall — three dimensions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGaming Flower Piranha\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper hand pipe on this shelf is $29.99, so size and character are the whole decision — but read the middle column before comparing numbers. \u003cstrong\u003eThis one is measured standing; the others are measured along the body.\u003c\/strong\u003e A 4.3-inch upright bear and a 4.8-inch horizontal cartoon hand are not the same shape of object, and treating those figures as directly comparable would be misleading. What this one has that none of the others do is a \u003cem\u003epublished depth\u003c\/em\u003e, which is the figure that tells you it is modelled in the round. If you are weighing several pieces against each other, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $59.99 adds water filtration and a 14mm bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All four cost the same; this is the only one with a published depth, and the only one measured standing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n4.3 inches tall, 2.3 inches wide and 2.8 inches deep, all published by Hemper. The depth figure is the useful one — at 2.8 inches deep against 2.3 wide, the bear is rounder than it is flat, which means it has been modelled in the round rather than pressed into a flat silhouette. Note that this is a standing height, so it is not directly comparable to a spoon pipe's length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the carb hole?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish one. The word carb does not appear anywhere on their product page, so we are not going to tell you where it is. Most dry hand pipes have a carb, and the practical way to find it is to cover and release each opening in turn while drawing. Ask us and we will look at the piece in the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as \"durable glass\" and \"amber glass\" and never use the word borosilicate for this particular product, so we are not going to specify a grade beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a dry hand pipe with no water chamber and no downstem. For the same theme with water filtration, the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is stocked at Angies Boutique at $59.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on this pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail or a dab adapter has nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a sculpted pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGive it more time than a plain spoon. A modelled body has internal corners that shaking alone will not reach, so soak it in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt before agitating, then run a pipe cleaner through the airway. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry completely. The amber glass is translucent, which helps — you can see how much residue is left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it stand up on its own?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. It is a standing bear form rather than a horizontal spoon, so it rests upright on a surface instead of rolling. That is worth something on a small piece, and it is why Hemper publish a height rather than a length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are three published dimensions, a translucent amber body, an unpublished carb position, and dry-only use.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small bowl with no factory screen makes grind consistency the difference between a clean pull and material in the mouth. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind this pipe wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a sculpted body holds residue in corners, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for quick clean-ups between full soaks. Anyone building the theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Bong\u003c\/a\u003e, and our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-pipes\" title=\"Shop glass pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass pipes\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning swabs are the two accessories worth pairing with this pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $29.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217348139,"sku":"HEMPER-SCARE-BEARS-TEDDY-BEAR-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883763"},{"product_id":"hemper-jurassic-spark-skull-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe – 4.2\" Frosted Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e is a dry glass hand pipe modelled as a dinosaur skull in frosted glass with clear accents. The detail that separates it from every other novelty pipe on the shelf is how the airway is routed: Hemper state that \u003cstrong\u003ethe bowl sits in the crown and the smoke pulls through the nose\u003c\/strong\u003e. The skull's own anatomy is the airway. It measures 4.2 inches long, 2.6 wide and 3.1 tall. Angies Boutique lists it at $29.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A dry glass hand pipe shaped as a dinosaur skull, 4.2\" long × 2.6\" wide × 3.1\" tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe airway follows the anatomy.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bowl in the crown, draw through the nose — Hemper's own description, and the reason the shape is structural rather than decorative.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted glass with clear accents\u003c\/strong\u003e and clear logo details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree published dimensions,\u003c\/strong\u003e which almost nothing else in this range gives you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry pipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e No water, no joint, nothing attaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no carb position\u003c\/strong\u003e — see Known Limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99, the same as Hemper's own listing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe if you want a novelty pipe where the theme is doing structural work. Almost every themed spoon routes the airway the conventional way and wears the shape as a costume — bowl at one end, mouthpiece at the other, and the design is applied on top. Here the bowl is set into the crown of the skull and the draw comes out through the nose, so the object's anatomy \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the smoke path. That is a rarer thing than it sounds, and it is Hemper's own published description rather than our interpretation. It is a dry piece and stays one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe is a dry glass hand pipe sculpted as a dinosaur skull, 4.2 inches long, 2.6 wide and 3.1 tall, in frosted glass with clear accents and clear logo details. The bowl sits in the crown and the smoke draws through the nose. No water and no joint — dry flower only. $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe – 4.2\" Frosted Glass Dinosaur Skull\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe usual test for novelty glass is whether the shape survives contact with the function. Most of the time it does not: the pipe underneath is a standard spoon, and the theme is a shell wrapped around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one routes the smoke through the skull itself. Hemper's own description is specific — \u003cstrong\u003ethe bowl sits in the crown, and the smoke pulls through the nose\u003c\/strong\u003e. That means the pack, the draw and the shape are the same object rather than a costume over a tube. It is 4.2 inches long, 2.6 wide and 3.1 tall, in frosted glass with clear accents and clear logo details, so it reads as a fossil rather than a cartoon. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pipes\" title=\"Shop glass hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003epipes collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe routes the bowl through the crown and the draw through the nose, in a 4.2\" frosted glass skull.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the theme to be structural rather than applied.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who prefer a muted finish — frosted and clear rather than bright colour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers. Under $30, instantly readable, and it needs no explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolo or two-person sessions with a compact dry piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting water filtration. This is dry — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the water piece in the same theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates. There is no joint, so nothing attaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePocket carry without a case. A sculpted skull with clear accents wants protection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a stated carb position before buying — Hemper do not publish one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup sessions. A pipe this size is a solo bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits dry-flower users who want a structurally themed piece, and it does not suit water, concentrates or pocket carry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no carb hole or carb position.\u003c\/strong\u003e The word does not appear on their page. Most dry pipes have one, but we are not going to tell you where it is on a piece the manufacturer has not described. Ask us and we will look at the one in the shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper say \"glass hand pipe\" and \"frosted glass\" and never use the word borosilicate for this product, so neither do we.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn anatomical airway is harder to clean than a straight tube.\u003c\/strong\u003e A path that runs from the crown through to the nose has more turns than a spoon, and shaking alone will not clear them. Budget a longer soak and use pipe cleaners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe frosted body hides most of the interior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear accents give you some visibility, but not the full run of the airway. Clean it on a schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasured on three axes.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is 4.2 inches long but only 3.1 tall — a skull lying on its jaw rather than standing upright. Comparing the 4.2 figure against an upright piece's height is comparing different axes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo water and no joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a dry piece and stays one. One item in the box — no screens, no case.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an unpublished carb position, no material grade, and an airway with more turns than a plain spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowl in the crown, draw through the nose —\u003c\/strong\u003e the defining feature, and Hemper's own published wording. The skull's anatomy is the smoke path, which is a structural use of the theme rather than a decorative one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree published dimensions —\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.2\" long, 2.6\" wide, 3.1\" tall. Depth and height together tell you this is modelled in the round rather than pressed flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted glass with clear accents —\u003c\/strong\u003e a fossil palette rather than a cartoon one, and the clear sections give you some view into the piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear logo details —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's branding worked into the clear glass rather than printed on the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact at 4.2 inches —\u003c\/strong\u003e small enough for a drawer or a stash box, and it rests on its jaw rather than rolling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass construction —\u003c\/strong\u003e smoke touches glass only, with no coating, plastic or metal in the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePriced at Hemper's own figure —\u003c\/strong\u003e $29.99 here and $29.99 on their storefront.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e An anatomically routed airway, three published dimensions and a frosted fossil finish define this pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass hand pipe, dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.2 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.1 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl position\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSet into the crown of the skull\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDraw path\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThrough the nose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFrosted skull with clear accents, clear logo details\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCarb hole\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as frosted glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — nothing attaches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater filtration\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone — dry pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.2 inches long, 2.6 wide, 3.1 tall, with the bowl in the crown and the draw through the nose.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall round glass screens, for anyone who wants to stop pull-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, or a dedicated glass cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBangers, nails and dab attachments — there is no ground joint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDownstems, bowls, slides and ash catchers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater filtration of any kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates, oils and cartridges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e flower and a lighter. Nothing else, and no accessory purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This dry glass pipe takes flower only and accepts no bowls, bangers or water attachments.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePacking and smoking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind flower to a medium consistency. Fine grind travels through any small pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl in the crown loosely so air still moves through it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw from the nose. Cornering the bowl keeps unlit flower for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRest it on its jaw between pulls — it sits flat rather than rolling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out once the glass has cooled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e the airway runs from the crown through to the nose, which is more turns than a straight spoon. Put it in a sealable bag with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt and leave it to soak before shaking, then run a pipe cleaner along the path rather than relying on agitation alone. Rinse with warm water and air-dry fully. The frosted body hides most of the interior, so clean it on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue. Grind consistency does most of the work in keeping a small pipe clean — our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ecleaning and maintaining a grinder\u003c\/a\u003e covers the routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through into the mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small round glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: loosen the pack first. If that does not help, resin has narrowed the airway — and on a routed path that happens sooner than on a straight one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: shaking with alcohol is not clearing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the crown-to-nose path traps residue in its turns. Soak longer, then use a pipe cleaner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the pipe gets hot quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it is a small piece. Take fewer pulls per bowl and let it rest between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot find the carb.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: Hemper do not publish its position. Cover and release each opening in turn while drawing to identify it, or ask us.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pack the crown, draw from the nose, and give the routed airway a longer soak than a plain spoon.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper hand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAirway\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJurassic Spark Skull\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.2\" L × 2.6\" W × 3.1\" H\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown to nose\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.3\" H × 2.3\" W × 2.8\" D\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGaming Flower Piranha\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper hand pipe on this shelf is $29.99, so the decision is character and shape. This is the only one where \u003cstrong\u003eHemper describe the smoke path at all\u003c\/strong\u003e — the others publish a size and leave the routing unstated. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears\u003c\/a\u003e is the closest comparison on documentation, with three dimensions of its own, though it is measured standing while this one is measured lying down. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $59.99 adds water filtration, a 14mm joint and a bowl in the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All four cost the same; this is the only one where the manufacturer describes how the smoke actually travels.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe bowl sits in the crown of the skull and the smoke pulls through the nose. That is Hemper's own description, and it is what makes this piece unusual — most novelty pipes route the airway conventionally and apply the theme on top, whereas here the skull's anatomy is the smoke path.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n4.2 inches long, 2.6 inches wide and 3.1 inches tall, all published by Hemper. Note that the 4.2 figure is a length — the skull lies on its jaw rather than standing upright — so it is not directly comparable to the standing height of an upright piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the carb hole?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish one. The word carb does not appear anywhere on their product page, so we are not going to tell you where it is. The practical way to find it is to cover and release each opening in turn while drawing. Ask us and we will look at the piece in the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as a \"glass hand pipe\" made from \"frosted glass with clear accents\" and never use the word borosilicate for this particular product, so we are not going to specify a grade beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a dry hand pipe with no water chamber and no downstem. For the same theme with water filtration, the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong is stocked at Angies Boutique at $59.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. There is no ground joint anywhere on this pipe, so a quartz banger, a nail or a dab adapter has nowhere to attach. It is a dry flower pipe by design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a pipe with a routed airway?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGive it more time than a plain spoon. A path that runs from the crown through to the nose has more turns, and shaking alone will not clear them. Soak it in isopropyl alcohol with coarse salt before agitating, then run a pipe cleaner along the path. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry completely. The frosted body hides most of the interior, so work to a schedule rather than a visual cue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are the crown-to-nose airway, three published dimensions, an unpublished carb position, and dry-only use.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bowl with no factory screen makes grind consistency the difference between a clean pull and material in the mouth — and on a routed airway, material that gets through has more turns to lodge in. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind this pipe wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the crown-to-nose path holds residue in its turns, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for quick clean-ups between full soaks. Anyone building the theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong\u003c\/a\u003e, and our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-pipes\" title=\"Shop glass pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass pipes\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning swabs are the two accessories worth pairing with this pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $29.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217446443,"sku":"HEMPER-JURASSIC-SPARK-SKULL-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-jurassic-spark-skull-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883763"},{"product_id":"hemper-chinese-takeout-bong","title":"Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong – 6\" \u0026 9\" XL Glass Takeout Box","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a borosilicate glass water pipe shaped like a folded paper takeout box, with a glass chopstick rising out of the top as the mouthpiece. It comes in two sizes that are \u003cstrong\u003egenuinely different pieces rather than one design scaled up\u003c\/strong\u003e: the 6-inch regular runs a stem diffuser on 3mm glass with a fixed downstem and a 14mm bowl, and the 9-inch XL steps up to a large showerhead percolator on 5mm glass. Angies Boutique lists them at $59.99 and $119.99 — both matching Hemper's own pricing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A glass takeout-box water pipe with a chopstick mouthpiece, sold in a 6\" regular and a 9\" XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe real decision:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every published spec differs between the two sizes — height, diameter, glass thickness and percolator type. This is not a small and a large of the same bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular, $59.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" tall, 3\" wide, 3mm glass, stem diffuser, fixed downstem, 14mm bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL, $119.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\" tall, 4.5\" wide, 5mm glass, large showerhead percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy the XL costs double:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% taller, 50% wider, 67% thicker glass, and a different class of percolator. Not a size upcharge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No concentrate use intended on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e both sizes match Hemper's own figures exactly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the 6-inch regular if you want the takeout-box design on a desk with a working, uncomplicated bong underneath it. Buy the 9-inch XL if smoothness is what you actually care about — the large showerhead percolator is a real filtration upgrade over the stem diffuser, not a marketing word, and the 5mm glass is what you want on a piece that size. The honest framing is that these are two different bongs wearing the same costume, so pick on the specs rather than on the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is a borosilicate water pipe styled as a Chinese takeout box, with a glass chopstick mouthpiece. The 6-inch regular uses a stem diffuser, 3mm glass, a fixed downstem and a 14mm bowl at $59.99. The 9-inch XL uses a large showerhead percolator on 5mm glass at $119.99. Both are flower pieces. In stock in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong – 6\" and 9\" XL Glass Takeout Box Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty glass sold in two sizes is one mould run large and small, with the same percolator and the same glass thickness at both ends. The listing says \"XL\" and the only thing that changes is the price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not what is happening here. Hemper publish full specs for both sizes of the Chinese Takeout Bong, and \u003cstrong\u003eevery single figure differs\u003c\/strong\u003e: 6 inches against 9, 3 inches wide against 4.5, 3mm glass against 5mm, and a stem diffuser against a large showerhead percolator. The XL is a heavier piece with a different filtration system, which is what makes the price gap defensible rather than arbitrary. Both share the folded takeout-box body and the glass chopstick mouthpiece that give the design its name. See the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong comes in a 6\" and a 9\" XL that differ on every published specification, not just size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants themed glass that still works as an everyday flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the specs before committing — Hemper publish height, diameter, glass thickness and percolator type for both sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of the Chinese Takeout family, alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone choosing the XL specifically for the showerhead percolator and the 5mm glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers — the design reads instantly and needs no explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece; a dab rig is the right tool for that job.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a removable downstem on the regular size. Hemper state it is \u003cstrong\u003efixed\u003c\/strong\u003e, which changes how you clean it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. Neither size is portable — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 covers that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting maximum function per dollar. Plain scientific glass gives more filtration for the money; you are paying here for the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want ice. Hemper publish no ice notch on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This themed water pipe suits flower users who want design plus published specs, and it does not suit concentrates or travel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe regular size has a fixed downstem.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state this outright. A fixed downstem cannot be pulled out for cleaning or replaced if it breaks, so the whole chamber has to be cleaned as one unit. This is the most important practical difference between this and a standard beaker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish the XL's joint size or downstem type.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm bowl and fixed downstem are stated for the \u003cem\u003e6-inch regular only\u003c\/em\u003e. Do not assume the XL matches it — measure the joint before buying a spare bowl for the larger size. We have flagged this for measurement in store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not the tallest Hemper bong here.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e stands 11 inches against this XL's 9.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe exterior carries printed graphics.\u003c\/strong\u003e The takeout artwork sits on the outside surface of the glass. Clean the interior properly and wipe the outside — a long full-piece soak in isopropyl is the wrong approach on printed glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo ice notch published on either size.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cooling comes from the water and the percolator alone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Neither size is built or tuned for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are a fixed downstem on the regular, an unpublished joint size on the XL, printed exterior graphics, and no ice notch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge showerhead percolator on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e a genuine filtration step up from the regular's stem diffuser, spreading the draw across many more openings. This is the main reason to pay the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStem diffuser on the regular —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line, which cools the pull without choking airflow on a 6-inch piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e against 3mm on the regular. Thicker walls give the larger piece real weight and better resistance to knocks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass chopstick mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e the signature of the design on both sizes, and the detail that carries the theme without compromising the draw path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFolded takeout-box body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a flat-sided carton silhouette rather than a round chamber, so it reads as a takeout box from any angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm bowl on the regular —\u003c\/strong\u003e a standard fitment, so replacement and upgrade bowls are easy to source from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate construction —\u003c\/strong\u003e the same material class used across Hemper's glass line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished specs on both sizes —\u003c\/strong\u003e height, diameter, thickness and percolator type are all stated by the manufacturer, which is uncommon in themed glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A showerhead perc and 5mm glass on the XL, a stem diffuser and 14mm bowl on the regular, and a chopstick mouthpiece on both.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegular\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolator\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStem diffuser\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFixed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl \/ joint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eChinese takeout box shape, glass chopstick mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIce notch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eNone published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The regular is 6\" with a stem diffuser on 3mm glass; the XL is 9\" with a large showerhead perc on 5mm glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular size:\u003c\/strong\u003e standard 14mm bowls, so replacements and upgrades drop straight in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the diffusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates, bangers and nails — this is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Those use an entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this design built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReplacement downstems on the regular size — the downstem is fixed and does not come out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIce, on either size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore buying a spare bowl for the XL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper do not publish the XL's joint size. The 14mm figure applies to the 6-inch regular only. Measure the joint or ask us before ordering a slide for the larger piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The regular takes standard 14mm bowls; the XL's joint size is unpublished and should be measured before buying accessories.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the diffusion sits just under the surface. Roughly an inch is the starting point on the 6-inch; the 9-inch XL takes more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl in place to check the level. Water reaching the chopstick means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind flower to a medium consistency and pack the bowl loosely so air still moves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering the bowl so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — the fixed downstem matters here:\u003c\/strong\u003e on the 6-inch regular the downstem does not come out, so the chamber has to be cleaned as one unit. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate — the salt is doing the scrubbing the downstem brush cannot. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. \u003cstrong\u003eClean the interior only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The takeout graphics sit on the outside of the glass; wipe those with a damp cloth. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the diffuser or perc slits are partly blocked. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow. On the regular this matters more, since you cannot pull the downstem to clear it directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up into the chopstick.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: same cause — too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the 14mm bowl on the regular.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the exterior print is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone stale.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill just above the diffusion, empty after every session, and clean the inside with salt and alcohol — the regular's downstem does not come out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiffusion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStem diffuser, 3mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChinese Takeout XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead, 5mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Alley Cats Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIridescent borosilicate\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt $119.99 the Chinese Takeout XL sits at the same price as the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e, which is the taller piece at 11 inches. The argument for the Chinese Takeout XL is the published showerhead percolator and 5mm glass rather than height.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWithin the Chinese Takeout family:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is the flower-and-water piece. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is dry flower and pocket-sized, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 covers concentrates on a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The XL matches the High Jinx XL on price while the High Jinx is taller; this one's case is the showerhead perc and thicker glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the difference between the regular and the XL?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery published specification. The regular is 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide on 3mm glass with a stem diffuser; the XL is 9 inches tall and 4.5 inches wide on 5mm glass with a large showerhead percolator. These are not one design scaled up — the filtration system itself is different. That is what makes the XL twice the price rather than a size surcharge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n6 inches for the regular and 9 inches for the XL, both published by Hemper. For context, this is not the tallest Hemper bong stocked at Angies Boutique — the High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong is 11 inches, also at $119.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 6-inch regular takes a standard 14mm bowl and Hemper state it has a fixed downstem. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish the joint size for the XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the 14mm figure should not be assumed to carry over. Measure the joint on the XL before buying a spare bowl, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan the downstem be removed for cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNot on the regular size — Hemper describe it as a fixed downstem. That means the chamber is cleaned as a single unit rather than pulling the stem out and brushing it separately. Coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, does the scrubbing instead. Hemper do not state whether the XL's downstem is fixed or removable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside, wipe the outside. The takeout graphics sit on the exterior surface of the glass, so a long full-piece soak in isopropyl is the wrong approach. Run salt and alcohol through the chamber, rinse thoroughly with warm water, and use a damp cloth on the outside only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have an ice notch?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper publish no ice notch on either size. Cooling comes from the water and the percolator. On the XL that is a large showerhead perc, which is the more effective of the two systems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Both sizes are built for flower. The chamber volume and diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. Anyone wanting the Chinese Takeout design for concentrates should look at the Chinese Takeout Peak Top, which is glass for a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key questions are the size difference, the fixed downstem on the regular, and the unpublished joint size on the XL.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe regular's 14mm bowl has no factory screen, so grind consistency decides whether material pulls through. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused bong wants, and our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ecleaning and maintaining a grinder\u003c\/a\u003e covers keeping it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a fixed downstem means no brush access, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for the reachable surfaces between full soaks. Spare bowls for the regular size sit in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the rest of the range is in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. If you are weighing this against other pieces, our advice on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e is a useful starting point. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder, cleaning swabs and a spare 14mm bowl are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper borosilicate glass, priced at $59.99 for the 6-inch regular and $119.99 for the 9-inch XL — both matching Hemper's own figures. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sizes are authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own prices, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":45172217479211,"sku":"HEMPER-CHINESE-TAKEOUT-BONG-REGULAR","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45172217511979,"sku":"HEMPER-CHINESE-TAKEOUT-BONG-XL","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong-clear-front.jpg?v=1787883764"},{"product_id":"hemper-70s-bong-xl","title":"Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong – 10.5\" Double Perc Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 10.5-inch glass water pipe shaped like a lava lamp, built on 5mm glass with a 3.5-inch base. What sets it apart is the filtration: Hemper publish a \u003cstrong\u003edouble percolator — an inline percolator feeding a lava dome percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e, two stages in series. A \u003cstrong\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl is included\u003c\/strong\u003e. It comes in green, blue and teal. Angies Boutique lists it at $119.99 against Hemper's $149.99 — a genuine markdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 10.5-inch lava-lamp-shaped glass bong on 5mm glass, 3.5 inches across the base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe reason to pick it:\u003c\/strong\u003e a published \u003cstrong\u003edouble percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — inline into lava dome. Two filtration stages in series, and the most substantive perc specification Hemper publish anywhere in this range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA bowl is included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper list a 14mm male joint flower bowl under What's Included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e green, blue and teal — the full set Hemper offer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e and 32 oz shipped. This is a substantial piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal discount:\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the That 70's Lamp XL if filtration is what you actually want from an XL bong. Most themed glass at this price publishes one percolator or none at all; this one publishes two in series, an inline feeding a lava dome, and Hemper name both. Add 5mm glass, a 10.5-inch column and a bowl in the box, and it is the most function per dollar in Hemper's XL line. The lava dome perc is also the piece of engineering that carries the theme — the bubbles are the lava. That is rare: a novelty shape where the gimmick and the function are the same component.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong is a 10.5-inch tall, 3.5-inch diameter glass water pipe styled as a lava lamp, on 5mm glass. It runs a double percolator — an inline percolator into a lava dome percolator — and ships with a 14mm male joint flower bowl. Available in green, blue and teal. Dry flower only. $119.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles, against Hemper's $149.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong – 10.5\" Double Percolator Glass Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemed glass usually treats the percolator as an afterthought. The shape sells the piece, the filtration is whatever fits inside, and the spec sheet says \"percolator\" if it says anything at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one inverts that. Hemper publish the filtration in full — a \u003cstrong\u003edouble percolator, an inline percolator feeding a lava dome percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — which is two stages in series and the most detailed perc specification they give on any piece in this range. And the lava dome is not a generic component wearing a themed name: it is the part that makes the bubbles climb the column like a lava lamp. The gimmick and the function are the same piece of glass. Built at 10.5 inches on 5mm walls with a 3.5-inch base, in green, blue or teal. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong is 10.5 inches on 5mm glass with a published double percolator — inline into lava dome.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants real filtration from a themed piece. Two percolators in series, both named by the manufacturer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the piece to arrive usable — the 14mm male joint flower bowl is included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want height. At 10.5 inches this is one of the taller pieces in the range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone choosing on colour — green, blue and teal are all offered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme across formats alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-that-70s-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTight shelves. 10.5 inches tall and 32 ounces shipped.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a stated glass type. Hemper publish a thickness but no material grade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want a confirmed joint size on the bong itself — Hemper publish the \u003cem\u003ebowl's\u003c\/em\u003e fitment and not the bong's. See Known Limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel of any kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want genuine filtration and height, and it does not suit concentrates or small spaces.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish the bowl's joint, not the bong's.\u003c\/strong\u003e The What's Included list names a \"14mm Male Joint Flower Bowl\" — that is the fitment of the \u003cem\u003eaccessory\u003c\/em\u003e. Hemper never state the bong's own joint size or gender anywhere on the page. A 14mm male bowl implies a 14mm female joint, but implication is not specification. \u003cstrong\u003eMeasure before buying a spare slide\u003c\/strong\u003e, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give a 5mm thickness and no glass type — the word borosilicate does not appear on this product's page at all. We are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not the tallest piece in the range.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is 11 inches against this one's 10.5, at the same $119.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not say whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e They publish two percolators and stop there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo percolators mean more to clean.\u003c\/strong\u003e Series filtration is more surface for residue than a single stage. Budget a longer soak than a plain tube needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The chamber and the double perc are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an unpublished bong-side joint size, no material grade, and more internal surface to clean.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble percolator, inline into lava dome —\u003c\/strong\u003e the headline. Two filtration stages in series, both named by Hemper. Smoke passes the inline first, then the dome, so it is broken up twice before it reaches you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe lava dome perc carries the theme —\u003c\/strong\u003e it is what makes the bubbles climb the column the way a lava lamp does. The novelty and the function are the same component rather than competing for space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e published thickness, at the heavier end of Hemper's range, and the reason the piece ships at 32 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e10.5 inches of column —\u003c\/strong\u003e height is the other thing that cools smoke, and a taller piece gives the double perc more distance to work with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e listed by Hemper under What's Included. Most pieces in this drop publish no bowl at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree colourways —\u003c\/strong\u003e green, blue and teal, the complete set Hemper offer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3.5-inch base —\u003c\/strong\u003e a wide enough footprint to sit stable at this height.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two named percolators in series, 5mm glass, 10.5 inches of column, and a bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDouble percolator — inline percolator to lava dome percolator\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBong joint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — only the bowl's fitment is stated\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGreen, blue, teal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99 — against Hemper's $149.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5 inches, 3.5 across, 5mm glass, a double percolator, and a 14mm male joint bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded 14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is what Hemper ship with it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the lower percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and double perc are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-that-70s-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this theme built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish the included bowl as 14mm male, which tells you the accessory's fitment. They do not publish the bong's own joint size or gender. Rather than assume, measure it or ask us — we will check the piece in store. Spares and upgrades are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range once the fitment is confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The included bowl is 14mm male; the bong's own joint is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the lower percolator sits just under the surface. With two percs in series the fill level matters more than on a single-stage piece — too much and the upper stage floods.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl and pack it loosely so air still moves through both stages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily. A double perc rewards a slow, even pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — budget more time than usual:\u003c\/strong\u003e two percolators mean roughly twice the internal surface of a single-stage piece, and residue collects in both. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate for longer than you would on a plain tube. Rinse thoroughly with warm water — trapped alcohol in a series perc affects flavour — and stand it upright to dry fully. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: with two percs, one blocked stage chokes the whole path. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. The upper perc has flooded — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles heavily.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the lower chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour is off after cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: alcohol is trapped in one of the percs. Rinse again with warm water and dry longer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat during use.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before assuming it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill just above the lower perc, draw slowly, and give a double-perc piece a longer soak and a longer rinse.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper XL bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished percolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDouble — inline to lava dome\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Big money bag perc\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll four cost $119.99. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e is the taller piece at 11 inches, and this is second at 10.5. Where this one leads is filtration: it is the only piece in the group with \u003cstrong\u003etwo named percolators in series\u003c\/strong\u003e, and one of only two that includes a bowl. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if you want the same price in a short, wide, stable shape instead. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-that-70s-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 puts the lava lamp on a Puffco Peak for concentrates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Second tallest of the four $119.99 XLs, and the only one with two named percolators in series.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n10.5 inches tall and 3.5 inches in diameter, on 5mm glass, all published by Hemper. That makes it the second tallest of the four Hemper XL bongs at $119.99 — the High Jinx Cartoon XL is 11 inches. It ships at 32 ounces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo. Hemper publish a \"double percolator: inline percolator to lava dome percolator\", which means smoke passes through an inline stage and then a dome stage in series before it reaches you. This is the most detailed percolator specification Hemper publish on any piece in this range, and the lava dome is also what produces the climbing-bubble effect the theme is built around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper list a 14mm male joint flower bowl under What's Included. That is worth noting because most pieces in this Hemper drop publish no bowl at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size joint does the bong have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish it. They state the \u003cem\u003ebowl\u003c\/em\u003e is a 14mm male joint flower bowl, which is the accessory's fitment rather than the bong's. A 14mm male bowl implies a 14mm female joint on the bong, but that is an inference and we are not going to print it as a specification. Measure before ordering a spare slide, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colours does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGreen, blue and teal. That is the complete set Hemper offer — there are no other colourways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean a double percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGive it longer than a single-stage piece. Two percs mean roughly twice the internal surface for residue. Use coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, cap the openings, agitate for longer than you would on a plain tube, then rinse thoroughly with warm water — trapped alcohol in a series perc affects flavour — and dry it upright and fully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper publish a 5mm thickness and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5 inches on 5mm glass, a double percolator in series, a 14mm male bowl included, and three colourways.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency matters more than usual on a double-perc piece — material that pulls through has two stages to clog rather than one — and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind it wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo percolators also mean more cleaning, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth keeping alongside it for quick work between full soaks. Once the bong's joint size is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with a double-perc piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf, by colour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at a genuine markdown, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45172217544747,"sku":"HEMPER-70S-BONG-XL-BLUE","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal","offer_id":45172217577515,"sku":"HEMPER-70S-BONG-XL-TEAL","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":45172217610283,"sku":"HEMPER-70S-BONG-XL-GREEN","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-70s-bong-xl-blue.png?v=1787883764"},{"product_id":"hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong","title":"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong – 5.75\" Thumbs-Up Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong is a 5.75-inch borosilicate glass water pipe shaped like a white cartoon glove throwing a thumbs-up. It uses a 14mm female joint, ships with a matching 14mm male bubble-style herb slide, and draws through a removable downstem. It is a small, complete, working bong — not a shelf ornament — and it sells for $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 5.75\" borosilicate mini bong from Hemper's High Jinx series, styled after golden-era rubber-hose cartoon animation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt arrives complete.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm bubble slide is in the box, so there is no bowl to buy before the first session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔴 The XL is not this piece enlarged.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong – 11 inch middle finger glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e stands 11 inches and its hand is throwing a \u003cstrong\u003eraised middle finger\u003c\/strong\u003e, not a thumbs-up. Two different gestures, two different jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize honesty:\u003c\/strong\u003e at 5.75 inches this is a desk bong. It is closer in stature to a bubbler than to a full-size tube, and it behaves accordingly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Bong is the right pick when you want the thumbs-up specifically and you want it on a desk — if you are buying purely on size, the money goes further elsewhere in the Hemper lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's High Jinx series renders 1930s cartoon props in glass. This is the middle piece: a 5.75-inch water pipe built as a white four-fingered glove giving a thumbs-up, with the fist holding the chamber and the forearm forming the neck. It runs a 14mm female joint with a removable downstem, and the matching bubble slide is included. Small, self-contained, and built around one gesture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong — The Thumbs-Up, With Water\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe High Jinx family is Hemper's love letter to rubber-hose animation — the era of white four-fingered gloves, permanent grins and hands that gesture harder than they need to. The series runs in three pieces, and this is the one in the middle: the thumbs-up rendered at 5.75 inches with a water chamber in the fist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat separates it from most themed glass is that the joke does not stop at the silhouette. The fist holds the water. The forearm carries the smoke up to the mouthpiece. The thumb is a genuine handhold on a body that would otherwise be a smooth glass cylinder. Take the theme away and you still have a functioning small bong; keep the theme and every part of it is load-bearing. The rest of the range lives in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper bongs, hand pipes and glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong is a 5.75-inch borosilicate water pipe shaped as a cartoon glove's thumbs-up, with a 14mm joint and an included bubble slide.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant the thumbs-up specifically. This is the only piece in the series that has it at bong scale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre short on space. At 5.75 inches it lives on a desk or a shelf instead of on the floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant water filtration without stepping up to a full-size tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a complete piece — the 14mm bubble slide is included, so nothing else is required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollect the Hemper theme drops and want the standard High Jinx rather than the XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying on volume. 5.75 inches means a small chamber, and a taller bong will cool smoke better for the same money.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant the rude one. That is the XL, and it is a different gesture entirely — see the comparison below before you order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to see the water level and the resin. This glass is opaque white through the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed percolation. This runs a downstem, not a multi-arm perc.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Bong suits desk-space buyers who want the thumbs-up design complete and ready to use, and it is the wrong pick for anyone shopping purely on chamber size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a small bong.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 5.75 inches the water volume and the vertical travel are both limited, so the smoke arrives warmer than it would from a full-size tube. That is physics, not a defect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe white glass hides everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e You cannot see the waterline and you cannot see resin building. Both have to be managed on habit rather than on sight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem diffusion only.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no showerhead, tree or matrix perc here. Expect a straightforward pull rather than a heavily filtered one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe raised thumb is exposed.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the highest, thinnest point on the piece and the first thing that meets a hard surface. Give it a mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContours trap resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sculpted knuckles look great and make cleaning slower than a plain tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong trades chamber size and visibility for desk-friendly scale and a design that reads instantly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFist-mounted water chamber.\u003c\/strong\u003e The closed hand is the chamber, which puts the mass low and wide. A low centre of gravity is exactly what you want on a short bong that lives beside a keyboard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eForearm neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e The arm carries the smoke from the chamber to the mouthpiece, so the cartoon anatomy provides the vertical travel rather than a plain tube bolted on top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm female joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e The most common bong fitment there is. Any 14mm male slide fits, so replacements and upgrades are easy to find.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBubble slide included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper ships a matching 14mm male bubble-style herb slide in the box. The piece is usable the moment it is unpacked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable downstem.\u003c\/strong\u003e It pulls out for cleaning and can be replaced if it breaks — the part most likely to fail is the part you can swap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate throughout.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lab-grade glass that handles repeated thermal cycling without stress-cracking, and stays neutral in taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe thumb is a handhold.\u003c\/strong\u003e On a rounded glass body it gives your hand a positive place to sit instead of a smooth surface to slip off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon Bong pairs a low, stable fist chamber with a standard 14mm joint and an included slide, so it works as a complete small bong out of the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Jinx\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater pipe \/ mini bong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75 inches (14.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCartoon hand, thumbs-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded slide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male, bubble style\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRemovable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiffusion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDownstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIce notch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny 14mm male slide.\u003c\/strong\u003e The included bubble slide is the starting point; swap in a different style whenever you want from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard replacement downstems\u003c\/strong\u003e sized for a 5.75-inch body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind it, pack the slide, light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoarse salt and isopropyl alcohol\u003c\/strong\u003e for cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger or nail is included or intended. A 14mm quartz banger would physically seat, but a chamber this small is tuned for smoke rather than vapour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIce.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no ice notch, so cooling comes from the water alone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Pivot attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely different fitment — this is a standalone glass bong, not an e-rig top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong uses a standard 14mm female joint, so bowls and downstems are easy to source and nothing proprietary is involved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill through the joint until the downstem slits sit just under the waterline. On a 5.75-inch body that is roughly an inch of water — and because the glass is opaque, measure it once and remember the amount rather than looking for it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake a dry pull with no slide seated. Water at your lips means you overfilled it. Pour a little out and test again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bubble slide loosely. A short bong pulls hard when it is packed tight, and hard pulls are what drag water up the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the middle so the flower corners and lasts across several pulls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell — the smoke is not the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo clean, pull the downstem and the slide, plug the openings, add coarse salt and isopropyl, and agitate. Work a pipe cleaner around the knuckle contours where resin collects. Rinse with warm water and dry it upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the pull feels tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e the downstem slits are partly blocked and a full salt-and-alcohol soak will restore them. \u003cstrong\u003eIf it gurgles into the mouthpiece:\u003c\/strong\u003e too much water — pour some off. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e walks through the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set the waterline once and clean the High Jinx Cartoon Bong on a schedule, because the opaque white glass shows you neither the water level nor the buildup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRead this before you order the big one.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper runs several themed families in a standard-and-XL pair, but they do not all behave the same way:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGesture \/ form\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThumbs-up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$59.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRaised middle finger\u003c\/strong\u003e — a different gesture\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIridescent blue balloon dog\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSame dog, gold electroplated, scaled up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Balloon Dog XL is the standard piece made bigger. The High Jinx XL is not — it is twice the height and it is throwing a different hand entirely. If you want the thumbs-up, this 5.75-inch version is the only one that has it, at any size. And if raw glass-per-dollar is what you are after, note that the High Jinx XL gives you 11 inches for the same $119.99 the Balloon Dog XL charges for 7.6.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt stands 5.75 inches, or 14.6 centimetres. That is small for a bong — most full-size tubes run 8 to 14 inches — so treat this as a desk or shelf piece rather than a floor piece. The short body means a smaller water chamber and less vertical travel for the smoke, which is the trade you make for something that fits next to a monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the XL just a bigger version of this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, and this catches people out. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong – 11 inch middle finger glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e stands 11 inches and the hand is throwing a raised middle finger rather than a thumbs-up. They are two different gestures from the same cartoon series, not one design at two scales. If you specifically want the thumbs-up, this 5.75-inch bong is the only piece in the range that has it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a bowl?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Hemper includes a matching 14mm male bubble-style herb slide in the box, so the bong is usable straight out of the packaging with nothing else to buy. The joint is a standard 14mm female, so any 14mm male slide will fit if you want to swap the style or replace it later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of diffusion does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA removable downstem, which breaks the smoke into bubbles as it passes through the water. There is no showerhead, tree or matrix percolator on this piece, and there is no ice notch. Cooling comes from the water and from the length of the forearm neck. Expect a clean, straightforward pull rather than the heavily filtered draw of a multi-perc tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I know how much water to use if I cannot see through it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFill until the downstem slits are just covered — roughly an inch on a body this short — then take a dry pull with no slide in place to check. If water reaches your lips, pour some off. Because the white glass is opaque, measure it once, remember the amount, and use the same fill every time rather than trying to judge by eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I use it for dabs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is built for flower. A 14mm quartz banger would physically seat in the joint, but the chamber is small and the diffusion is tuned for smoke rather than vapour, so the result is worse than a piece designed for concentrates. If you want to dab, use a proper rig or an electric device instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe included bubble slide gets you started, and a spare 14mm slide means you are never out of action when one is soaking. If you want the same desk-sized format with a different character, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – 5.5 inch iridescent glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is 5.5 inches at the same $59.99. For the same thumbs-up design in something pocketable, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8 inch glass spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e runs $29.99. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. One unit is in stock at $59.99, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217643051,"sku":"HEMPER-HIGH-JINX-CARTOON-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883764"},{"product_id":"hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong","title":"Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong – 7\" Borosilicate Glass Lantern","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Bowlman Lantern Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 7-inch glass water pipe shaped like a camping lantern, 3 inches in diameter on \u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e. Two things set it apart in this range. Hemper describe a \u003cstrong\u003eflame splash guard that prevents water from reaching your lips\u003c\/strong\u003e — a functional part most brands never mention. And this is the \u003cstrong\u003eone piece in the Hemper drop where Hemper themselves say borosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e; on most of the others they only say \"glass\". Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 7-inch glass camping-lantern bong, 3 inches in diameter on 5mm glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlame splash guard\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper state it stops water reaching your lips. A named functional part, not decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate, stated by Hemper.\u003c\/strong\u003e Rare in this range — most of their pieces are published as \"glass\" with no grade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e at the heavier end of what Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem perc\u003c\/strong\u003e — though Hemper's own two descriptions of it disagree slightly. See Known Limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo bowl published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper never say one ships with it — see Known Limitations before you order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Bowlman Lantern Bong if you want the best-documented glass in this Hemper range. It is the only piece where Hemper commit to borosilicate rather than the generic \"glass\" they use elsewhere, it publishes a 5mm thickness, and it names a functional splash guard that most brands leave unmentioned. The lantern shape earns its place too — a lantern is naturally a tall narrow body on a wide base, which is exactly what a stable bong wants. What Hemper do not tell you is the joint size or whether a bowl is in the box, and those are the two things worth confirming before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong is a 7-inch tall, 3-inch diameter borosilicate glass water pipe shaped as a camping lantern, built on 5mm glass. It has a diffused downstem percolator, a flame splash guard that stops water reaching the mouthpiece, and the signature Bowlman logo. Hemper publish no joint size and no included bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Bowlman Lantern Bong – 7\" Borosilicate Glass Camping Lantern\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross this whole Hemper range, the word \"borosilicate\" appears on exactly one product page. Most of the line — the arcade bong, the ramen cup, the lucky cat, the teddy bear — is published as \"glass\" with no grade at all, which is why our pages for those say glass and stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the exception. Hemper call it a \u003cstrong\u003e\"durable borosilicate glass bong\"\u003c\/strong\u003e in their own copy, publish a \u003cstrong\u003e5mm thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e, and name a part almost nobody names: a \u003cstrong\u003eflame splash guard\u003c\/strong\u003e, which they say \"prevents water from reaching your lips\". A splash guard is a real functional component, and most brands fit one without ever mentioning it. The lantern silhouette does structural work as well — a lantern is a tall narrow body on a wide base, which is the same shape a stable bong wants. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong is 7 inches of borosilicate glass on 5mm walls, with a named flame splash guard.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a stated material grade. This is the only piece in the Hemper range where borosilicate is published rather than implied.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who dislike splashback. Hemper name the splash guard and say what it does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want thicker glass — 5mm is at the heavier end of what Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants height without a wide footprint: 7 inches tall on a 3-inch diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCamping and outdoors themes, and gift buyers who want something readable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a confirmed joint size before ordering — Hemper publish none.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who assume a bowl is included. Hemper never say one is. Check first.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is 7 inches of glass with a handle and a guard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want documented glass and a splash guard, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone needing a stated joint size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper never say a bowl is included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Their spec block lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" section. Hemper do sell a separate \u003cem\u003eBowlman Flame Flower Bowl\u003c\/em\u003e as its own product, which suggests the bowl may be sold separately — but that is an inference and we are not going to state it as fact. \u003cstrong\u003eAsk us before ordering\u003c\/strong\u003e and we will open one and confirm what is in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo joint size published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give a height, a diameter, a thickness and a percolator, and never state the joint's size or gender. Measure it or ask us before buying a spare slide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper contradict themselves on the percolator.\u003c\/strong\u003e Their spec block says \"Diffused Downstem Perc\"; their description says \"a smooth stem percolator\". Those are not quite the same claim. We have published the spec-block wording because a spec block is the more reliable of the two, and flagged the difference here rather than quietly picking one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe XL variant is a different product.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you are looking at the XL option, note that every specification on this page — 7 inches, 3-inch diameter, 5mm, the perc type — is published for the \u003cem\u003eregular\u003c\/em\u003e size only. Hemper's XL is a separate listing with its own figures, and we are not going to carry these across to it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an unpublished joint size, no confirmed bowl in the box, and a percolator Hemper describe two different ways.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlame splash guard —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper name it and say it \"prevents water from reaching your lips\". Splashback is the most common complaint about small-chamber bongs, and this is one of very few pieces at any price where the manufacturer addresses it in the product copy rather than leaving you to find out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass, stated —\u003c\/strong\u003e the only piece in this Hemper range where the grade is published rather than left as generic \"glass\". If a material claim matters to you, this is the one that has it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm thickness —\u003c\/strong\u003e published, and at the heavier end of Hemper's range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e7 inches tall on a 3-inch diameter —\u003c\/strong\u003e a tall narrow column on a wide enough base. Height is what cools smoke, and the lantern silhouette gives you that without a wide footprint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem percolator —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as one column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSignature Bowlman logo —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own branding worked into the piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLantern form with a handle —\u003c\/strong\u003e the shape gives you somewhere deliberate to hold that is not the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A named splash guard, published borosilicate, 5mm glass and a tall narrow column define this piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass — stated by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplash guard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlame splash guard — stops water reaching the mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSignature Bowlman logo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.6 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 inches tall, 3 across, 5mm borosilicate, with a diffused downstem perc and a flame splash guard.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bowl matching the joint — see the caution below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Hemper do make a Bowlman Lantern Peak Top as a separate product, but it is a different item with a different fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish no joint size and never state that a bowl is included. Both are worth confirming before you order — ask us and we will look at the piece in the shop. Once the fitment is known, spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The joint size and the included bowl are both unpublished and worth confirming before ordering accessories.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a 3-inch diameter chamber that is a modest amount — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. The flame splash guard is there to stop water reaching your lips, but it is a backstop rather than a licence to overfill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the bowl and pack it loosely so air still moves through the diffusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. A splash guard is an extra internal surface that residue collects on, so give it a little longer than a plain tube and make sure the guard itself gets flushed. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits or the splash guard are partly blocked. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you are still getting splashback.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the guard reduces it, it does not eliminate it. Lower the water level and draw more gently.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: residue collects behind the guard.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: that is where it goes on any guarded piece. Agitate longer and rinse from both ends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before assuming it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill just above the diffusion, flush the splash guard when you clean, and empty the water after every session.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial stated\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowlman Lantern\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmong the $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the tallest and the thickest, and the only one where the material grade is published rather than left generic. That is the honest case for it. The trade is documentation elsewhere: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark\u003c\/a\u003e both publish a joint size and a bowl in the box, and this one publishes neither. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The tallest and thickest of the $59.99 Hemper bongs, and the only one with a published material grade — but the joint and bowl are unpublished.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n7 inches tall and 3 inches in diameter, on 5mm glass, all published by Hemper. Among the $59.99 Hemper bongs that makes it the tallest and the thickest — the Chinese Takeout is 6 inches on 3mm, and the Scare Bears and Arcade publish no thickness at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the flame splash guard?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is a physical barrier inside the neck that stops water travelling up to the mouthpiece. Hemper name it and state that it \"prevents water from reaching your lips\". That is worth calling out because splashback is the most common complaint on small-chamber bongs and very few manufacturers mention a guard at all. It reduces splashback rather than eliminating it — keep the water level sensible regardless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it borosilicate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, and this is the only piece in the Hemper range where they say so. Their copy calls it a \"durable borosilicate glass bong\". Most of Hemper's other pieces are published as \"glass\" with no grade, which is why our pages for those do not claim borosilicate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not say. Their spec block lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" section. They also sell a separate Bowlman Flame Flower Bowl as its own product, which hints that the bowl is sold separately — but that is our inference, not their statement, so we are not printing it as fact. Ask us before ordering and we will open one and confirm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size joint does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish it. They give a height, a diameter, a thickness and a percolator, and stop there. Measure the joint or ask us before buying a spare bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper's spec block says \"diffused downstem perc\" and their description says \"a smooth stem percolator\". Those two are not identical claims, so we have published the spec-block wording and flagged the difference rather than quietly choosing one. Either way it is a downstem-based diffusion rather than a named showerhead or tree perc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the specs on this page apply to the XL?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. Every figure here — 7 inches, 3-inch diameter, 5mm, the percolator — is published by Hemper for the regular size. Their XL is a separate listing with its own specifications, and we are not going to carry these figures across to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 7 inches on 5mm borosilicate, a named flame splash guard, and an unpublished joint size and bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince Hemper do not confirm a bowl in the box, that is the first thing to settle — ask us and we will check, then match a slide from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range once the fitment is known. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA splash guard is an extra internal surface for residue, so \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth having for the work between full soaks. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A matching bowl, a grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper borosilicate glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper borosilicate glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":45172217675819,"sku":"HEMPER-BOWLMAN-LANTERN-BONG-REGULAR","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45172217708587,"sku":"HEMPER-BOWLMAN-LANTERN-BONG-XL","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883834"},{"product_id":"hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe – 3.3\" Glass Noodle Bowl","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe is a 3.3-inch tall, 2.2-inch wide glass pipe shaped as a miniature ramen bowl, with an opaque white body, a sculpted opaque yellow noodle top and an amber chopstick that forms the mouthpiece. It is the dry, pocketable member of Hemper's Ramen family. It sells for $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles — matching Hemper's own price exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 3.3\" × 2.2\" glass hand pipe built as a ramen bowl, from Hemper's Ramen series.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe noodles are glass, the branding is not.\u003c\/strong\u003e The yellow noodle top is sculpted opaque glass. The Hemper wordmark round the rim and the \"H\" on the chopstick are \u003cstrong\u003edecals\u003c\/strong\u003e — which changes how you clean it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe chopstick is the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not a decorative addition — it is the draw path, angled out of the bowl so the silhouette stays intact while you use it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe compact one in the family.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper build this design as a bong, an XL bong, a Peak attachment and this. Only this version travels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e two in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The Ramen Bowl is the pick when you want the joke in your pocket rather than on a shelf — at 3.3 inches it is the only piece in Hemper's Ramen range small enough to actually carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's Ramen family renders instant noodles in glass across four formats. This is the hand pipe: a 3.3-inch tall, 2.2-inch wide bowl in opaque white, topped with sculpted opaque yellow noodles, with an amber glass chopstick angled out as the mouthpiece. The Hemper Ramen wordmark wraps the top edge of the bowl and an \"H\" sits on the chopstick, both as decals. No water, no removable parts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe — The Ramen Design You Can Actually Carry\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper have built the ramen idea four ways: a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003e7-inch cup bong\u003c\/a\u003e, an 8.6-inch XL, a Peak attachment, and this. Three of those live on a shelf. This is the one that goes in a jacket pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShrinking a design usually costs it something, and the interesting part here is what survived the reduction. The noodles are still \u003cem\u003esculpted\u003c\/em\u003e rather than printed — opaque yellow glass worked into the top of the bowl, so the texture is real and cleaning cannot wear it away. The chopstick is still functional rather than ornamental; it is the actual draw path, angled out of the bowl so the piece reads as a ramen bowl from every angle while you are using it. At 3.3 inches tall and 2.2 wide, the whole thing sits in a closed hand. The rest of the range is in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper glass, bongs and hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe is a 3.3-inch glass ramen bowl with sculpted yellow noodles and a working amber chopstick mouthpiece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant the ramen design in something portable. The bong versions are desk pieces; this one is not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLike sculpted glass over printed glass — the noodle texture is worked into the piece rather than applied.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a gift. It photographs well, it reads instantly, and it arrives in Hemper's printed box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlready own a piece from the Ramen family and want the matching pocket version.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a dry pipe for speed — pack, light, done, with no water to fill or empty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant water filtration. That is the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e, not this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlan to soak the outside in alcohol. Two of the markings are decals — see below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a large bowl. A 2.2-inch-wide piece has a small chamber by definition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed to watch resin build up. The body is opaque white and shows nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe suits people who want the ramen design in a carryable dry pipe, and it is the wrong choice for anyone wanting water or a big bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hemper markings are decals.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own spec lists a Ramen Bowl decal wrapped around the top edge and an \"H\" decal on the chopstick. Long isopropyl contact on the exterior lifts and dulls both. The sculpted noodles are glass and unaffected — it is the branding that is vulnerable. Clean the inside properly, wipe the outside with a damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe chopstick is the exposed point.\u003c\/strong\u003e It extends out of the bowl and it is the thinnest part of the piece. That is where it breaks if it goes in a bag loose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 2.2 inches across the whole piece, the chamber is modest. Expect a quick pack rather than a long session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white hides the residue.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing tells you when it needs cleaning, so clean on a schedule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted noodles trap resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e The texture that makes the piece look right also gives resin somewhere to sit. It cleans, but it takes longer than a plain bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe needs interior-only cleaning to protect its decals, and the chopstick mouthpiece is the part to protect in transit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted noodle top in opaque yellow glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Worked into the piece rather than printed on it, so the texture survives any amount of cleaning. This is the detail that separates it from a sticker-and-clear-glass novelty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWorking chopstick mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The amber chopstick is the draw path, not decoration. It angles out of the bowl so your line of sight stays on the ramen shape while you use it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3.3\" × 2.2\" footprint.\u003c\/strong\u003e Small enough to close a hand around and to carry, which no other piece in Hemper's Ramen range manages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white bowl body.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean contrast against the yellow noodles and the amber chopstick — three colours doing three jobs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWrapped rim branding.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen wordmark runs around the top edge of the bowl rather than across the face, so it reads as packaging typography rather than a logo slapped on glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lab-grade, takes repeated heat cycling without stress-cracking, and stays neutral in taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted collector box.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ramen artwork carries onto the packaging, which matters if this is a gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe keeps the sculpted noodles and the working chopstick from the larger pieces, at a size that fits in a pocket.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRamen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.2 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl body\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpaque white\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNoodle top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpaque yellow, sculpted glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass chopstick\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Ramen Bowl decal around the top edge; \"H\" decal on the chopstick\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater compatible\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind it, pack the bowl, light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft flame treats glass and decals better than a jet torch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePipe cleaners, coarse salt and isopropyl — inside only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The exterior decals do not tolerate soaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater.\u003c\/strong\u003e No chamber, joint or downstem — this is a dry pipe by design. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the water version of the same idea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger, no nail. Dabs need a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls or downstems.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing detaches — a single piece of glass, so there is no fitment to match.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Different fitment entirely; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Peak Top for Puffco Peak at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version built for the Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe is a single-piece dry flower pipe with no removable parts and exterior decals that need protecting during cleaning.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind the flower rather than tearing it. A small bowl fills unevenly with torn material.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl loosely. A compact piece pulls hard when it is packed tight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the middle so the flower corners and lasts across more than one draw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDraw through the chopstick. Hold the bowl in a closed hand rather than pinching the chopstick — it is the thinnest part of the piece and takes the least force.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out while it is loose, before it settles into the sculpted noodle texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the inside only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Plug the openings, fill with isopropyl and coarse salt, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. \u003cstrong\u003eDo not submerge the piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper wordmark round the rim and the \"H\" on the chopstick are decals and alcohol will lift them. The sculpted noodles are glass and take no harm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw goes tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e resin in the chopstick, usually. A pipe cleaner through it plus a proper interior soak restores the airflow. \u003cstrong\u003eIf the decal starts lifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e that is exterior alcohol contact, and it does not reverse — switch to a damp cloth. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean the Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe from the inside and never soak the outside, because the wordmark and the chopstick \"H\" are applied rather than fused.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ramen design, four ways.\u003c\/strong\u003e Same joke, four completely different jobs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJob\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3.3\" × 2.2\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe one you carry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch and XL glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ramen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\" and 8.6\" XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDesk piece, filtered\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 \/ $119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Peak Top for Puffco Peak at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ramen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAttachment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNeeds a Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd against the other compact Hemper hand pipes at the same $29.99:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ramen Bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3.3\" tall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted noodles, chopstick mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-zen-yin-yang-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe – 3 inch puck style glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Zen Yin-Yang\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" across, 1.5\" tall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlat puck — nothing protrudes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – 3 inch borosilicate rubber duck spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmallest spoon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe – 3.6 inch amber glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent — you can see the resin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf durability in a bag is the priority, the Zen puck has no protruding parts and wins on that alone. The Ramen Bowl trades that for a chopstick — and gets a sculpted, three-colour piece in exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is 3.3 inches tall and 2.2 inches wide. That puts it in the compact tier of Hemper's hand pipes — small enough to close a hand around and to carry in a jacket pocket. It is the only piece in Hemper's Ramen range at a portable size; the cup bongs are 7 and 8.6 inches and stay at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the noodles printed or actual glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSculpted glass. The noodle top is opaque yellow glass worked into the piece, so the texture is physical and cleaning will never wear it away. The Hemper wordmark around the rim and the \"H\" on the chopstick are the parts that are decals. That distinction matters for cleaning: the glass takes anything, the decals do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the chopstick actually the mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The amber chopstick is the draw path rather than a decorative addition, angled out of the bowl so the piece still reads as a ramen bowl while you are using it. It is also the thinnest part, so hold the bowl in a closed hand rather than pinching the chopstick, and store the piece where the chopstick is protected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean the inside with coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capping the openings and agitating, then rinse with warm water. Do not submerge or soak the exterior. The Hemper Ramen wordmark and the chopstick \"H\" are decals and long alcohol contact will dull them. A damp cloth is all the outside needs, and the sculpted noodles are glass so they take no harm either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is a dry pipe with no chamber, joint or downstem. For the same design with water filtration, the Ramen Cup Bong is the 7-inch version and there is an 8.6-inch XL above it. This one trades filtration for being small enough to take with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it compare to the Ramen Peak Top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey are different products entirely. The Ramen Peak Top is a glass attachment that requires a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro to work at all, and it handles concentrates. This is a standalone dry flower pipe that needs no device. If you own a Peak, the Peak Top is the one to add; if you do not, this works on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small bowl rewards a fine grind, and a piece with a protruding chopstick earns a case rather than a loose pocket. If you want the same design with water filtration for the desk, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch and XL glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ramen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e runs the noodle cup at 7 inches. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. Two units are in stock at $29.99, matching Hemper's own list price, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217741355,"sku":"HEMPER-RAMEN-BOWL-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883763"},{"product_id":"hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong","title":"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong – 11\" Middle Finger Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong is an 11-inch borosilicate water pipe shaped like a white cartoon glove throwing a raised middle finger. It is built on 5mm glass with a 4.5-inch base and runs a showerhead percolator. This is the largest piece in Hemper's High Jinx series and the only one with the gesture — it sells for $119.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles, against a $149.99 list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e an 11\" borosilicate bong from Hemper's High Jinx series — a cartoon glove, upright, throwing the bird.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔴 It is not the thumbs-up made bigger.\u003c\/strong\u003e The standard \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong – 5.75 inch thumbs-up glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is a thumbs-up at 5.75 inches. This is a different gesture, and buying up does not get you a bigger version of that piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe upgrade is real, not just scale.\u003c\/strong\u003e The standard bong diffuses through a plain downstem. This runs a \u003cstrong\u003eshowerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a genuine step up in filtration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt heavy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5mm glass on a 4.5-inch base. That is full-size bong construction, not novelty-thin glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon XL is the rare novelty bong that earns its price on function — the showerhead perc and 5mm glass would justify $119.99 even if the piece were shaped like nothing at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's High Jinx series renders golden-era cartoon hands in glass, and this is the loudest of the three. An 11-inch white glove stands upright on a black base with the middle finger extended, the fist holding the water chamber and a showerhead percolator inside. Thick 5mm walls, a wide stable footprint, and a matching herb slide in the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong — The One That Says Something\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's own line on this piece is that it \"flips convention — and everything else — the bird.\" That is the whole product in a sentence. The High Jinx family runs three ways: a hand pipe and a bong that both throw a thumbs-up, and this, which does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat makes it more than a gag is that Hemper spent the extra height on function rather than just spectacle. At 11 inches with a showerhead percolator and 5mm walls, this is a properly built bong that happens to be shaped like an insult. The wide 4.5-inch base keeps it planted, the thick glass gives it real heft, and the perc does actual work. The rest of the range is in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper bongs, hand pipes and glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong is an 11-inch borosilicate water pipe shaped as a raised middle finger, with a showerhead percolator and 5mm glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant the statement. This is the piece people photograph, and it is the only one in the series with the gesture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant real filtration from a themed piece — the showerhead perc puts it ahead of most novelty glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant thickness. 5mm walls survive a knock that would end a thinner bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave the shelf space for an 11-inch piece with a 4.5-inch footprint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a gift for someone whose sense of humour you are certain about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNeed it to be inoffensive.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a middle finger. It cannot be set down discreetly, and it is the wrong gift for a parent, a boss or anyone you are still being polite around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWanted the thumbs-up at this size. That does not exist — the thumbs-up tops out at 5.75 inches on the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003estandard High Jinx bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant something portable. At 11 inches and 5mm thick this stays home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to watch the water and the resin. The glove is opaque white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong suits buyers who want a genuine conversation piece with real percolation, and it is the wrong choice for anyone who needs their glass to stay quiet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a middle finger, permanently.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no angle from which this reads as anything else. Know your room before you put it on a shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe white glass hides the waterline and the resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e Both have to be managed on habit rather than by looking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo ice notch.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cooling comes from the water and the showerhead perc — there is nowhere to load ice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtended fingers are exposed.\u003c\/strong\u003e The raised finger is the thinnest, highest point on the piece and the first thing to meet a hard surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted contours hold resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e The knuckles and the folded fingers make cleaning slower than a plain tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong asks for shelf space, careful placement and scheduled cleaning, and it is emphatically not a discreet piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead percolator.\u003c\/strong\u003e The real functional difference in this family. A showerhead pushes smoke out through multiple slits at once, spreading it across far more water surface than a plain downstem manages. Smoother pulls, and the reason the XL is not simply a taller version of the standard bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm borosilicate walls.\u003c\/strong\u003e Roughly double the thickness of budget novelty glass. It adds weight in the hand and it is the difference between a survivable knock and a bin liner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4.5-inch base.\u003c\/strong\u003e A wide footprint on an 11-inch piece is what stops it going over. Tall glass with a narrow base is how bongs die.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull 11-inch height.\u003c\/strong\u003e Vertical travel cools smoke on its own, before the water even gets involved. This is where the size actually earns something.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack base against the white glove.\u003c\/strong\u003e The colour break grounds the piece visually and stops 11 inches of white glass reading as a blank column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMatching herb slide included.\u003c\/strong\u003e It arrives ready to use, with a bowl that suits the piece rather than a generic one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable downstem.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pulls out for cleaning and can be replaced — the part most likely to break is the part you can swap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong pairs a showerhead percolator with 5mm glass and a wide base, so the extra height buys filtration and stability rather than just presence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Jinx\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater pipe \/ bong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolator\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShowerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCartoon hand, raised middle finger\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRemovable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHerb slide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIncluded\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIce notch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 149.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe included herb slide\u003c\/strong\u003e out of the box — nothing else needs buying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard 14mm slides.\u003c\/strong\u003e Swap in a different bowl style whenever you want from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReplacement downstems\u003c\/strong\u003e sized for an 11-inch body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower\u003c\/strong\u003e, ground rather than torn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger or nail is included or intended. This is built for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIce.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no notch to hold it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTravel.\u003c\/strong\u003e Eleven inches of 5mm glass is a home piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Pivot attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Entirely different fitment — this is a standalone bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong arrives complete and takes standard bowls and downstems, so nothing proprietary is involved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill until the showerhead perc slits are just submerged. On an 11-inch body that is more water than a mini bong takes — measure it once and remember the level, because the white glass will not show you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake a dry pull with no slide seated. Water at your lips means you have overfilled; pour some off and retest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the slide loosely. A showerhead perc adds drag by design, and packing tight on top of that makes the pull hard work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre so the flower corners and lasts across several pulls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo clean, remove the slide and downstem, plug the openings, add coarse salt and isopropyl and agitate. Give the perc slits extra time — showerheads clog faster than plain downstems. Work a pipe cleaner around the knuckles, rinse with warm water and dry upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the pull gets tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e the perc slits are partly blocked, and a proper soak restores them. \u003cstrong\u003eIf it gurgles:\u003c\/strong\u003e too much water. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean the showerhead percolator on a schedule with salt and isopropyl, because a clogged perc is what turns a smooth 11-inch bong into a hard pull.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe High Jinx family is three pieces, and only one of them is this gesture:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGesture\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiffusion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle finger\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead perc\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$119.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong – 5.75 inch at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThumbs-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDownstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8 inch at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThumbs-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry — none\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo things worth noticing. The step from the standard bong to this one is not just height — it is a plain downstem becoming a showerhead percolator, which changes how the piece actually smokes. And against the other XL in our Hemper range, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong – 7.6 inch gold electroplated at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBalloon Dog XL\u003c\/a\u003e, this gives you 11 inches for the same $119.99 that buys 7.6.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt stands 11 inches with a 4.5-inch width at the base, built on 5mm thick borosilicate. That puts it in genuine full-size bong territory rather than the mini-bong category most novelty glass lives in. The wide base matters as much as the height — a tall piece on a narrow foot is unstable, and this one is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same design as the smaller High Jinx bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The standard High Jinx Cartoon Bong is a thumbs-up at 5.75 inches. This XL is a raised middle finger at 11 inches. They are two different gestures from the same cartoon series, not one design at two scales, so buying the larger size gets you a different piece rather than a bigger version of the small one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat percolator does it use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA showerhead percolator. Smoke is pushed out through multiple slits simultaneously, spreading it across far more water surface than a plain downstem, which cools and smooths the pull noticeably. This is the main functional upgrade over the standard High Jinx bong, which diffuses through a downstem alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Hemper includes a matching herb slide, so the bong is ready to use out of the box. The joint takes standard 14mm slides, which means replacements and upgrades are easy to find and nothing proprietary is involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it discreet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, and it is not trying to be. This is an 11-inch glass middle finger — it reads as exactly that from every angle and cannot be set down quietly. That is the appeal for the right buyer and the reason to pick the thumbs-up version instead if the piece will live somewhere visitors see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean the showerhead perc?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRemove the slide and downstem, plug the openings, fill with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, and agitate — then give it longer than you would a plain downstem, because showerhead slits trap resin more readily. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry upright. A clogged perc is the usual cause of a bong that suddenly pulls hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA spare 14mm slide keeps you running while one is soaking, and an 11-inch piece on 5mm glass deserves a mat under it. If you want the same cartoon-glove design in something you can hand to anyone, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8 inch glass spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e runs the thumbs-up at $29.99. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. One unit is in stock at $119.99 against Hemper's $149.99 list, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217774123,"sku":"HEMPER-HIGH-JINX-CARTOON-XL-BONG","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883834"},{"product_id":"hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong","title":"Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7\" Frosted Amber Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a compact glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, in a \u003cstrong\u003efrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e. Hemper publish all three dimensions — \u003cstrong\u003e5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep\u003c\/strong\u003e — plus a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e. That is an unusually complete spec sheet for themed glass at this price. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.7-inch glass bong sculpted as a teddy bear, 4 inches wide and 3.1 deep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe spec sheet is the surprise:\u003c\/strong\u003e height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl are all published. Most themed glass gives you one figure or none.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e — recessed protects it from knocks, 14mm means spares are easy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included.\u003c\/strong\u003e It arrives ready to use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e for filtration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's own wording.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong if you want themed glass that behaves like proper glass. Hemper publish seven separate specifications for it — three dimensions, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and the included bowl — which is more than they give for most pieces at any price in this range. The 4-inch width on a 5.7-inch body also means it sits low and stable rather than tipping. What you do not get is a stated glass thickness or a named percolator style beyond \"diffused downstem\", and the frosted body hides the interior, so clean it on a schedule rather than on sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is a glass water pipe sculpted as a teddy bear, 5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, with a frosted amber body. It has a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, and ships with a 14mm clear bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong – 5.7\" Frosted Amber Glass Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemed bongs usually publish a height and leave it there. You find out about the joint, the downstem and whether a bowl is included after the box arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is documented properly. Hemper state \u003cstrong\u003e5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide, 3.1 inches deep\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003efrosted amber body\u003c\/strong\u003e — seven separate specifications, which is more than they publish for most pieces in this range regardless of price. The proportions matter too: 4 inches of width on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is 5.7\" × 4\" × 3.1\" with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem and a bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the specifications before committing — this piece has the most complete published spec sheet of any themed bong in the range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want it to arrive usable. The 14mm clear bowl is included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers with limited desk space who still want a stable piece — 4 inches wide and only 5.7 tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who already owns 14mm bowls and wants to swap in a different style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall bong. At 5.7 inches this is a compact piece with a compact chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to watch residue build through the glass. The body is frosted, so the interior is not visible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is sculpted glass with ears and limbs standing proud of the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want documented specs and a bowl in the box, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting height.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give seven other specifications and no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator is not named beyond \"diffused downstem\".\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's description also calls it a \"built-in perc\". Neither tells you a percolator \u003cem\u003estyle\u003c\/em\u003e — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e The phrase \"built-in perc\" alongside a recessed joint is suggestive, but suggestive is not published. Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe frosted body hides the interior.\u003c\/strong\u003e A clear bong shows you when it needs attention; this one does not. Clean it on a fixed schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender is unpublished.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never say male or female. Check before buying a spare slide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are no published thickness, an unnamed percolator style, a hidden interior, and an unpublished joint gender.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e all three attributes matter. \u003cem\u003eRecessed\u003c\/em\u003e means the joint sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks. \u003cem\u003e14mm\u003c\/em\u003e is the common fitment, so replacement bowls are easy to source. \u003cem\u003e45 degrees\u003c\/em\u003e is the angle that keeps a low, broad piece stable while you light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e published by Hemper as a spec line and again in the description. The piece arrives ready to use, which most of this drop cannot claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as a single column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4 inches wide on a 5.7-inch body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a low, broad stance. It sits stable on a crowded table instead of needing a careful hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3.1 inches of depth —\u003c\/strong\u003e the figure that tells you this is modelled in the round rather than pressed flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted amber body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a warm, muted finish that reads as a worn toy rather than a bright cartoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeven published specifications —\u003c\/strong\u003e height, width, depth, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl. That is unusual documentation for themed glass at this price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A recessed 45-degree 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, a bowl in the box, and a low stable stance.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.1 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem — no percolator style named\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFrosted amber glass, sculpted teddy bear form\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as high-quality glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.8 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.7 inches tall, 4 wide, 3.1 deep, with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and a 14mm clear bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded 14mm clear bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, and standard 14mm bowls if you want to swap it — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Hemper make no Peak top in this theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a 14mm clear bowl, but never state whether the joint is male or female. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm bowl is included; the joint gender is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a 5.7-inch chamber that is a small amount — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — the frosted body changes the routine:\u003c\/strong\u003e you cannot see residue through frosted glass, so clean on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than you would a plain piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. On a compact piece the margin is small — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the frosted body hides the interior. Set a fixed interval instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour goes flat quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. A small chamber turns over faster than a big one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill sparingly, empty after every session, and clean on a schedule because the frosted body hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm, fixed downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese four $59.99 bongs sit within half an inch of each other, so height is not the separator. Two things distinguish this one: it is the only piece in the group where \u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish a bowl in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it is the only one with a published \u003cem\u003edepth\u003c\/em\u003e, which tells you it is sculpted in the round. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eArcade\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if a narrow footprint matters more — it is 2.1 inches wide against this one's 4. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is the dry, pocket-sized version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Among the $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the one with a bowl included and a published depth.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.7 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 3.1 inches deep, all published by Hemper. The width is worth noting — 4 inches on a 5.7-inch body is a low, broad stance, so it sits stable on a table rather than needing a careful hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper list a 14mm clear bowl as a specification and mention it again in the description. That is worth noting because most pieces in this Hemper drop publish no bowl at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat joint does it use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. Recessed means it sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks; 14mm is the common fitment so spares are easy to source. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the joint is male or female\u003c\/strong\u003e, so check before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper publish \"diffused downstem\" and describe a \"built-in perc\". Neither names a percolator \u003cem\u003estyle\u003c\/em\u003e — it is not described as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one. They also do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as \"high-quality glass\" with a frosted amber body and publish no thickness figure and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you know when it needs cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYou will not see it. The body is frosted, so residue is not visible from outside the way it is on a clear piece. Clean it on a fixed schedule instead — coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, then a thorough warm-water rinse. A sculpted body has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than a plain piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the compact chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. Hemper make no Puffco Peak attachment in this theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 5.7\" × 4\" × 3.1\", a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a 14mm clear bowl included, and a frosted body that hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the frosted body hides residue, cleaning on a schedule matters more here than on clear glass, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e make the between-soak work quick. Once the joint gender is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217806891,"sku":"HEMPER-SCARE-BEARS-TEDDY-BEAR-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883834"},{"product_id":"hemper-ufo-vortex-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe – 5.5\" Green Glass Saucer","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe is a 5.5-inch borosilicate glass pipe shaped as a green-rimmed flying saucer on a tapered tractor beam. The beam carries vortex holes that spin the smoke as you draw, the clear dome on top is the mouthpiece, and the piece stands upright on the base of the beam. It sells for $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles — matching Hemper's own price exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 5.5\" glass hand pipe from Hemper's UFO Vortex series — a green saucer hovering on a clear beam.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe vortex holes are the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cut into the beam, they set the smoke spinning on the way up, so you watch the hit happen inside the clear glass rather than just taking it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt stands up.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper built it to sit on the base of the beam, which makes it the only hand pipe in our Hemper lineup that doubles as a display piece instead of living in a drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry pipe, no water.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing to fill, nothing to empty — pack, light, done.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e two in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The UFO Vortex is the pick when you want a $29.99 pipe that does something visible — the spinning smoke is a real effect you can see, not a shape you have to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's UFO Vortex series runs a flying-saucer theme through glass. This is the hand pipe: a transparent green-rimmed saucer sitting on a clear tapered beam, 5.5 inches tall, with a clear dome mouthpiece on top and vortex holes cut into the beam that spin the smoke as it travels. It stands on its own base. The matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top for Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e covers the electric rig side of the same design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe — You Can Watch This One Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost themed glass asks you to appreciate a shape. The UFO Vortex asks you to watch something happen. The tapered beam under the saucer is cut with vortex holes, and as you draw, air entering through those holes sets the smoke rotating on its way up into the clear dome. You see it spin. That is a functional feature producing a visible effect, at a price where most pipes are content to just be a silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rest of the design supports the trick rather than distracting from it. The saucer is transparent with a green rim, the beam is clear, and the dome mouthpiece is clear — so the smoke has somewhere to be seen at every stage. Hemper also built it to stand on the base of the beam, which is why it looks like a model on a shelf when it is not in your hand. The full range is in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper glass, bongs and hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe is a 5.5-inch glass saucer-and-beam pipe whose vortex holes spin the smoke visibly inside clear glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a pipe with a visible effect rather than just a novelty shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant something that stands on a shelf between sessions instead of rolling around in a drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLike being able to see the smoke — clear glass throughout, unlike opaque themed pieces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a gift. The saucer reads instantly and it arrives in Hemper's printed box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlready run the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e and want the matching dry piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant water filtration. This is a dry pipe — a bong or bubbler is the different product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed something truly pocketable. At 5.5 inches with a wide saucer, this rides in a bag rather than a jeans pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrefer opaque glass that hides residue. Clear glass shows everything, which is the trade for being able to see the vortex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a conventional spoon. The saucer geometry means it handles differently from a straight pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The UFO Vortex Hand Pipe suits buyers who want a visible smoke effect and a piece that displays, and it is the wrong choice for anyone wanting water filtration or a pocket pipe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear glass shows every bit of residue.\u003c\/strong\u003e The same transparency that lets you watch the vortex also puts the buildup on display. It does not get dirty faster than an opaque pipe — it just never hides it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe vortex holes need to stay clear.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are small by design. Once resin narrows them the spin effect fades, which makes cleaning a performance issue here rather than just hygiene.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe saucer rim is the exposed edge.\u003c\/strong\u003e A wide flat disc of glass is the first thing to catch on a table edge. Store it standing, on a mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a dry pipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e No water, no diffusion — the smoke arrives warmer than it would through a bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWide footprint for a hand pipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e The saucer is what makes it stand well and also what stops it slipping into a pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe trades pocketability and hidden residue for clear glass and a visible spinning-smoke effect.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVortex holes in the beam.\u003c\/strong\u003e The functional centrepiece. Air drawn in through the holes sets the smoke rotating as it climbs the beam, which you see through the clear glass. It is the reason to pick this over any other saucer-shaped novelty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear dome mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The dome sits on top of the saucer and gives the spinning smoke somewhere to gather and be visible before you take it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent green-rimmed saucer.\u003c\/strong\u003e Green where a UFO should be green, transparent everywhere it matters, so the theme never blocks the view.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStands on the base of the beam.\u003c\/strong\u003e A hand pipe that displays. The only piece in our Hemper hand pipe range designed to stand upright rather than lie flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.5 inches tall.\u003c\/strong\u003e Enough vertical travel for the smoke to cool a little on the way up — modest, but more than a 3-inch spoon gives you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lab-grade, takes repeated heat cycling without stress-cracking, and stays neutral in taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted collector box.\u003c\/strong\u003e The UFO Vortex artwork carries onto the packaging, which matters for gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The UFO Vortex Hand Pipe uses vortex holes and clear glass to make the draw visible, and stands upright as a display piece between sessions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUFO Vortex\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSaucer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent with a green rim\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear dome\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeam\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGreen, with vortex holes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStands upright\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes — on the base of the beam\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater compatible\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted Hemper collector box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind it, pack it, light it. Nothing else is required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft flame treats the glass better than a jet torch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePipe cleaners, coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol\u003c\/strong\u003e for cleaning — with attention to the vortex holes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no chamber, joint or downstem — this is a dry pipe by design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger, no nail, no quartz. Dabs need a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls or downstems.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing detaches. It is a single piece of glass, so there is no fitment to match and no replacement part to buy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Pivot attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Different product entirely — for that, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top – borosilicate glass for Puffco Peak at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version built for the Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe is a single-piece dry flower pipe with no removable parts and no accessories to match.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind the flower rather than tearing it. An even grind is what keeps a small bowl from clogging halfway down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl loosely. A tight pack fights the airflow, and the vortex effect depends on air moving freely through the holes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the middle and draw steadily. A steady pull produces a better spin than a hard one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch the beam. If the smoke is climbing straight rather than turning, the vortex holes need cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap the ash out while it is loose. Ash left to sit is where the resin layer starts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo clean, plug the openings, fill with isopropyl and coarse salt, and agitate. Pay particular attention to the vortex holes — a pipe cleaner or cotton bud through each one restores the effect. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and dry fully before the next use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the spin stops:\u003c\/strong\u003e that is blocked vortex holes, not a broken pipe, and a proper soak brings it back. \u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw goes tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e same cause, same fix. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep the vortex holes clear on the UFO Vortex Hand Pipe, because the spinning smoke effect is the first thing to disappear when resin builds.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique stocks the Hemper themed hand pipes at one price, so the decision is size, orientation and character:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharacter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper UFO Vortex\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\" tall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStands upright; vortex holes spin the smoke visibly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe – 5 inch glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Piranha\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStraight tube, end-cap carb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8 inch glass spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThumbs-up glove, arm as stem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – 4.5 inch smoky gray glass cat at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoky gray glass cat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Hand Pipe – 3.6 inch amber glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.6\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent amber\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – 3 inch borosilicate rubber duck spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmallest and most pocketable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne thing worth being precise about: the UFO Vortex is measured \u003cstrong\u003etall\u003c\/strong\u003e because it stands vertically, while the others are measured \u003cstrong\u003elong\u003c\/strong\u003e as horizontal pipes. It is not simply \"the biggest\" — it is the one built on a different axis. That standing orientation is what makes it a display piece, and the vortex holes are the only feature in this group that visibly changes how the smoke moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do the vortex holes actually do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey sit in the tapered beam beneath the saucer. As you draw, air pulled in through those holes sets the smoke rotating on its way up into the clear dome, so you can watch it spin through the glass. It is a genuine airflow feature rather than decoration, and it is the main functional difference between this and any other saucer-shaped novelty pipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt stands 5.5 inches. That measurement is height rather than length, because the piece is built to stand upright on the base of its beam instead of lying flat like a conventional spoon. In practice it means the piece has a genuine vertical smoke path and doubles as something you can display on a shelf between sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it use water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The UFO Vortex Hand Pipe is a dry pipe with no chamber, joint or downstem — there is nowhere for water to go. Cooling comes from the 5.5 inches of vertical travel and nothing else, so the smoke arrives warmer than it would through a bong. If you want filtration, you want a water pipe instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same as the UFO Vortex Peak Top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. They share the design language and nothing else. This is a standalone dry hand pipe at $29.99 that needs no device. The UFO Vortex Peak Top is a glass attachment built to fit a Puffco Peak or Peak Pro, sold separately at a higher price. If you own a Peak, that is the one you want; if you do not, this works on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does the spinning effect stop working?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlocked vortex holes, almost always. They are small by design, and resin narrows them before it affects anything else. The fix is a proper clean: plug the openings, soak with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, agitate, then run a pipe cleaner or cotton bud through each hole. The spin comes straight back once the airway is clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the clear glass stain?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt will show residue, yes — that is the trade for being able to see the vortex work. The glass is borosilicate and cleans back to clear with salt and isopropyl, but this piece will look dirty sooner than an opaque one would, simply because nothing is hidden. Treat it as a prompt to clean rather than a defect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dry pipe works best with a proper grind, and clear glass rewards keeping cleaning supplies to hand. If you run a Puffco Peak and want the same saucer on your rig, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top – borosilicate glass for Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the attachment version of this design. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. Two units are in stock at $29.99, matching Hemper's own list price, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217839659,"sku":"HEMPER-UFO-VORTEX-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ufo-vortex-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883763"},{"product_id":"hemper-alley-cats-bong","title":"Hemper Alley Cats Bong – Smoke Grey Glass Cat Water Pipe","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Alley Cats Bong is a smoke grey borosilicate water pipe shaped as a seated cat, with a 14mm female joint, a removable downstem and a clear glass bowl included. The cat's head is the mouthpiece and its body is the water chamber, which makes it hold and draw differently from a conventional tube. It sells for $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles — matching Hemper's own price exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a seated-cat water pipe in smoke grey borosilicate, from Hemper's Alley Cats series.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou hold it differently.\u003c\/strong\u003e The mouthpiece is small and sits at the cat's head, so you cradle the body rather than gripping a neck. Buyers consistently notice this before anything else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt arrives complete.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear glass bowl and removable downstem in the box — a 14mm female joint means replacements are the most common fitment there is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSits flat and stays put.\u003c\/strong\u003e A seated animal has a wide, low footprint by definition, which is more stability than most themed glass manages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The Alley Cats Bong is the one to pick when you want themed glass that still behaves like a daily driver — the seated form gives it a stability most novelty pieces trade away for a silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's Alley Cats series renders a cat in smoke grey glass. This is the bong: a seated cat whose body holds the water, whose head carries the mouthpiece, and whose paws form the base. It runs a 14mm female joint with a removable downstem and ships with a clear glass bowl. The matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – 4.5 inch smoky gray glass cat at Angies Boutique\"\u003eAlley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e covers the dry side of the same design at 4.5 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Alley Cats Bong — The Cat That Actually Sits Still\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost animal-shaped glass has a stability problem. The animal wants to stand, the bong wants a wide base, and the compromise is usually a piece that looks right and tips over. The Alley Cats Bong sidesteps that entirely by choosing a pose rather than fighting one: the cat is \u003cem\u003eseated\u003c\/em\u003e. Haunches down, paws flat, tail curled. That is a naturally wide, naturally low footprint, and it means the design decision and the engineering decision are the same decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rest follows from the pose. The body is the water chamber, so the volume sits at the bottom where you want mass. The head becomes the mouthpiece. The face is deliberately minimal — a few sculpted lines and the Hemper \"H\" at the cheek — so the piece reads as a cat rather than a cartoon. The full range lives in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper bongs, hand pipes and glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Bong is a smoke grey borosilicate water pipe built as a seated cat, with a 14mm female joint and an included clear glass bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant themed glass that is genuinely stable rather than precarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlready own 14mm bowls — this takes the most common joint size in glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a gift for someone with cats, or someone who wants their glass to have a character rather than a logo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLike the Alley Cats design and want the water version rather than the dry \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003ehand pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a piece that arrives ready to use, with a bowl already in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a tall tube. This is a compact seated form, not a straight bong, and it will not out-cool a full-size piece on height alone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to watch the waterline. Smoke grey glass is tinted and does not show levels the way clear glass does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a large mouthpiece. The head-mounted mouthpiece is small by design — several buyers call it out as the first thing they notice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant percolator stacks. This runs a downstem into the chamber, not a multi-arm perc.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Alley Cats Bong suits buyers who want stable, ready-to-use themed glass on a standard 14mm fitment, and it is the wrong pick for anyone shopping on height or perc count.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe mouthpiece is small.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is set into the cat's head, so the draw aperture is narrower than a conventional bong neck. That takes a session to get used to, and it is the single most-mentioned thing in buyer feedback.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe hold is unusual.\u003c\/strong\u003e You cradle the body rather than wrapping a hand round a tube. Comfortable once learned, awkward on the first go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTinted glass hides the water level.\u003c\/strong\u003e Smoke grey is not clear — set your fill by measurement, not by eye.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEars and tail are the exposed points.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sculpted extremities are always the first thing to meet a hard surface. Give it a mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContours hold resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e A sculpted face and curled tail take longer to clean than a plain cylinder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Bong asks for a short adjustment to the small mouthpiece and an unusual grip, and it rewards that with genuine stability.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSeated form, flat paws.\u003c\/strong\u003e The pose is the base. A seated cat spreads weight across haunches and front paws, which is exactly the low wide footprint a water pipe wants — no separate foot needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody-as-chamber.\u003c\/strong\u003e The water sits in the cat's torso, low down, which keeps the centre of gravity where it belongs instead of up in a neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm female joint.\u003c\/strong\u003e The most common bong fitment in glass. Any 14mm male slide fits, so bowls and upgrades are easy and cheap to source.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear glass bowl included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Usable straight out of the box, and the clear bowl reads cleanly against the smoke grey body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable downstem.\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes out for cleaning and can be replaced — the part most likely to break is the part you can swap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoke grey borosilicate.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tinted lab-grade glass that takes repeated heat cycling without stress-cracking, and hides light staining better than clear glass does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMinimal face.\u003c\/strong\u003e A few sculpted lines and the Hemper \"H\" at the cheek rather than painted-on features, so nothing wears off with cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Alley Cats Bong turns a seated cat pose into a stable base and a low water chamber, on a standard 14mm joint with the bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAlley Cats\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater pipe \/ bong\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoke grey borosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSeated cat — body is the chamber, head is the mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear glass, included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRemovable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper \"H\" at the cheek\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIce notch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny 14mm male slide.\u003c\/strong\u003e The included clear bowl is the starting point — swap styles any time from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard replacement downstems\u003c\/strong\u003e matched to the chamber depth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower\u003c\/strong\u003e, ground rather than torn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoarse salt and isopropyl alcohol\u003c\/strong\u003e for cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates as sold.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger or nail is included, and Hemper build and market this as a flower piece. The 14mm joint would accept quartz, but a chamber this size is tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIce.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no notch to hold it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak or Pivot attachments.\u003c\/strong\u003e Different fitment entirely — this is a standalone bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Alley Cats Bong uses a standard 14mm female joint, so bowls and downstems are easy to source and nothing proprietary is involved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill through the joint until the downstem slits are just submerged. Because the glass is tinted, measure the amount once and reuse it rather than judging by eye.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake a dry pull with no bowl seated. Water at your lips means you overfilled — pour some off and retest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSettle your grip before you light. Cradle the body with the head mouthpiece toward you; do not try to hold it like a tube. One session is usually enough to make it feel natural.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack the bowl loosely and light the edge rather than the centre so the flower corners and lasts across several pulls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo clean, remove the bowl and downstem, plug the openings, add coarse salt and isopropyl and agitate. Work a pipe cleaner around the sculpted face, ears and tail where resin collects, rinse with warm water and dry upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw feels tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e the small mouthpiece shows blockage sooner than a wide neck would, so a full salt-and-alcohol soak is usually the fix. \u003cstrong\u003eIf it gurgles:\u003c\/strong\u003e too much water. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set the Alley Cats Bong's waterline by measurement rather than sight, and clean the sculpted contours on a schedule.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique stocks several Hemper themed water pipes at $59.99, so the choice is character and form:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Alley Cats Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeated cat, smoke grey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidest natural base; small head mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$59.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong – 5.5 inch iridescent glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSeated dog, iridescent blue\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\" — the other seated-animal option\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong – 5.75 inch thumbs-up glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCartoon glove, thumbs-up\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\" — upright, taller silhouette\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-balloon-dog-xl-bong\" title=\"Hemper Balloon Dog XL Bong – 7.6 inch gold electroplated at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Balloon Dog XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBalloon dog, gold electroplated\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.6\" — step up in size and price\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAgainst the Balloon Dog, which is the closest comparison in the range, the difference is tone rather than function — an iridescent blue balloon animal versus a tinted grey cat. Both are seated, both are stable. Pick on which one you would rather have on the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does the Hemper Alley Cats Bong take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt uses a 14mm female joint and ships with a clear glass bowl already included, so it is usable the moment you unpack it. Because 14mm is the most common joint size in glass, any 14mm male slide will fit if you want to change the style or replace one. The downstem is removable and replaceable on the same basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does it feel different to hold than a normal bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the mouthpiece sits in the cat's head rather than at the top of a neck, you cradle the body instead of gripping a tube. The aperture is also smaller than a conventional bong neck. Buyers consistently mention both things, and both take about one session to get used to. It is a genuine ergonomic difference rather than a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it stable, or does it tip like most animal-shaped glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is stable, and that is the point of the seated pose. A cat sitting down spreads its weight across haunches and front paws, which gives the piece a naturally wide and low footprint. The water sits in the body rather than up in a neck, so the mass stays at the bottom. That is more stability than most themed glass achieves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I see the water level through the glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot clearly. The body is smoke grey borosilicate, which is tinted rather than clear, so the waterline is hard to judge by eye. Fill it once by measurement — enough to just cover the downstem slits — then reuse the same amount each time. A dry pull with no bowl seated will tell you if you have overfilled it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it compare to the Alley Cats Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame design language, different job. The hand pipe is a 4.5-inch dry spoon with no water at $29.99. This bong runs water through a removable downstem for a cooler, filtered pull, and stays at home rather than travelling. If you want the design in something pocketable, take the hand pipe; if you want filtration, take this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean around the face and tail?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRemove the bowl and downstem, plug the openings, fill with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, and agitate. Then work a pipe cleaner into the sculpted areas — the face, the ears and the curled tail all trap resin more than a plain surface would. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and let it dry upright before the next use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA spare 14mm slide keeps you going while one is soaking, and sculpted glass earns a mat under it. If you want the same cat in something you can put in a pocket, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – 4.5 inch smoky gray glass cat at Angies Boutique\"\u003eAlley Cats Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e runs $29.99. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. One unit is in stock at $59.99, matching Hemper's own list price, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217872427,"sku":"HEMPER-ALLEY-CATS-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-alley-cats-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883834"},{"product_id":"hemper-zen-yin-yang-hand-pipe","title":"Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe – 3\" Puck Style Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe is a puck-style glass pipe measuring 3 inches across and 1.5 inches tall, in opaque white with a yin-yang decal on the top face. The 0.6-inch bowl sits where one of the yin-yang dots belongs, so the symbol and the function are the same feature. It sells for $29.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles — matching Hemper's own price exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 3\" diameter, 1.5\" tall puck-style hand pipe from Hemper's Zen series — a flat disc rather than a spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bowl is the dot.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 0.6\" bowl opening sits exactly where one half of the yin-yang's dot pair belongs. The symbol is not printed over the function; it is the function.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDifferent geometry from every other pipe here.\u003c\/strong\u003e No stem to snap, no neck to catch. A disc lies flat and does not roll off a table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe artwork is a decal.\u003c\/strong\u003e That changes how you clean it — see Known Limitations before the first soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e two in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e The Zen Yin-Yang is the most pocket-durable shape in the Hemper hand pipe range — a flat puck has nothing sticking out to break, which is exactly what a pipe that travels needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's Zen series takes calm iconography into glass. This is the yin-yang rendered as a puck: an opaque white disc, 3 inches across and 1.5 inches tall, with the symbol applied to the top face and a 0.6-inch bowl positioned as one of its dots. There is no stem and no neck — the whole pipe is one flat, solid shape. A black Hemper wordmark runs along the side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe — A Puck, Not a Spoon\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery other hand pipe in this range is a spoon or a sculpture, and both share one weakness: something sticks out. A stem, a neck, a tail, an ear. That protrusion is where the pipe breaks when it goes in a bag, and it is why most glass pipes lead short lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Zen Yin-Yang answers that by removing the protrusion entirely. It is a disc — 3 inches across, 1.5 inches thick, with the bowl set into the top face. Nothing extends past the outline, so there is no weak point to snap and nothing to catch on a pocket seam. It also does not roll, which sounds trivial until you have watched a spoon pipe travel off a table edge. The rest of the range is in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Hemper glass, bongs and hand pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design idea underneath is neat: Hemper positioned the bowl exactly where one of the yin-yang's two dots belongs, so packing it completes the symbol rather than interrupting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe is a 3-inch opaque white glass puck with a 0.6-inch bowl set into the yin-yang symbol on its top face.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarry a pipe and keep breaking them. Nothing protrudes from a puck, so there is no obvious failure point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant something that lies flat — in a bag pocket, a drawer, or a tin — rather than rolling around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLike the iconography and want it built into the piece instead of printed on the side of a spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying a calm, quiet gift. This is the least loud piece in the Hemper range by some distance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a discreet shape. A white disc reads as an object, not obviously as a pipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a big bowl. Hemper specify 0.6 inches — this is built for a small, quick pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant cool smoke. A 1.5-inch puck has almost no smoke path, so it runs hotter than a long spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant water filtration. This is a dry pipe with no chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlan to soak the outside in alcohol. The yin-yang is a decal — see below.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe suits people who carry a pipe and want a shape that survives it, and it is the wrong pick for anyone wanting a large bowl or a cool draw.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe yin-yang is a decal, not sculpted or fused glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own spec calls it a decal on the bowl surface, and the Hemper wordmark on the side is a decal too. Long isopropyl contact on the exterior lifts and dulls both. Clean the inside properly and wipe the outside with a damp cloth only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bowl is 0.6 inches.\u003c\/strong\u003e That is genuinely small — a quick pack rather than a session bowl, and you will repack it more times per session than a full-size spoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShort smoke path means warmer smoke.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 1.5 inches tall there is barely any distance between the ember and your lips. That is the trade for the compact shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white hides the resin.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing shows you when it is dirty, so clean on a schedule rather than on sight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree inches across is wide.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is flat, which helps, but the diameter means it suits a bag or jacket pocket rather than a tight jeans pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe asks for careful exterior cleaning because the artwork is a decal, and it trades bowl size and cooling for a durable flat shape.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuck geometry with no protrusions.\u003c\/strong\u003e The structural argument for the whole piece. Spoons break at the stem; sculptures break at the extremity. A disc has neither, so the shape itself is the durability feature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bowl is one of the yin-yang dots.\u003c\/strong\u003e A 0.6-inch opening positioned so that the symbol reads correctly with the bowl as part of it. The theme is integral rather than applied over the top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt does not roll.\u003c\/strong\u003e Flat top, flat bottom, wide footprint. Set it down on a table and it stays where you put it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white body.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean, quiet and matte against the black decal — the least attention-seeking piece in Hemper's range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3-inch diameter gives a full-hand grip.\u003c\/strong\u003e You hold the whole disc rather than pinching a narrow stem, which is steadier with cold hands or gloves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lab-grade, handles repeated heat cycling without stress-cracking, and stays neutral in taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Hemper wordmark on the side.\u003c\/strong\u003e Branding placed on the edge rather than across the face, so it does not compete with the symbol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe uses its flat puck shape as the durability feature and builds the bowl into the symbol rather than beside it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eZen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry hand pipe, puck style\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e0.6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpaque white\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYin-yang decal on the bowl surface\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack Hemper decal on the side\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater compatible\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry flower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grind it, pack the 0.6-inch bowl, light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft flame treats glass and decals better than a jet torch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePipe cleaners, coarse salt and isopropyl — inside only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The exterior decals do not tolerate soaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater.\u003c\/strong\u003e No chamber, no joint, no downstem. This is a dry pipe by design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates.\u003c\/strong\u003e No banger, no nail, no quartz. Dabs need a rig.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBowls or downstems.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing detaches — it is a single piece of glass, so there is no fitment to match and no replacement part to buy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExterior alcohol soaks.\u003c\/strong\u003e The yin-yang and the Hemper wordmark are decals and will dull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe is a single-piece dry flower pipe with no removable parts and exterior decals that need protecting during cleaning.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrind the flower finely. A 0.6-inch bowl fills unevenly with torn material and packs much better with a proper grind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack lightly. A small bowl in a short body pulls hard if you compress it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre so the pack corners and lasts across more than one draw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpect a warm hit. There is very little distance between ember and mouthpiece on a 1.5-inch puck, so short draws work better than long ones.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTap out the ash while it is loose, before it packs down into the small bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the inside only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Plug the openings, fill with isopropyl and coarse salt, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. \u003cstrong\u003eDo not submerge the piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe the outside with a damp cloth — the yin-yang and the Hemper wordmark are decals and alcohol will lift them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw goes tight:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 0.6-inch bowl blocks sooner than a large one, so a proper interior clean usually solves it. \u003cstrong\u003eIf the decal starts lifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e that is exterior alcohol contact, and it does not reverse — switch to a damp cloth. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Caring for themed glass — NWTN Deco bongs, bubblers and bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eNWTN Deco glass collection\u003c\/a\u003e covers the same salt-and-alcohol method in more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean the Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe from the inside with salt and isopropyl and never soak the outside, because the artwork is applied rather than fused.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAngies Boutique stocks the Hemper themed hand pipes at one price, so the choice is shape and scale:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand pipe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Zen Yin-Yang\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3\" across, 1.5\" tall\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlat puck — nothing protrudes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$29.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe – 5.5 inch green glass saucer at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper UFO Vortex\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\" tall\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStands upright; vortex holes spin the smoke\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gaming-flower-piranha-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Gaming Flower Piranha Hand Pipe – 5 inch glass at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Piranha\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStraight tube, end-cap carb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Hand Pipe – 4.8 inch glass spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.8\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThumbs-up glove, arm as stem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-alley-cats-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Alley Cats Hand Pipe – 4.5 inch smoky gray glass cat at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Alley Cats\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmoky gray glass cat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ducky-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ducky Hand Pipe – 3 inch borosilicate rubber duck spoon at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ducky\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\" long\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSmallest spoon\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Zen is the odd one out on purpose. Everything else in the group is measured by length, because everything else is a spoon or a standing sculpture with something sticking out. This one is measured by diameter and thickness — and that difference is the whole argument for it. If your pipes keep breaking in transit, the shape without a stem is the one to buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Zen Yin-Yang Hand Pipe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt measures 3 inches in diameter and 1.5 inches tall, with a 0.6-inch bowl. Those are diameter and thickness rather than length, because this is a flat puck rather than a spoon. In the hand it feels closer to a large coaster than a conventional pipe, and it lies flat in a bag or a tin instead of rolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the yin-yang painted on or part of the glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a decal applied to the surface, which Hemper state directly in their specs — as is the black Hemper wordmark on the side. That matters for cleaning: soaking the exterior in isopropyl alcohol will lift and dull both. Clean the inside with salt and alcohol, and wipe the outside with a damp cloth only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is the bowl positioned where it is?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the bowl is one of the yin-yang's dots. Hemper set the 0.6-inch opening exactly where the symbol's dot belongs, so the design reads correctly with the bowl as part of it rather than cut into it. It is the reason the piece works as an object rather than as a printed logo on a disc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it get hot?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarmer than a long spoon, yes. At 1.5 inches tall there is very little distance between the ember and the mouthpiece, and smoke cools by travelling. Short, steady draws work better than long hard ones. That is the honest trade for a shape this compact and this hard to break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the bowl size compare?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e0.6 inches is small. Hemper publish the figure, which most brands do not, and it is worth knowing before you buy: this is a quick-pack pipe rather than a session pipe, and you will refill it more times per session than a full-size spoon. For a bigger bowl, a conventional spoon or a bong is the better tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it more durable than the other Hemper pipes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe shape is. Spoons break at the stem and sculpted pieces break at the extremity — an ear, a tail, a raised finger. A puck has no protrusion at all, so there is no obvious weak point. It is still glass and will break if dropped on tile, but of the shapes in this range it is the one built to survive being carried.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small bowl rewards a fine grind, and a decal-finished piece is worth keeping in a case rather than loose. If you want the same price in something with a visible effect instead of a flat profile, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Hand Pipe – 5.5 inch green glass saucer at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e spins the smoke through clear glass at $29.99. The rest of this Hemper drop is landing now in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990. Two units are in stock at $29.99, matching Hemper's own list price, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172217905195,"sku":"HEMPER-ZEN-YIN-YANG-HAND-PIPE","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-zen-yin-yang-hand-pipe-front.jpg?v=1787883764"},{"product_id":"hemper-ramen-cup-bong","title":"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7\" \u0026 8.6\" XL Glass Noodle Cup","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ramen Cup Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass water pipe built to look like a cup of instant noodles — a clear cup body, an opaque yellow noodle top, and an amber glass chopstick standing out of it as the mouthpiece. It comes in a \u003cstrong\u003e7-inch regular\u003c\/strong\u003e with a diffused downstem perc and an \u003cstrong\u003e8.6-inch XL\u003c\/strong\u003e on 5mm glass with a showerhead percolator. Both use a \u003cstrong\u003erecessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, so bowls carry across between them. Angies Boutique lists them at $59.99 and $119.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A glass ramen-cup water pipe with a chopstick mouthpiece, in a 7\" regular and an 8.6\" XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoth take the same bowls:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a recessed 14mm joint on \u003cem\u003eboth\u003c\/em\u003e sizes, so slides and spares move between them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular, $59.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7\" tall, diffused downstem perc, clear cup with an opaque yellow noodle top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL, $119.99:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.6\" tall, 3.9\" wide, 5mm glass, showerhead percolator — and it ships with an opaque white 14mm ramen bowl with amber chopstick handles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe weight tells the story:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper ship the regular at 15.1 oz and the XL at 33 oz. The XL is more than double the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe XL is genuinely discounted:\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99. The regular is not on sale at either shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the 7-inch regular if you want the ramen cup on a desk with a working diffused-downstem bong underneath it. Buy the 8.6-inch XL if you want the showerhead percolator and the 5mm glass, and note that it is the only one of the two where Hemper specify a bowl in the box. Because both sizes share the recessed 14mm joint, the upgrade path is real — bowls bought for one fit the other. The XL is also the size carrying an actual markdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Ramen Cup Bong is a glass water pipe shaped like an instant noodle cup, with a clear cup body, an opaque yellow textured noodle top and an amber chopstick mouthpiece carrying an H marking. The 7-inch regular uses a diffused downstem perc at $59.99. The 8.6-inch XL is 3.9 inches wide on 5mm glass with a showerhead percolator at $119.99 and includes an opaque white 14mm ramen bowl. Both have a recessed 14mm joint. In stock in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7\" and 8.6\" XL Glass Noodle Cup Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFood-themed glass usually asks you to give something up. The shape gets in the way of the function, or the function is fine and the shape is barely legible. The Ramen Cup avoids both by putting the joke in the parts that were going to be there anyway: the cup \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the chamber, and the chopstick \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the mouthpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper publish real specs on both sizes, which is what makes the choice between them straightforward. The 7-inch runs a diffused downstem perc. The 8.6-inch XL swaps that for a showerhead percolator, widens to 3.9 inches, and steps the glass up to 5mm. The detail that matters most for anyone who owns accessories already: \u003cstrong\u003eHemper state a recessed 14mm joint on both sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the bowls you have work on either. See the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Cup Bong comes in a 7\" diffused-downstem version and an 8.6\" XL with a showerhead perc, both on a recessed 14mm joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants themed glass that still works as a daily flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who already own 14mm bowls — both sizes take them, so nothing extra is needed to get started.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers choosing the XL specifically for the showerhead percolator and 5mm glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of the Hemper Ramen family, alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers — the design reads instantly and needs no explanation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece; the 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the concentrate version of this design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. Neither size is portable — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 covers that job.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting maximum filtration per dollar. Plain scientific glass gives more perc for the money; here you are also paying for the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTight shelves, if you are looking at the XL. It is 3.9 inches wide and 33 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want design plus a standard 14mm fitment, and it does not suit concentrates or travel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish what bowl ships with the 7-inch regular.\u003c\/strong\u003e The XL's spec sheet names its included bowl explicitly — an opaque white 14mm ramen bowl with amber chopstick handles. The regular's spec sheet lists no bowl at all. The joint is a standard recessed 14mm either way, so any 14mm slide works, but \u003cstrong\u003eask us before you order if what is in the box matters to you\u003c\/strong\u003e and we will open one and check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe cup wrap and lettering are decals.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe a \"Hemper Ramen Cup decal on white wrapped around cup\" and an H marking on the chopstick. Decals sit on the surface, so clean the interior and wipe the outside rather than soaking the whole piece in alcohol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no width or glass thickness for the regular.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 3.9-inch width and 5mm thickness are XL figures only and should not be assumed to describe the smaller piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not the tallest Hemper bong here.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is 11 inches and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e is 9, against this XL's 8.6.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe XL is heavy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 33 ounces against the regular's 15.1. That is a piece you site somewhere and leave, not one you move around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Neither size is built or tuned for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an unpublished bowl on the regular, exterior decals, and real weight on the XL.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecessed 14mm joint on both sizes —\u003c\/strong\u003e published by Hemper for the regular and the XL independently. A recessed joint sits inset into the body, which protects it from side knocks, and 14mm is the common fitment so replacement bowls are easy to source.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead percolator on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e a step up from the regular's diffused downstem, spreading the draw across more openings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem perc on the regular —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks smoke up before the water line, which cools the pull without choking airflow on a 7-inch piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass on the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e published thickness, and the reason the XL weighs more than double the regular.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber chopstick mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e on both sizes, carrying an H marking. It is the mouthpiece rather than a decoration bolted to the side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTextured opaque yellow noodle top —\u003c\/strong\u003e the detail that makes the silhouette read as ramen rather than as a generic cup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThemed bowl included with the XL —\u003c\/strong\u003e an opaque white 14mm ramen bowl with amber chopstick handles, so the accessory matches the piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear cup body —\u003c\/strong\u003e unlike opaque themed glass, you can see the water line and watch residue build up, which tells you when it needs cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A recessed 14mm joint on both sizes, a showerhead perc and included bowl on the XL, and a chopstick mouthpiece throughout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegular\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.9 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShowerhead percolator\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpaque white 14mm ramen bowl, amber chopstick handles\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCup body\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eClear glass with an opaque yellow textured noodle top\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eAmber glass chopstick with an H marking\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eHemper Ramen Cup decal on a white wrap around the cup\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.1 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\"\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99, against Hemper's $149.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The regular is 7\" with a diffused downstem; the XL is 8.6\" and 3.9\" wide on 5mm glass with a showerhead perc and a bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard 14mm bowls, on both sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a recessed 14mm joint for the regular and the XL separately, so this is not an assumption carried across from one to the other. Spares and upgrades are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the diffusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice. The joint would accept a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are built for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments — entirely different fitment. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this design built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 14mm bowl, flower and a lighter. The XL includes its bowl. Hemper do not publish what ships with the regular — ask us and we will check the box before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sizes take standard 14mm bowls; the XL's bowl is included and the regular's is unpublished.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the diffusion sits just under the surface — roughly an inch on the 7-inch, a little more on the XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the chopstick means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat a 14mm bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely so air still moves through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering the bowl so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell, not the smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — mind the decals:\u003c\/strong\u003e the white cup wrap and the H marking on the chopstick are decals, so keep alcohol on the inside. Add coarse salt and isopropyl to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Wipe the outside with a damp cloth only. The clear cup body helps here — you can see what is left rather than guessing. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits or showerhead perc are partly blocked. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up into the chopstick.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the 14mm bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the cup wrap is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before you assume it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill just above the diffusion, empty after every session, and keep the alcohol on the inside.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiffusion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRamen Cup Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem perc\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRamen Cup XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShowerhead perc, 5mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead, 5mm glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree Hemper XL bongs sit at $119.99, and height is the clearest thing separating them — the High Jinx at 11 inches, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e at 9, and this one at 8.6. What the Ramen XL has that the others do not is a bowl included in the box, and Hemper publish a recessed 14mm joint on both of its sizes rather than only the smaller one. If you are weighing several pieces against each other, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWithin the Hemper Ramen family:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is the flower-and-water piece. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is dry and pocket-sized, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 covers concentrates on a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Against the other $119.99 Hemper XL bongs this is the shortest, and the one that ships with its own themed bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is the Hemper Ramen Cup Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe regular is 7 inches tall. The XL is 8.6 inches tall and 3.9 inches wide, built on 5mm glass. Hemper publish no width or glass thickness for the 7-inch, so those two figures describe the XL only. For context, this is not the tallest Hemper bong stocked at Angies Boutique — the High Jinx Cartoon XL is 11 inches and the Chinese Takeout XL is 9, both also at $119.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA standard 14mm bowl, in a recessed joint, on both sizes. Hemper publish \"recessed 14mm joint\" in the spec block for the regular \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e the XL independently, so this is confirmed for both rather than assumed from one. Any 14mm slide will fit either piece, which means bowls move freely between them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWith the XL, yes — Hemper specify an opaque white 14mm ramen bowl with amber chopstick handles. \u003cstrong\u003eFor the 7-inch regular, Hemper publish no bowl at all\u003c\/strong\u003e in the spec sheet, so we are not going to state what is in the box. Ask us before ordering and we will open one and confirm. The joint is standard 14mm either way, so a bowl is easy to add.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the difference between the regular and the XL?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight, width, glass thickness, percolation and what is in the box. The regular is 7 inches with a diffused downstem perc. The XL is 8.6 inches and 3.9 inches wide on 5mm glass with a showerhead percolator, and it includes a themed 14mm bowl. Hemper's shipped weights make the gap concrete: 15.1 ounces against 33. What does \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e change is the joint — both are recessed 14mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the chopstick the mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper list an amber chopstick mouthpiece on both sizes, carrying an H marking — a decal on the regular and an \"H\" logo on the XL in Hemper's own wording. It is the part you draw from rather than a decorative element attached to the side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside, wipe the outside. The cup wrap is a decal applied around the cup, so a long full-piece soak in isopropyl is the wrong approach. Run coarse salt and isopropyl through the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse with warm water. The clear cup body works in your favour — you can see how much residue is left instead of guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used as a dab rig?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the chamber volume and the diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. For concentrates in the same design, the Hemper Ramen Peak Top is replacement glass for a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key questions are the recessed 14mm joint on both sizes, what ships in the box, and cleaning around the cup decal.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 7-inch does not have a published bowl, and any 14mm slide fits both sizes, so a spare is the first thing worth adding — our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range covers it. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the wrap is a decal, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are useful for quick interior clean-ups that keep alcohol away from the outside. Anyone building the theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e, and our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 14mm bowl, a grinder and cleaning swabs are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Ramen Cup Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 for the 7-inch and $119.99 for the 8.6-inch XL — the XL against Hemper's own $149.99. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sizes are authentic Hemper glass, with the XL marked down from Hemper's own figure, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":45172217937963,"sku":"HEMPER-RAMEN-CUP-BONG-REGULAR","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45172217970731,"sku":"HEMPER-RAMEN-CUP-BONG-XL","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883872"},{"product_id":"hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong","title":"Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong – 4.5\" Frosted Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a compact glass water pipe modelled as a dinosaur skull in frosted glass with clear accents. Hemper publish an unusually complete spec sheet for themed glass at this price: \u003cstrong\u003e4.5 inches tall, 5.25 long, 3.2 wide\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003eclear bowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is a low, long piece rather than an upright one. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A glass bong shaped as a dinosaur skull — 4.5\" tall, 5.25\" long, 3.2\" wide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is longer than it is tall.\u003c\/strong\u003e That is unusual for a bong and it is the reason this one sits low and stable instead of standing up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e — recessed protects it from knocks, 14mm means spares are easy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA clear bowl is included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper list it in the specs and again in the description.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e for filtration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted glass skull with clear accents\u003c\/strong\u003e and clear logo details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong if you want a low-profile water pipe that does not look like a water pipe. The proportions are the interesting part: at 5.25 inches long against 4.5 tall, this is a piece that lies down rather than stands up, which makes it steadier on a crowded surface and less obviously a bong on a shelf. Hemper document it properly too — six separate specifications including the joint angle and a bowl in the box. What they do not give is a glass thickness or a named percolator style, and the frosted body hides the interior, so clean it on a schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong is a glass water pipe modelled as a dinosaur skull, 4.5 inches tall, 5.25 inches long and 3.2 inches wide, in frosted glass with clear accents. It has a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a diffused downstem, and ships with a clear bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong – 4.5\" Frosted Glass Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNearly every bong is taller than it is wide, because a vertical column is the simplest way to get distance between the bowl and your mouth. That is also why a bong on a shelf reads instantly as a bong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one lies down. Hemper publish it at \u003cstrong\u003e4.5 inches tall and 5.25 inches long\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the long axis is horizontal — a skull resting on its jaw rather than a tube standing on a base. Two things follow. It is harder to knock over, because the mass sits low and spread across 3.2 inches of width. And on a shelf it reads as an object first. Underneath the shape it is documented like proper glass: a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e, and a \u003cstrong\u003eclear bowl in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong is 4.5\" tall and 5.25\" long, with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and a bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a low-profile piece that is steady on a crowded table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want it to arrive usable — the clear bowl is included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the specifications before committing. Six are published, including the joint angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who already owns 14mm bowls and wants to swap in a different style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-skull-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall bong with a long column. At 4.5 inches upright, this is the opposite of that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to watch residue build through the glass. The body is frosted.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is sculpted glass with clear accents standing proud of the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want a low, stable piece with documented specs, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting height.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShort column, short cooling distance.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 4.5 inches upright there is less vertical run between the bowl and the mouthpiece than on a conventional bong. The diffused downstem does the work instead. Pace it accordingly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give six other specifications and no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator is not named beyond \"diffused downstem\".\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper never describe it as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender is unpublished.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a clear bowl, but never say male or female, and they do not publish the included bowl's size either. Check before buying a spare slide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe frosted body hides the interior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean it on a fixed schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are a short cooling column, no published thickness, an unnamed percolator style, and an unpublished joint gender.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLonger than it is tall —\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.25 inches of length against 4.5 of height, on a 3.2-inch width. The mass sits low and spread, so it is steady on a crowded surface in a way an upright tube is not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e all three attributes matter. \u003cem\u003eRecessed\u003c\/em\u003e means the joint sits inset and is protected from side knocks. \u003cem\u003e14mm\u003c\/em\u003e is the common fitment, so replacement bowls are easy. \u003cem\u003e45 degrees\u003c\/em\u003e is the angle that suits a low piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e published by Hemper as a spec line and again in the description. Most of this drop publishes no bowl at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line, which matters more on a short piece where there is less column to cool it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted glass skull with clear accents —\u003c\/strong\u003e a fossil palette rather than a cartoon one, and the clear sections give partial visibility into the piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear logo details —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's branding worked into the clear glass rather than printed on the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSix published specifications —\u003c\/strong\u003e three dimensions, joint angle, joint size, downstem type and included bowl. Unusual documentation for themed glass at this price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A low horizontal stance, a recessed 45-degree 14mm joint, a diffused downstem and a bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.25 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.2 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem — no percolator style named\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear bowl — size not published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFrosted glass skull with clear accents, clear logo details\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as frosted glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.6 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 inches tall, 5.25 long, 3.2 wide, with a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and a clear bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded clear bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, and standard 14mm bowls if you want to swap it — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Hemper make no Peak top in this theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint and include a clear bowl, but never state the joint's gender or the included bowl's size. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bowl is included; the joint gender and bowl size are unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a low piece the margin between too little and too much is narrow — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — the frosted body changes the routine:\u003c\/strong\u003e you cannot see residue through frosted glass, so clean on a schedule rather than waiting for a visual cue. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. A sculpted skull has more internal corners than a straight tube, so give it longer than a plain piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. On a low piece the margin is small — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the smoke feels hot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: there is only 4.5 inches of vertical run here. Take smaller pulls and let it clear between them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the frosted body hides the interior. Set a fixed interval instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill sparingly, take smaller pulls on a short column, and clean on a schedule because the body hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJurassic Spark Skull\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm, fixed downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese four $59.99 bongs run from 4.5 to 6 inches, and this is the shortest — which is the honest way to say it is also the one that lies down rather than standing up. Two of the four include a bowl, and this is one of them. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if you want the same joint and a taller chamber; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a published glass thickness. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-jurassic-spark-skull-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Jurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eJurassic Spark Skull Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is the dry, pocket-sized version — and on that one Hemper describe the airway running from the crown through to the nose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The shortest of the four $59.99 Hemper bongs, and one of only two that includes a bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n4.5 inches tall, 5.25 inches long and 3.2 inches wide, all published by Hemper. The proportions are worth reading carefully: it is \u003cem\u003elonger than it is tall\u003c\/em\u003e, so this is a piece that lies on its jaw rather than standing on a base. That makes it steadier on a crowded surface than an upright tube of the same volume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper list a clear bowl as a specification and mention it again in the description. They do not publish the bowl's size, though the joint is a 14mm, so ask us if you want that confirmed before ordering a spare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat joint does it use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 45-degree recessed 14mm joint. Recessed means it sits inset into the body and is protected from side knocks; 14mm is the common fitment so spares are easy to source. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the joint is male or female\u003c\/strong\u003e, so check before ordering a different slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper publish \"diffused downstem\" and nothing more specific. They never describe it as a showerhead, tree, honeycomb or matrix, and we are not going to assign it one. They also do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a short bong hit harsher?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThere is less vertical distance between the bowl and the mouthpiece than on a conventional tube, so the diffused downstem and the water are doing proportionally more of the cooling. In practice that means smaller pulls, letting it clear between them, and keeping the water fresh. It is a trade you make for the low, stable profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as frosted glass with clear accents and publish no thickness figure and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you know when it needs cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYou will not see it. The body is frosted, so residue is not visible from outside the way it is on a clear piece. Clean it on a fixed schedule instead — coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capped and agitated, then a thorough warm-water rinse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 4.5\" tall by 5.25\" long, a 45-degree recessed 14mm joint, a clear bowl included, and a frosted body that hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the frosted body hides residue, cleaning on a schedule matters more here than on clear glass, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e make the between-soak work quick. Once the joint gender is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with this bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Jurassic Spark Dinosaur Skull Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218036267,"sku":"HEMPER-JURASSIC-SPARK-DINOSAUR-SKULL-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-jurassic-spark-dinosaur-skull-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883873"},{"product_id":"hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong","title":"Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong – 7\" Clear Glass Maneki-Neko","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Lucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 7-inch clear glass water pipe shaped as a beckoning maneki-neko, with cat face decals and the cat's raised paw carrying the 14mm joint. Hemper build it on \u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass with a 4-inch diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e and include a \u003cstrong\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e in the box. The percolator is Hemper's own \"big money bag perc\". Angies Boutique lists it at $119.99 against Hemper's $149.99 — a genuine markdown, not a display trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 7-inch clear glass beckoning-cat bong with a 4-inch diameter and 5mm walls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"XL\" here means volume, not height.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 7 inches this is the shortest XL in the Hemper range, and at 4 inches across it is nearly as wide as it is tall. The chamber is the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA bowl is included:\u003c\/strong\u003e the Gold Brick Bowl, published by Hemper in both the spec sheet and the description. Most pieces in this drop do not state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe joint is in the paw\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's phrasing. 14mm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e — one of the thicker pieces Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal discount:\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Lucky Cat XL if you want chamber volume rather than height. This is the counterintuitive piece in Hemper's XL line: 7 inches tall makes it the shortest of them, and at 4 inches across it is nearly as wide as it is tall, on 5mm glass. That combination — short, wide, thick — is a stable piece that holds more water than its height suggests. The included Gold Brick Bowl matters too, because most of this drop does not publish a bowl at all. Buy the 70's or High Jinx XL instead if what you actually want is a tall bong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong is a 7-inch tall, 4-inch diameter clear glass water pipe shaped as a beckoning maneki-neko, built on 5mm glass. The cat's raised paw carries a 14mm joint, the body is adorned with cat face decals, and Hemper include a Gold Brick Bowl. The percolator is Hemper's \"big money bag perc\". Dry flower only. $119.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles, against Hemper's $149.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Lucky Cat XL Bong – 7\" Clear Glass Maneki-Neko Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost \"XL\" glass is simply taller. That is the easy way to add volume and it is what the rest of Hemper's XL line does — the High Jinx XL reaches 11 inches, the 70's XL 10.5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Lucky Cat goes the other direction. Hemper publish it at \u003cstrong\u003e7 inches tall and 4 inches in diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e, which makes it the shortest XL they sell and one of the stoutest in proportion. The volume is in the belly of the cat rather than in a long neck, and at 5mm the glass is on the thicker end of what Hemper publish. A short, wide, heavy piece is a stable piece — it does not tip when you reach for it, which is not something an 11-inch tube can claim. The maneki-neko form does the structural work: the raised paw is where the 14mm joint sits. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong is 7 inches tall and 4 inches wide on 5mm glass, with the 14mm joint set into the cat's raised paw.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants chamber volume without a tall silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want a piece that arrives ready to use — the Gold Brick Bowl is included, which most of this drop cannot claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who value thicker glass. 5mm is at the heavier end of what Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of maneki-neko and good-fortune iconography, and gift buyers who want something with meaning behind the shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone pairing it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e to run the theme across flower and concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall bong. At 7 inches this is the shortest XL Hemper make — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e is 11 inches at the same price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTight shelves. Four inches across is wide, and the shipped weight is 41 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking the whole piece — the cat face decals sit on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want volume and stability over height, and it does not suit anyone shopping for a tall piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is the shortest XL in the range.\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 inches against the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL's\u003c\/a\u003e 11 and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003e70's Lamp XL's\u003c\/a\u003e 10.5, all at $119.99. If height is what you are paying for, this is the wrong one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat face decals sit on the exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe \"cat face decals on clear glass\". Decals are surface-applied, so clean the interior and wipe the outside rather than soaking the whole piece in alcohol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e They publish a percolator and a joint and stop there, so we are not going to guess.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator has no standard name.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper call it a \"big money bag perc\", which is a theme description rather than a recognised perc category. We cannot tell you whether it behaves like a showerhead, a tree or an inline, because Hemper do not say.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is wide and heavy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 inches across and 41 ounces shipped. This is a piece you site somewhere and leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber is built for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are height, exterior decals, an unnamed percolator design, and real width and weight.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-inch diameter on a 7-inch body —\u003c\/strong\u003e volume without a tall silhouette, and a low centre of gravity that does not tip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e among the thicker figures Hemper publish, and the reason the shipped weight reaches 41 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGold Brick Bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper list it in the spec block and again in the description. Most of this drop publishes no bowl at all, so this piece arrives ready to use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm joint set into the raised paw —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own phrasing, \"14mm joint in paw\". The maneki-neko gesture is doing structural work rather than decorating a standard tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear glass body —\u003c\/strong\u003e you can see the water line and watch residue build, so cleaning is judged rather than scheduled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat face decals —\u003c\/strong\u003e the detail that makes the beckoning-cat form read at a glance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA genuine markdown —\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99. Several pieces in this range display a struck-through price identical to the selling price; this one has a real difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 4-inch chamber on 5mm glass, a 14mm joint in the paw, and a Gold Brick Bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolator\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBig money bag perc — Hemper's own naming; no standard perc category stated\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm, set into the raised paw\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear glass beckoning-cat form with cat face decals\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as clear glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99 — against Hemper's $149.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 inches tall, 4 inches across, 5mm glass, 14mm joint in the paw, Gold Brick Bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe included \u003cstrong\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, and standard 14mm bowls if you want to swap it — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber is tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this theme built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e flower and a lighter. The bowl is in the box, which is not true of most pieces in this drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Gold Brick Bowl is included and any 14mm bowl will swap in.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the percolator sits just under the surface. A 4-inch chamber holds more than its height suggests, so add gradually.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the Gold Brick Bowl in the paw joint and pack it loosely so air still moves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering it so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — mind the decals:\u003c\/strong\u003e the cat face decals sit on the outside of the glass, so keep alcohol on the inside. Add coarse salt and isopropyl to the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. The clear body works in your favour here — you can see exactly how much residue is left. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the percolator is partly blocked. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the Gold Brick Bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: a decal is lifting.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before assuming it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill above the perc, empty after every session, and keep the alcohol off the decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper XL bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLucky Cat XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll four cost $119.99, and the spread runs from 7 inches to 11. This is the shortest and, where Hemper publish a diameter, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e is actually the wider piece at 4.5 inches. What the Lucky Cat has over all of them is the height-to-width ratio — it is the only one where the chamber is nearly as wide as the piece is tall, which is what makes it stable rather than tippy. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 puts the maneki-neko on a Puffco Peak for concentrates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The shortest of the four $119.99 XLs, and the one built wide rather than tall.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n7 inches tall and 4 inches in diameter, on 5mm glass, both published by Hemper. It is worth being clear that this is the shortest XL Hemper make — the High Jinx Cartoon XL is 11 inches and the 70's Lamp XL is 10.5, both at the same $119.99. The Lucky Cat puts its volume in width rather than height.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper include the \u003cstrong\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e and list it both in the spec block and in the product description. That is worth noting because most pieces in this Hemper drop publish no bowl at all. The joint is 14mm, so any standard 14mm bowl will swap in if you want a different one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the joint?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIn the cat's raised paw. Hemper's spec sheet says \"14mm joint in paw\", which means the beckoning gesture is structural rather than decorative — the raised arm is the bowl intake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper call it a \"big money bag perc\". That is their own thematic naming rather than a standard percolator category, so we cannot honestly tell you whether it behaves like a showerhead, an inline or a tree. What is published is that it has one, and that the piece is built on 5mm glass with a 4-inch chamber.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside and wipe the outside. Hemper describe cat face decals applied on clear glass, and decals sit on the surface. Run coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol through the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse with warm water. The clear body means you can see when it is actually clean rather than guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as clear glass and publish no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the discount real?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper's own listing shows $119.99 against a compare-at of $149.99, and Angies matches the $119.99. That is worth saying because several pieces in this range display a struck-through price identical to the selling price, which is not a discount at all. This one has a genuine difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 inches tall and 4 wide, a Gold Brick Bowl in the box, and the 14mm joint set into the cat's raised paw.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gold Brick Bowl is included, so nothing is required to start — but a spare 14mm bowl is worth having, and our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range covers it. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a percolated piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the decals sit on the outside, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are useful for interior clean-ups that keep alcohol away from the artwork. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A spare 14mm bowl, a grinder and cleaning swabs are the sensible pairings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at a genuine markdown, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218069035,"sku":"HEMPER-LUCKY-CAT-XL-BONG","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883873"},{"product_id":"hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top","title":"Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top – Glass for Puffco Peak","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass attachment that replaces the stock glass on a Puffco Peak, carrying Hemper's retro arcade design. It fits \u003cstrong\u003eevery Puffco Peak generation\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper state their Peak tops are universally compatible across all Peak models, and we have confirmed the fitment on the physical piece. It is glass only: no device, battery, chamber or carb cap. It does not fit the Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot. Angies Boutique lists it at $79.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak, in Hemper's Totally Rad Arcade design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak. All Peak generations use the same glass fitment — no adapter, no model lookup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot. Those use entirely different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no dimensions for this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e No height, no percolator type, no material grade. We are not going to invent them — see the specs table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 9.4 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper's own figure, and the only measurement they give.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $79.99, the same as Hemper's own listing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top if you already own a Puffco Peak and want the arcade design on it. Be clear about what this listing is and is not: Hemper have published a product description for this piece and no specifications at all, so the honest pitch is the design, the confirmed fitment, and the practical case for owning a second top. Anyone who wants a published percolator spec before spending $79.99 should look at the Chinese Takeout Peak Top instead, where Hemper give a full spec sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top is a glass attachment for the Puffco Peak carrying Hemper's retro arcade design. It fits the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak as a direct swap with no adapter, and does not fit the Proxy or Pivot. It is glass only — no device included. Hemper publish no dimensions or percolator specification for this piece. $79.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top – Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe question that stops most aftermarket Peak glass purchases is whether the thing will actually fit. Puffco have revised the Peak three times, and plenty of listings are vague about which models they work with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat part is settled here. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper state that their Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e, and we have confirmed the same thing on the piece in our shop: every Peak generation uses the same glass fitment, old and new. There is no adapter to buy and no model number to check. What we will not do is fill in the rest — Hemper publish no height, no percolator type and no material grade for this particular top, and the specs table below says so rather than borrowing numbers from a different product. Browse the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Shop Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak glass attachments\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top fits every Puffco Peak generation as a direct swap, and Hemper publish no dimensional specifications for it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak owners who want the rig to look like theirs rather than stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro gaming fans, and anyone building the arcade theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwners who want a second top so the rig keeps working while the other one soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who is buying on the design and does not need a published spec sheet to decide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who does not own a Puffco Peak. This is glass only — no base, battery, chamber or carb cap, and it does nothing on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot owners. Different device, different glass, no adapter path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want the percolator design and height stated before they commit. Hemper publish neither for this piece — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone expecting a performance upgrade over the stock Peak glass. Hemper make no such claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits Peak owners buying on design, and it does not suit Proxy owners or anyone who needs published specifications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Puffco Peak already.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the most common mistake with Peak tops. It is a replacement glass attachment, not a device. Without a Peak underneath it there is nothing to attach it to. Anyone who wants the arcade design without owning a Peak should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $59.99, which needs no device at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no specifications for this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e No height, no width, no percolator type, no material grade. Their listing is a product description and nothing else. Every other Peak top we stock has at least one published figure; this one has none beyond a shipped weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo performance claim.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe \"smooth, enjoyable performance\" and stop there. They do not claim it beats the stock Peak glass, and neither do we. Treat the change as cosmetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt does not fit the Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Those are different devices with different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass in a decorative shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e Store it where it will not get knocked, and let the device cool before swapping tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are that it needs a Peak, Hemper publish no specifications for it, and it is not sold as a performance gain.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Peak fitment —\u003c\/strong\u003e the most valuable thing on this listing. Hemper state their Peak tops are compatible with all Puffco Peak models, and we have confirmed it on the physical piece. Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak all use the same glass fitment, so there is no adapter and no model lookup before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirect swap —\u003c\/strong\u003e the stock attachment lifts straight off and this one seats in its place. Nothing threads, nothing needs tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotally Rad Arcade design —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's retro gaming theme, matching the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/a\u003e so the two work as a set.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top keeps the rig running —\u003c\/strong\u003e owning two attachments means the Peak never sits idle while one is soaking. That is a practical reason to buy even for someone happy with their current glass, and it is the argument most Peak glass listings miss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 9.4 oz —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own figure and the only measurement they publish for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverything above and below it stays as it was —\u003c\/strong\u003e this changes the glass only, so your existing carb cap and atomizer carry on unchanged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Confirmed fitment across every Peak generation, a direct swap with no adapter, and a design that matches the arcade bong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment for Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTotally Rad Arcade\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations share the same glass fitment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core, Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.4 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass attachment. No device, battery, chamber or carb cap.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConcentrates, via a Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment and weight are the only figures Hemper publish for this piece; height, percolation and material grade are not stated.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak — the original model.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak Pro, including the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/puffco-peak-pro-vaporizer\" title=\"Shop the Puffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig Vaporizer at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco New Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard Peak carb caps and atomizers — this changes the glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, at the level you normally run in the stock attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy and Proxy Core.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower — this is a concentrate attachment on a concentrate device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a Puffco Peak of any generation. Nothing else, and no adapter purchase. If you are unsure which Peak you own, the fitment is the same either way — our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/difference-between-puffco-peak-and-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our comparison of the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edifference between the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers what else changes between them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It fits every Puffco Peak generation with no adapter and fits no other device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting and running it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock attachment straight off. Nothing unscrews and nothing is threaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top with water to the same level you run in the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat it on the device and press down until it is flush. It is a friction fit — no adapter, no tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRun the device exactly as you did before. Nothing about the workflow changes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e pour the water out after every session. Clean the interior with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, working it through the chamber, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Hemper publish no construction detail for the exterior of this piece, so treat the outside as printed until proven otherwise — wipe it with a damp cloth rather than soaking the whole attachment. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/deep-cleaning-the-puffco-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our deep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edeep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers the rest of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the attachment sits loose.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: check the seat is clear of residue and press it down flush. All Peak generations share this fitment, so a poor seat is debris rather than a mismatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls toward the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Empty some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you are unsure how much water to use.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: match the level you ran in the stock glass. Hemper publish no fill line for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water in an attachment dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the exterior finish is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seat it flush, match your usual water level, and keep alcohol on the inside.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished perc spec\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome perc, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper top on this shelf costs $79.99 and fits the same devices, so the choice between them comes down to which one you want to look at. Where they differ on paper is how much Hemper chose to publish: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet including its percolator design, and this one has none. That is a reason to pick the Chinese Takeout if specifications matter to you, and no reason at all to avoid this one if the arcade design is what you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $59.99 is the flower piece and needs no device at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All four Hemper tops cost the same and fit the same rigs; this one is bought on design rather than on published specifications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top fit my Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, whichever Peak you own. Hemper state that their Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models, and we have confirmed the same on the physical piece — the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak all use the same glass fitment. There is no adapter to buy and no model number to check. It does not fit the Puffco Proxy, the Proxy Core or the Pivot, which use entirely different glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish a height for this piece, so we are not going to state one. Their listing carries a product description and no specification block at all. If a stated height matters to your decision, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is published at 5.3 inches and the Gummy Bear at 5.4, both at the same $79.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not say. They describe \"smooth, enjoyable performance\" without specifying a percolator design, and we are not going to fill that in from another product. The Chinese Takeout Peak Top is the one in this range where Hemper publish the perc — a dome percolator with five slits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs a Puffco Peak included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a glass attachment only. There is no base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box, and it does nothing on its own. It is bought as a replacement or a second attachment for a Peak you already own. Anyone who wants the arcade design without owning a Peak should buy the Totally Rad Arcade Bong at $59.99 instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy buy a second Peak top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause glass that is soaking is glass you cannot use. Owning two attachments means the rig stays in service while one is being cleaned, and cleaning stops being the thing that ends a session. It is the practical argument for a second top even when there is nothing wrong with the first one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nEmpty the water after each session and clean the interior with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, then rinse well with warm water. Hemper publish no construction detail for the exterior of this piece, so treat the outside as printed and wipe it with a damp cloth rather than soaking the whole attachment. That approach is correct whether the finish is applied or fired in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it an upgrade over the stock Puffco glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper make no such claim and neither do we. Without a published percolator specification there is nothing to compare against the stock attachment. Buy it because you want the arcade design on your rig, and expect the filtration you already had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment across every Peak generation is confirmed; height, percolation and material are not published by Hemper.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Peak attachment holds residue in places a cloth will not reach, and swapping tops regularly is easier when cleaning is quick. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle interior clean-ups between full cleans without putting the exterior finish near alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone building the arcade theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/a\u003e for flower, and if you are still deciding whether aftermarket Peak glass is worth it at all, our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Read our review of the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e works through the question. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dabbing\" title=\"Shop dab rigs, e-rigs and concentrate accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003edabbing\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cleaning swabs and the matching arcade bong are the sensible pairings with this Peak top.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $79.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218101803,"sku":"HEMPER-TOTALLY-RAD-ARCADE-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883947"},{"product_id":"hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top","title":"Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top – 5.3\" Glass for Puffco Peak","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 5.3-inch borosilicate glass attachment for the Puffco Peak, shaped like a folded paper takeout box. Frosted glass body, classic red takeout decals, and a pair of amber glass chopsticks rising out of the top as the mouthpiece. Inside it carries a \u003cstrong\u003edome percolator with five slits\u003c\/strong\u003e — a published filtration spec, which most novelty Peak glass does not give you. It drops straight onto the device with no adapter and fits every Puffco Peak generation. Angies Boutique lists it at $79.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.3-inch borosilicate glass top for the Puffco Peak, shaped like a Chinese takeout box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose it:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish the internals — a five-slit dome percolator — so you are not guessing what you get for $79.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits the Puffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak. All Peak generations use the same glass fitment, so there is no model lookup and no adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe mouthpiece:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amber glass chopsticks. It is the detail people notice first.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot. Those use entirely different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No device, no battery, no chamber, no carb cap in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $79.99 — the same figure Hemper charge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top if you already own a Puffco Peak and want the rig to look like something other than a Puffco Peak. The reason to pick this one over the rest of the novelty shelf is that Hemper state what is inside it — a five-slit dome perc, 5.3 inches, borosilicate — instead of selling the shape alone. Hemper make no claim that it outperforms the stock glass, and neither do we. It is a water-filtered attachment that swaps in cleanly and changes how the device looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is a 5.3-inch borosilicate glass attachment for the Puffco Peak, built as a frosted takeout box with red decals and an amber glass chopstick mouthpiece. It holds water and carries a dome percolator with five slits. It fits every Puffco Peak model as a direct swap, and it does not fit the Proxy or Pivot. Glass only, $79.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top – 5.3\" Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAftermarket Peak glass is a category built almost entirely on appearance. Most listings show you the shape, quote a price, and stop — no height, no percolator type, no statement about which devices it fits. That silence is the reason people hesitate before spending $79.99 on one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis piece is the exception on both counts. Hemper publish the full spec: 5.3 inches tall, frosted glass takeout-box body, a \u003cstrong\u003edome percolator with five slits\u003c\/strong\u003e, an amber glass chopstick mouthpiece, and classic takeout decals on the outside. They also state plainly that their Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models. You know what you are buying before it arrives, which is not the norm here. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Shop Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak glass attachments\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is a 5.3-inch borosilicate Puffco Peak attachment with a published five-slit dome percolator.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak owners who want the rig to look like their own rather than stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a spec sheet before spending $79.99 on glass — height, percolator and fitment are all published for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwners who want a second top so the device keeps working while the other one soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of Hemper's Chinese Takeout family, alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e and the takeout-box bong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who like an amber chopstick mouthpiece as the thing guests ask about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who does not own a Puffco Peak. This is glass only — it has no base, battery, chamber or carb cap and does nothing on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot owners. Those devices use completely different glass and nothing here adapts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers expecting a performance upgrade over the stock Peak glass. Hemper make no such claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to watch residue build up through the glass. This body is frosted, so the interior is not visible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who soaks a whole piece in alcohol without thinking. The takeout artwork is applied to the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This Puffco Peak glass attachment suits Peak owners who want a published spec, and it does not suit Proxy owners or anyone without a Peak.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Puffco Peak already.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the single most common mistake with Peak tops. The Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is a replacement glass attachment, not a device. Without a Peak underneath it, there is nothing to attach it to. Anyone shopping the Chinese Takeout theme without a Peak should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe decals are on the exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper list \"classic takeout decals\" as a design feature, which means the artwork sits on the outside surface rather than in the glass. Clean the interior and wipe the outside — do not submerge the whole piece in isopropyl for a long soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not a performance upgrade.\u003c\/strong\u003e The five-slit dome perc is a real filtration component, and Hemper stop short of claiming it beats the stock Peak glass. Treat the change as cosmetic and keep the filtration you already had.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted glass hides the interior.\u003c\/strong\u003e A clear attachment shows you when it needs attention. This one does not, so clean it on a schedule rather than on sight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is not the tallest top on this shelf.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e measures 5.4 inches against this one's 5.3.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass in a decorative shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e Chopstick mouthpieces are thinner than a plain neck. Store it where it will not get knocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are that it needs a Peak, carries exterior decals, hides its own interior, and is not sold as a performance gain.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDome percolator, five slits —\u003c\/strong\u003e the specification that separates this from novelty glass sold on looks alone. It is water filtration with a stated design, not an unspecified chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Peak fitment —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state their Peak tops are compatible with all Puffco Peak models. Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak all use the same glass fitment, so there is no adapter and no model lookup before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber glass chopstick mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e the signature of the Chinese Takeout line and the detail that carries the joke without compromising the airway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrosted takeout-box body —\u003c\/strong\u003e a folded-carton silhouette in frosted glass, legible as a takeout box from across a room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic takeout decals —\u003c\/strong\u003e the red pagoda artwork applied to the exterior, matching the rest of Hemper's Chinese Takeout run.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e the same material class as the stock attachment, so heat handling is unchanged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.3 inches tall —\u003c\/strong\u003e published, which most competing listings do not do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top keeps the rig running —\u003c\/strong\u003e owning two attachments means the Peak never sits idle while one is soaking. That is a practical reason to buy even for someone happy with their current glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A five-slit dome perc, universal Peak fitment and an amber chopstick mouthpiece define this Hemper attachment.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment for Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome percolator, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFrosted glass Chinese takeout box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass chopsticks\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClassic takeout decals, applied to the exterior\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations share the same glass fitment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core, Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass attachment. No device, battery, chamber or carb cap.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is 5.3 inches of borosilicate glass with a five-slit dome perc, and it fits every Puffco Peak.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak — the original model.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak Pro, including the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/puffco-peak-pro-vaporizer\" title=\"Shop the Puffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig Vaporizer at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco New Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard Peak carb caps and atomizers — this attachment changes the glass only, so everything above and below it stays as it was.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, at the level you normally run in the stock attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy and Proxy Core — different device, different glass, no adapter path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower. This is a concentrate attachment on a concentrate device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a Puffco Peak of any generation. Nothing else, and no adapter purchase. If you are unsure which Peak you own, the fitment is the same either way — but our guide on the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/difference-between-puffco-peak-and-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our comparison of the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edifference between the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers what else changes between them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This attachment fits every Puffco Peak generation with no adapter and fits no other device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting and running it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock attachment straight off. Nothing unscrews and nothing is threaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top with water to the same level you run in the stock glass. The five-slit dome perc needs to sit under water to do anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat it on the device and press down until it is flush. It is a friction fit — no adapter, no tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDraw from the amber chopstick mouthpiece and run the device exactly as you did before.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — read this part:\u003c\/strong\u003e the takeout artwork is applied to the outside of the glass, so a full alcohol soak is the wrong approach. Pour the water out after every session. Clean the \u003cem\u003einterior\u003c\/em\u003e with isopropyl and coarse salt, working it through the chamber and perc, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/deep-cleaning-the-puffco-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our deep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edeep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers the rest of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the attachment sits loose.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: check the seat is clear of residue and press it down flush. All Peak generations share this fitment, so a poor seat is debris rather than a mismatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up toward the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: you have overfilled it. Empty and refill to just above the perc slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the artwork is lifting at the edges.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the frosted body hides the interior. Clean it on a fixed schedule rather than waiting to see buildup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water in a perc chamber dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill above the perc slits, seat it flush, and clean the inside only — the decals are on the outside.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished perc spec\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome perc, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/ryan-fitt-recycler-glass-puffco-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Ryan Fitt Recycler Glass Puffco Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRyan Fitt Recycler Glass\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArtist glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecycler\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$199.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper top on this shelf costs $79.99 and fits the same devices, so the choice between them comes down to which object you want on your rig. The one argument for this one on paper is that Hemper published the internals — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e is the taller piece at 5.4 inches, and neither it nor the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eUFO Vortex\u003c\/a\u003e states a percolator design. Above this tier, artist glass such as the Ryan Fitt recycler starts at $199.99 and runs into four figures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWithin the Chinese Takeout family:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is the concentrate piece. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 is the dry flower piece and needs no device at all, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/a\u003e covers flower with water at $59.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All three Hemper tops cost the same and fit the same rigs; this is the one with a published percolator spec, and the Gummy Bear is the taller piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top fit my Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, whichever Peak you own. Hemper state that their Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models, and every Peak generation — the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak — uses the same glass fitment. There is no adapter to buy and no model number to check before ordering. It does not fit the Puffco Proxy, the Proxy Core or the Pivot, which use entirely different glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.3 inches. That is a published Hemper specification rather than an estimate, which is worth noting because most aftermarket Peak glass ships without a stated height. For comparison, the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top is 5.4 inches, so this sits marginally shorter than the tallest piece on our shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — a dome percolator with five slits. This is one of the few novelty Peak attachments where the manufacturer publishes the perc design instead of leaving it unstated. The perc needs to be submerged to work, so fill the chamber to just above the slits. Hemper do not claim it outperforms the stock Puffco glass, and we are not going to claim it either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs a Puffco Peak included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is a glass attachment only. There is no base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box, and it does nothing on its own. It is bought as a replacement or a second attachment for a Peak you already own. Anyone who wants the Chinese Takeout theme without owning a Peak should buy the Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe or the Chinese Takeout Bong instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside, wipe the outside. Hemper list classic takeout decals as a design feature, which means the artwork is applied to the exterior surface rather than fired into the glass. Run isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt through the interior chamber and perc, rinse with warm water, and clean the outside with a damp cloth. A long full-piece soak in alcohol lifts exterior decals on any glass built this way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy buy a second Peak top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause glass that is soaking is glass you cannot use. Owning two attachments means the rig stays in service while one is being cleaned, and cleaning stops being the thing that ends a session. It is the practical argument for a second top even when there is nothing wrong with the first one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat else is in the Chinese Takeout collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper built the theme across formats. The Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe is a 3-inch dry glass pipe at $29.99, the Chinese Takeout Bong is a takeout-box water pipe at $59.99 with an XL version at $119.99, and this Peak top covers concentrates. All three are stocked at Angies Boutique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The questions that matter here are fitment across Peak generations, the five-slit dome perc, and cleaning around exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perc chamber holds residue in places a cloth will not reach, and this body is frosted so buildup is invisible until it affects flavour. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle interior clean-ups between full cleans without putting the exterior artwork near alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone building the Chinese Takeout theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-fortune-cookie-hand-pipe\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Fortune Cookie Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eFortune Cookie Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e for dry flower, and if you are still deciding whether aftermarket Peak glass is worth it at all, our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Read our review of the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e works through the question. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dabbing\" title=\"Shop dab rigs, e-rigs and concentrate accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003edabbing\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cleaning swabs and the rest of the Chinese Takeout family are the sensible pairings with this Peak top.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper borosilicate glass from the Chinese Takeout collection, priced at $79.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218200107,"sku":"HEMPER-CHINESE-TAKEOUT-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883910"},{"product_id":"hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong","title":"Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong – 5.4\" Glass Arcade Cabinet","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 5.4-inch glass water pipe built as a standing arcade cabinet — a transparent black body with a red joystick, an arcade screen decal on the front and game artwork wrapped around the back and sides. Inside it runs a diffused downstem percolator, and the joint is a \u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female\u003c\/strong\u003e fitting. At 2.1 inches wide it takes up almost no desk space. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.4\" glass bong shaped like a retro arcade cabinet, 2.1\" wide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe joint is the detail to note:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 45-degree recessed 14mm \u003cem\u003efemale\u003c\/em\u003e joint, so it takes standard 14mm male bowls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFiltration:\u003c\/strong\u003e diffused downstem percolator.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe artwork is decals:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish three of them — a wrap around the back and sides, a screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. That governs how you clean it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFootprint:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.1 inches wide is genuinely small. This fits on a shelf where a beaker does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $59.99, matching Hemper's own figure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Totally Rad Arcade Bong if you want a themed piece that stays out on a shelf rather than living in a drawer. The arcade-cabinet shape is doing something most novelty glass does not: a cabinet is naturally tall and narrow, so the silhouette that sells the joke is also the silhouette that takes up the least room. The 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint means standard bowls fit and the joint is protected from side knocks. It is a small bong, and Hemper describe it as glass without specifying a thickness, so treat it as a shelf piece rather than a hard-wearing daily driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong is a 5.4-inch tall, 2.1-inch wide glass water pipe styled as a retro arcade cabinet. The body is transparent black with a red joystick, and Hemper apply three decals: an arcade wrap around the back and sides, a game screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. It uses a diffused downstem percolator and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong – 5.4\" Glass Arcade Cabinet Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThemed glass usually pays for its shape in desk space. A cat, a dog, a takeout box — all of them are wider than they are useful, because the recognisable silhouette is a horizontal one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn arcade cabinet is the exception. It is tall and narrow by definition, so the shape that makes this piece funny is also the shape that makes it fit. Hemper publish it at \u003cstrong\u003e5.4 inches tall and 2.1 inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a smaller footprint than most 5-inch bongs manage. The body is transparent black with a red joystick moulded in, the front carries an arcade screen decal, and game artwork wraps around the back and sides. Underneath the theme it is a working piece: a diffused downstem percolator and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong is a 5.4\" × 2.1\" glass arcade cabinet with a diffused downstem perc and a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone short on shelf space. 2.1 inches wide is the real argument for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who already own 14mm male bowls — the female joint takes them directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro gaming fans, and gift buyers who want something that reads instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a themed bong that still runs a diffused downstem perc rather than an open tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors building the arcade theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone wanting a large chamber. At 5.4 inches this is a small bong and the water volume matches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a stated glass thickness — Hemper publish none for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking the whole piece in alcohol. Three separate decals sit on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is small, but it is still glass with a joystick sticking out of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits shelf-limited flower users who own 14mm bowls, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting a big chamber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree decals on the exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish them individually — an arcade game decal wrapping the back and sides, an arcade screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece. Decals sit on the surface, so clean the interior and wipe the outside. A long soak in isopropyl lifts them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not publish a bowl with this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The spec sheet lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" block — the description mentions bowl \u003cem\u003eplacement\u003c\/em\u003e, which is about geometry rather than an accessory in the box. The joint is a standard 14mm female, so any 14mm male bowl fits. \u003cstrong\u003eAsk us before ordering if what is in the box matters\u003c\/strong\u003e and we will open one and check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe it as glass and give no millimetre figure, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is fixed or removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e They publish \"diffused downstem percolator\" and stop there. We are not going to guess — assume you cannot pull it out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a small bong.\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.4 inches tall with a 2.1-inch footprint means a small water chamber. That is the trade for the shelf space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The 14mm joint would physically take a banger, but the chamber and diffusion are built for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are three exterior decals, no published bowl or glass thickness, and a small chamber.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e the most useful spec on the piece. \u003cem\u003eRecessed\u003c\/em\u003e means the joint sits inset into the body, protecting it from side knocks. \u003cem\u003eFemale\u003c\/em\u003e means standard 14mm male bowls drop straight in. \u003cem\u003e45 degrees\u003c\/em\u003e is the angle that keeps a small bong stable while you light it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem percolator —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as one column, which is what makes a chamber this small still worth filling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e2.1 inches wide —\u003c\/strong\u003e the number that matters for anyone with a crowded shelf. The arcade-cabinet silhouette is narrow by nature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransparent black body —\u003c\/strong\u003e dark enough to read as an arcade cabinet, transparent enough that you can still see the water line and judge when it needs cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoulded red joystick —\u003c\/strong\u003e a physical detail rather than a printed one, so it survives handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArcade screen decal —\u003c\/strong\u003e the front graphic that completes the cabinet illusion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper game decal under the mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e a small branded detail Hemper call out separately in the spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 14 oz —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own figure. Light enough to move around a room without ceremony.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, a diffused downstem perc, and a 2.1-inch footprint define this piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.1 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem percolator\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree recessed 14mm female\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTransparent black arcade game body with a red joystick\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecals\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArcade game wrap (back and sides), arcade screen decal, Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — matching Hemper's own figure\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.4 inches tall, 2.1 wide, diffused downstem perc, 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard 14mm male bowls.\u003c\/strong\u003e The joint is 14mm female, which is the common configuration, so bowls from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range fit directly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall glass screens, if you want to stop pull-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the version of this theme built for a Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a 14mm male bowl, flower and a lighter. Hemper do not publish whether a bowl ships with it, so ask us and we will confirm before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It takes standard 14mm male bowls in a recessed female joint, and nothing from the Puffco side fits.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. On a chamber this small that is a small amount — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat a 14mm male bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily, cornering the bowl so unlit flower is left for the next pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. On a small chamber, standing water affects flavour faster than on a large one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — three decals to work around:\u003c\/strong\u003e the arcade wrap, the screen decal and the Hemper decal under the mouthpiece all sit on the outside of the glass. Keep alcohol on the inside. Add coarse salt and isopropyl to the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. The transparent black body helps — you can see the water line and judge residue rather than guessing. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. On a 5.4-inch piece the margin between \"enough\" and \"too much\" is small — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: a decal is lifting at the edges.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour goes flat quickly.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. A small chamber turns over faster than a big one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill sparingly, empty after every session, and keep alcohol away from the three exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-sitting-balloon-dog-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Sitting Balloon Dog Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper High Jinx Cartoon Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.75\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree of these sit at $59.99 and cluster within an inch of each other in height, so the separator is footprint rather than size. Hemper publish a width for only two of them, and this is the narrower: \u003cstrong\u003e2.1 inches against the Chinese Takeout's 3\u003c\/strong\u003e. If shelf space is the constraint, that is the number to compare. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one to pick if you want a published glass thickness, which Hemper give for it and not for this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eTotally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 puts the arcade design on a Puffco Peak for concentrates. If you are weighing several pieces, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Against the other $59.99 Hemper bongs this is the narrowest at 2.1 inches, and the one without a published glass thickness.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.4 inches tall and 2.1 inches wide, both published by Hemper. The width is the more useful figure — an arcade cabinet is a naturally narrow shape, so this takes less shelf space than most bongs of a similar height. For comparison, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size bowl does it take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA standard 14mm male bowl. Hemper specify a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, which is the common configuration, so bowls are easy to source. Recessed means the joint sits inset into the body rather than protruding, which protects it from knocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish one. The spec sheet lists no bowl and there is no \"what's included\" section — the product description mentions bowl \u003cem\u003eplacement\u003c\/em\u003e, which describes where the joint sits rather than an accessory in the box. Ask us before ordering and we will open one and confirm. Any 14mm male bowl fits either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, a diffused downstem percolator. That breaks the smoke into smaller bubbles before it reaches the water line, which is what makes a chamber this small worth filling at all. Hemper do not state whether the downstem is removable, so we are not going to claim it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside and wipe the outside. Hemper publish three separate decals on this piece — an arcade wrap around the back and sides, a screen decal, and a Hemper game decal under the mouthpiece — and decals sit on the surface. Run coarse salt and isopropyl through the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, rinse with warm water. Use a damp cloth on the exterior only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe it as a glass bong and publish no thickness figure and no glass-type designation for this particular piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the small chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour. For the arcade design on a concentrate device, the Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top is replacement glass for a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 5.4\" × 2.1\", a 45-degree recessed 14mm female joint, a diffused downstem perc, and three exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper do not publish a bowl with this piece, and the joint is a standard 14mm female, so a male 14mm slide is the first thing worth adding — our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range covers it. On a small bowl with no screen, grind consistency decides whether material pulls through, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause three decals sit on the outside, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are useful for interior clean-ups that keep alcohol away from the artwork. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 14mm male bowl, a grinder and cleaning swabs are the sensible pairings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218232875,"sku":"HEMPER-TOTALLY-RAD-ARCADE-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-bong-angle.jpg?v=1787883873"},{"product_id":"hemper-wild-west-moonshine-bong","title":"Hemper Wild West Moonshine Bong – 5.7\" Amber Glass Jug","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Wild West Moonshine Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 5.7-inch glass water pipe shaped like a moonshine jug, in \u003cstrong\u003eamber glass with frosted accents\u003c\/strong\u003e. Two published details make it different from the rest of the shelf: it has a \u003cstrong\u003ebuilt-in handle\u003c\/strong\u003e and an \u003cstrong\u003eangled mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e, so there is somewhere deliberate to hold it and you do not have to lean over the top to use it. It runs a diffused downstem on a 45-degree 14mm joint, with a 14mm clear bowl listed. In stock at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5.7-inch glass moonshine-jug bong in amber glass with frosted accents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-in handle\u003c\/strong\u003e — a jug shape gives you a grip that is not the neck. Almost nothing else in this range has one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAngled mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e — you draw from the side rather than leaning over the top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree 14mm joint\u003c\/strong\u003e and a \u003cstrong\u003ediffused downstem\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e listed in the specs — though Hemper publish no \"what's included\" block, so confirm before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo diameter or glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Wild West Moonshine Bong for the ergonomics rather than the theme. Two things Hemper publish here are genuinely uncommon: a built-in handle, and a mouthpiece set at an angle. Between them they change how the piece is actually used — you hold it by the handle instead of gripping the neck, and you draw from the side instead of hunching over it. A jug is one of the few novelty shapes where the silhouette produces those features for free rather than fighting them. What Hemper do not publish is a diameter, a glass thickness or a material grade, so this is a piece bought on shape and ergonomics rather than on construction specs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Wild West Moonshine Bong is a 5.7-inch glass water pipe modelled on a moonshine jug, in amber glass with frosted accents. It has a built-in handle, an angled mouthpiece, a 45-degree 14mm joint, a diffused downstem and a 14mm clear bowl listed in the specs. Hemper publish no diameter, glass thickness or material grade. Dry flower only. In stock in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Wild West Moonshine Bong – 5.7\" Amber Glass Jug Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty bongs give you a shape and take away ergonomics. You end up holding a cat or a takeout box by whatever part is narrow enough to grip, which is usually the neck — the one place you would rather not put your fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA jug is the exception, because a jug already has a handle. Hemper publish both of the details that follow from that: a \u003cstrong\u003ebuilt-in handle\u003c\/strong\u003e, and an \u003cstrong\u003eangled mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e. The handle gives you a deliberate place to hold the piece. The angle means the mouthpiece comes to you rather than requiring you to lean over the top of the chamber. Neither is a common thing to find published on themed glass at this price. It stands 5.7 inches in \u003cstrong\u003eamber glass with frosted accents\u003c\/strong\u003e, on a 45-degree 14mm joint with a diffused downstem. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Wild West Moonshine Bong is a 5.7\" amber glass jug with a built-in handle and an angled mouthpiece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants somewhere sensible to hold a bong. The handle is the reason to pick this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who dislike leaning over a chamber — the mouthpiece is angled toward you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who already own 14mm bowls and want something that takes them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRustic and Western themes, and gift buyers who want a piece that reads instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a warm amber body rather than clear or bright colour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a published glass thickness or material grade — Hemper give neither.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a stated chamber diameter. Hemper publish a height and nothing about width.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is glass with a handle standing proud of the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want a handle and an angled mouthpiece, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone needing construction specs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo diameter and no glass thickness published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give a height, a joint, a percolator, a colour and a bowl, and stop. Several other pieces in this range publish a thickness; this one does not, so we are not going to state one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe \"durable amber glass\" and never use the word borosilicate for this product, so neither do we.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bowl is listed but not confirmed as included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's spec block lists a \"14mm clear bowl\", but there is no \"what's included\" section on their page — unlike several other pieces in this range where they spell the contents out. A spec line describes a component rather than promising a shipment. \u003cstrong\u003eAsk us before ordering\u003c\/strong\u003e and we will open one and confirm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender is unpublished.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state a 45-degree 14mm joint and never say male or female. Check before buying a spare slide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA handle is another thing to knock.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the best feature on the piece and also the part standing furthest from the body. Store it accordingly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are no published diameter, thickness or material grade, and a bowl that is listed rather than confirmed as included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-in handle —\u003c\/strong\u003e the standout. It gives you a deliberate grip that is not the neck, which matters more than it sounds on a piece you are holding while lighting something.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAngled mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e the mouthpiece comes toward you rather than pointing straight up, so you do not have to lean over the chamber to draw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-degree 14mm joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e 14mm is the common fitment so bowls are easy to source, and 45 degrees is the angle that suits a compact body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiffused downstem —\u003c\/strong\u003e breaks the smoke up before the water line rather than letting it through as a single column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmber glass with frosted accents —\u003c\/strong\u003e a warm, translucent body. Amber lets you see the water line and judge residue, which frosted-only pieces do not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5.7 inches —\u003c\/strong\u003e compact enough for a shelf, tall enough to give the diffusion some column to work with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm clear bowl listed —\u003c\/strong\u003e a matching component in the published specification.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A built-in handle, an angled mouthpiece, a 45-degree 14mm joint and a diffused downstem define this piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45-degree 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint gender\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl — listed in the specs; Hemper publish no contents list\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass with frosted accents\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBuilt in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAngled\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as durable amber glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.9 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.7 inches of amber glass with a built-in handle, an angled mouthpiece and a 45-degree 14mm joint.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard 14mm bowls — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the downstem slits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and diffusion are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18mm bowls, without an adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish a 45-degree 14mm joint but never state its gender, and they list a 14mm clear bowl without confirming it ships in the box. Ask us and we will check the piece in the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It takes standard 14mm bowls; the joint gender and box contents are unpublished and worth confirming.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the downstem slits sit just under the surface. Start low and add — Hemper publish no fill line.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHold it by the handle rather than the neck. That is what the handle is for, and it keeps your fingers away from the warm part.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat a 14mm bowl, pack it loosely, and light the edge rather than the centre.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate. The angled mouthpiece and the handle both create shapes that residue collects behind, so give it a little longer than a plain tube and rinse from both ends. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. The amber body is translucent, so you can judge how much is left rather than guessing. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the downstem slits are partly blocked. A salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: residue collects around the angled neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: an angled mouthpiece traps more than a straight one. Rinse from both ends after soaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before assuming it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hold it by the handle, fill just above the diffusion, and rinse from both ends because of the angled neck.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWild West Moonshine\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45° recessed 14mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBowlman Lantern\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLantern form\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm, fixed downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears\u003c\/a\u003e are the same height with the same joint angle, so the real difference between them is the handle and the angled mouthpiece here against a published depth and a confirmed bowl there. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBowlman Lantern\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if you want a stated glass thickness and material grade, which this one does not publish. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Against its shelf-mates this is the one with a built-in handle and an angled mouthpiece, and the one without a published thickness.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Wild West Moonshine Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n5.7 inches tall. Hemper publish a height and no diameter or width for this piece, so that is the only dimension we can give you. For context, the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong is the same 5.7 inches and does publish a width and depth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the built-in handle actually do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt gives you a place to hold the piece that is not the neck. That matters more than it sounds — on a bong without one you end up gripping the tube while lighting something, which is both warm and awkward. A jug shape produces the handle naturally, which is one of the few cases where a novelty silhouette adds function instead of costing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is an angled mouthpiece?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe mouthpiece is set at an angle rather than pointing straight up out of the chamber, so it comes toward you instead of requiring you to lean over the top. Hemper publish it as a feature of this piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper list a \"14mm clear bowl\" in the spec block, but they publish no \"what's included\" section for this product — unlike several other pieces in their range where they spell the contents out. A spec line describes a component rather than promising a shipment, so we are not going to state that one is in the box. Ask us before ordering and we will open one and confirm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size joint does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA 45-degree 14mm joint. 14mm is the common fitment so bowls are easy to source. \u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the joint is male or female\u003c\/strong\u003e, so check before ordering a spare slide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper describe \"durable amber glass\" with frosted accents and publish no thickness figure and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state. If a published grade matters to you, the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong is the piece in this range where borosilicate is stated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it be used for concentrates?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is built for flower. The 14mm joint would physically accept a banger, but the chamber and the downstem diffusion are tuned for smoke rather than vapour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 5.7 inches, a built-in handle, an angled mouthpiece, a 45-degree 14mm joint, and no published thickness or diameter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince Hemper do not confirm the bowl ships in the box, that is worth settling first — ask us and we will check, then match a slide from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range. Grind consistency decides whether material pulls through a bowl with no screen, and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind a diffused piece wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn angled neck traps more residue than a straight one, so \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth having for the work between full soaks. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A matching bowl, a grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Wild West Moonshine Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218265643,"sku":"HEMPER-WILD-WEST-MOONSHINE-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-wild-west-moonshine-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883873"},{"product_id":"hemper-tea-cup-bong","title":"Hemper Tea Cup Bong – 6\" White \u0026 Gold Glass Showerhead Perc","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Tea Cup Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 6-inch glass water pipe shaped like a teacup, 3 inches in diameter on \u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e, with an opaque white body, an opaque gold handle and trim, and a clear joint and mouthpiece. It runs a \u003cstrong\u003eshowerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — a step up from the diffused downstems most of this range uses — and Hemper publish an explicit contents list: \u003cstrong\u003ethe bong plus a 14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e. Angies Boutique lists it at $59.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 6-inch glass teacup bong, 3 inches in diameter on 5mm glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — a named perc type, and better filtration than the diffused downstems on most of its shelf-mates at this price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish a real contents list:\u003c\/strong\u003e the bong and a 14mm male joint flower bowl. Very few pieces in this range get one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt has a handle.\u003c\/strong\u003e A teacup shape gives you somewhere to hold that is not the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e at the heavier end of what Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white body, gold handle and trim, clear joint and mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not built for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Tea Cup Bong if you want the best filtration in the $59.99 Hemper bracket. It is one of only two pieces at this price where Hemper name a \u003cem\u003eshowerhead\u003c\/em\u003e percolator rather than a diffused downstem, and a showerhead spreads the draw across many more openings. Add 5mm glass, a published contents list, and a handle that a teacup shape gives you for free, and it is the most complete piece on this shelf. The trade is that the opaque white body hides the interior entirely, so cleaning has to be scheduled rather than judged by eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Tea Cup Bong is a 6-inch tall, 3-inch diameter glass water pipe shaped as a teacup, built on 5mm glass with a showerhead percolator. The body is opaque white with an opaque gold handle and trim, and the joint and mouthpiece are clear. Hemper include a 14mm male joint flower bowl. Dry flower only. $59.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Tea Cup Bong – 6\" White and Gold Glass Teacup Water Pipe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the $59.99 Hemper bongs, almost every percolator is described the same way: a diffused downstem. It works, but it is one stage of diffusion and it is what you get at this price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one publishes a \u003cstrong\u003eshowerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e. A showerhead pushes the draw out through a spread of openings rather than a single slitted stem, which is a genuine step up in the filtration that a $59.99 piece normally offers. Hemper also do something they rarely do here: they publish an actual \u003cstrong\u003econtents list\u003c\/strong\u003e — the bong and a 14mm male joint flower bowl — rather than leaving you to find out what is in the box. And the teacup shape earns its place, because a cup comes with a handle, so there is a deliberate place to hold it that is not the warm part. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Tea Cup Bong is 6 inches on 5mm glass with a showerhead percolator and a 14mm bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the best published filtration at $59.99. A showerhead perc beats a diffused downstem on paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want to know what is in the box before ordering — Hemper publish a contents list for this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want a handle. A teacup gives you one without compromising anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants thicker glass. 5mm is at the heavier end of what Hemper publish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers who want something readable and a little more elegant than the rest of the novelty shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to see residue building. The body is opaque white — the interior is completely hidden.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who need a confirmed joint gender. Hemper publish the bowl's fitment and not the bong's — see Known Limitations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel. It is 6 inches of glass with a handle standing proud of the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want a showerhead perc and a known contents list, and it does not suit concentrates or anyone wanting a visible interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe body is opaque. You cannot see inside it at all.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish an \"opaque white tea cup body\", and the joint and mouthpiece are the only clear parts. That means no visual cue for when it needs cleaning — set a fixed interval instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish the bowl's joint, not the bong's.\u003c\/strong\u003e The contents list names a \"14mm Male Joint Flower Bowl\", which is the fitment of the \u003cem\u003eaccessory\u003c\/em\u003e. Hemper never state the bong's own joint size or gender. A 14mm male bowl implies a 14mm female joint on the bong, but implication is not specification. \u003cstrong\u003eMeasure before buying a spare slide\u003c\/strong\u003e, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give a 5mm thickness and no glass type — the word borosilicate does not appear on this product's page. If a published grade matters, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBowlman Lantern Bong\u003c\/a\u003e is the piece in this range where it is stated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not say whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Assume it does not come out until you have the piece in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA showerhead perc is more to clean.\u003c\/strong\u003e More openings means more surface for residue than a plain downstem. Budget a longer soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlower only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The chamber and perc are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are an opaque body that hides the interior, an unpublished bong-side joint, and no material grade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead percolator —\u003c\/strong\u003e the headline. Hemper name the perc type rather than leaving it generic, and a showerhead spreads the draw across many more openings than a slitted downstem does. At $59.99 that is uncommon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished contents list —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state exactly what ships: the bong and a 14mm male joint flower bowl. Most pieces in this range publish no contents at all, so you are buying with the box confirmed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA handle —\u003c\/strong\u003e a teacup shape produces one naturally, giving you a grip that is not the neck. One of the few novelty silhouettes that adds function rather than costing it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e published thickness, at the heavier end of Hemper's range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpaque white body with gold handle and trim —\u003c\/strong\u003e a cleaner, more restrained palette than most of the themed shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClear joint and mouthpiece —\u003c\/strong\u003e the two working surfaces are clear, so you can at least see the joint seat and the draw path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6 inches on a 3-inch diameter —\u003c\/strong\u003e enough column for the perc to work with, on a footprint that still fits a shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A named showerhead perc, a published contents list, a handle and 5mm glass define this piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eShowerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × Tea Cup Bong, 1 × 14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBong joint size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — only the bowl's fitment is stated\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOpaque white teacup, opaque gold handle and trim\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint and mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClear glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.2 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6 inches tall, 3 across, 5mm glass, a showerhead perc, and a 14mm male joint bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded 14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is what Hemper ship with it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the showerhead perc.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and perc are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish the included bowl as 14mm male, which tells you the accessory's fitment. They do not publish the bong's own joint size or gender. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range once the fitment is confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The included bowl is 14mm male; the bong's own joint is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the showerhead perc sits just under the surface. A showerhead needs to be submerged to do anything — start low and add.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHold it by the handle rather than the neck. That is what a teacup handle is for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl, pack it loosely, and light the edge rather than the centre.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — you will not see when it needs it:\u003c\/strong\u003e the body is opaque white, so residue is invisible from outside. Work to a fixed schedule instead. Add coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate — a showerhead has more openings than a plain downstem and holds more residue, so give it longer than a simpler piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: showerhead openings clog before a plain downstem does. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you cannot tell whether it needs cleaning.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: the opaque body hides everything. Set a fixed interval rather than waiting for a visual cue.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water before assuming it needs a full clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Submerge the showerhead, hold it by the handle, and clean on a schedule because the body is opaque.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTea Cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShowerhead\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBowlman Lantern\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-scare-bears-teddy-bear-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Scare Bears Teddy Bear Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eScare Bears Teddy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffused downstem\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm clear bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStem diffuser\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese four $59.99 bongs cluster tightly on height, so the separator is filtration. This is the only one in the group with a \u003cstrong\u003eshowerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — the rest publish a diffused downstem or a stem diffuser, which are single-stage. It is also one of only two with a bowl in the box. The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-bowlman-lantern-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eBowlman Lantern\u003c\/a\u003e is the pick if you want a published material grade, which this one does not have. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The only $59.99 Hemper bong with a showerhead perc, and one of two with a bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Tea Cup Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n6 inches tall and 3 inches in diameter, on 5mm glass, all published by Hemper. That puts it mid-range among the $59.99 Hemper bongs — the Bowlman Lantern is 7 inches, the Scare Bears is 5.7.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA showerhead. That is worth noting because it is the only $59.99 Hemper bong in this range with one — the others publish a diffused downstem or a stem diffuser. A showerhead pushes the draw out through a spread of openings rather than a single slitted stem, which is more diffusion for the same money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, and Hemper publish an actual contents list for this one: the Tea Cup Bong and a 14mm male joint flower bowl. Most pieces in this range publish no contents at all, so this is a rare case where you know what is in the box before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size joint does the bong have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish it. They state the \u003cem\u003ebowl\u003c\/em\u003e is a 14mm male joint flower bowl, which is the accessory's fitment rather than the bong's. A 14mm male bowl implies a 14mm female joint on the bong, but that is an inference and we are not going to print it as a specification. Measure before ordering a spare slide, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan you see when it needs cleaning?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The body is opaque white and only the joint and mouthpiece are clear, so there is no visual cue for residue building inside. Clean it on a fixed schedule instead. A showerhead perc also holds more residue than a plain downstem, so give it a longer soak than you would a simpler piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper publish a 5mm thickness and no material grade for this piece, so we are not going to specify one beyond what they state. The Hemper Bowlman Lantern Bong is the piece in this range where borosilicate is published.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the handle actually work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — it is a real handle on a teacup form, so it gives you a grip that is not the neck. On a bong you are holding while lighting something, that is a genuine convenience rather than a decorative flourish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 6 inches on 5mm glass, a showerhead perc, a published contents list, and an opaque body that hides the interior.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency matters more than usual on a showerhead perc — material that pulls through has many more openings to clog than on a plain downstem — and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind it wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the opaque body hides residue and a showerhead holds more of it, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth having for the work between full soaks. Once the bong's joint is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with a showerhead-perc piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Tea Cup Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $59.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218298411,"sku":"HEMPER-TEA-CUP-BONG","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-tea-cup-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883910"},{"product_id":"hemper-snail-xl-bong","title":"Hemper Snail XL Bong – 6\" Glass, Large Showerhead Perc","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Snail XL Bong\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass water pipe shaped like a snail, and its proportions are the whole story: Hemper publish it at \u003cstrong\u003e6 inches tall and 6 inches in diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e — as wide as it is tall, which no other piece in their range comes close to. That is where the XL volume lives. It runs a \u003cstrong\u003elarge showerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e on 5mm glass, with orange eye decals, a large shell pattern decal, and a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm male flower bowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e. Angies Boutique lists it at $119.99 against Hemper's $149.99 — a genuine markdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A snail-shaped glass bong, 6 inches tall and 6 inches in diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe 1:1 ratio is the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish no other piece where the diameter equals the height. The chamber is the product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge showerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e — the wider of the two showerhead specs Hemper publish in this range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass\u003c\/strong\u003e and 38 oz shipped. This is a substantial object.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA 14mm male flower bowl is included\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper publish a real contents list.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecals:\u003c\/strong\u003e orange eye decals and a large shell pattern decal, both on the exterior.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal discount:\u003c\/strong\u003e $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Snail XL if you want chamber volume and a piece that will not tip. Six inches wide on a six-inch body is an unusual thing to find published — every other XL in Hemper's range is built tall and comparatively narrow, and this one puts all of its volume sideways. That gives you a large water chamber, a low centre of gravity, and a large showerhead percolator with room to work. The costs are honest ones: it needs real shelf space, it weighs 38 ounces shipped, and the shell and eye decals sit on the outside so cleaning has to stay interior-only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Snail XL Bong is a glass water pipe shaped as a snail, 6 inches tall and 6 inches in diameter, built on 5mm glass with a large showerhead percolator and a recessed joint. Hemper include a 14mm male flower bowl. The exterior carries orange eye decals and a large shell pattern decal. Dry flower only. $119.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles, against Hemper's $149.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Snail XL Bong – 6\" Glass Snail Water Pipe with Large Showerhead Perc\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery other XL in Hemper's range gets its volume from height. The High Jinx reaches 11 inches, the 70's Lamp 10.5, the Chinese Takeout 9 — tall columns on narrow bases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Snail does the opposite, and Hemper publish the numbers that prove it: \u003cstrong\u003e6 inches tall and 6 inches in diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e. As wide as it is tall. Nothing else in their line is built that way, and it changes what the piece actually is — a wide, low chamber with a \u003cstrong\u003elarge showerhead percolator\u003c\/strong\u003e spread across it, sitting on a base broad enough that knocking it over takes effort. At 5mm glass and 38 ounces shipped this is a substantial object rather than a novelty ornament, and Hemper publish a proper contents list: the bong plus a \u003cstrong\u003e14mm male flower bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e. Browse the rest of the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bongs\" title=\"Shop glass bongs and water pipes at Angies Boutique\"\u003ebongs collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Snail XL Bong is 6 inches in both height and diameter, on 5mm glass with a large showerhead percolator.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants chamber volume without a tall silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who want a piece that stays put. A 6-inch base is hard to knock over.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want it to arrive usable — the 14mm male flower bowl is included and published.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone choosing on filtration. A large showerhead is the widest perc spec Hemper publish in this range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of the water and sea-creature themes Hemper build around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTight shelves. Six inches across is a real footprint, and 38 ounces shipped is real weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrate users. This is a flower piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a tall bong. At 6 inches upright this is the shortest XL in the range — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL\u003c\/a\u003e is 11 inches at the same price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who cleans by soaking the whole piece. The eye and shell decals sit on the outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel of any kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits flower users who want volume and stability over height, and it does not suit small spaces or concentrates.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is the shortest XL Hemper make.\u003c\/strong\u003e Six inches upright, against the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-high-jinx-cartoon-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper High Jinx Cartoon XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHigh Jinx Cartoon XL's\u003c\/a\u003e 11 and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003e70's Lamp XL's\u003c\/a\u003e 10.5, all at $119.99. If height is what you are paying for, this is the wrong one — the volume is sideways.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish a \"recessed joint\" with no size.\u003c\/strong\u003e They state the \u003cem\u003eincluded bowl\u003c\/em\u003e is 14mm male, which is the accessory's fitment. The bong's own joint size and gender are never given. A 14mm male bowl implies a 14mm female joint, but implication is not specification. \u003cstrong\u003eMeasure before buying a spare slide\u003c\/strong\u003e, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange eye decals and a large shell pattern decal sit on the exterior.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper name both. Decals are surface-applied, so clean the interior and wipe the outside rather than soaking the whole piece in alcohol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo material grade published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper give a 5mm thickness and no glass type for the XL — the word borosilicate does not appear on its page. Their \u003cem\u003estandard\u003c\/em\u003e Snail Bong does use the word, but that is a separate product with separate copy and we are not carrying it across.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper do not state whether the downstem is removable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA large showerhead is more to clean.\u003c\/strong\u003e More openings means more surface for residue. Budget a longer soak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are height, an unpublished bong-side joint size, exterior decals, and no material grade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6 inches tall by 6 inches in diameter —\u003c\/strong\u003e the defining specification. Hemper publish no other piece where the diameter equals the height. It means a genuinely wide water chamber and a base broad enough that the piece stays where you put it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge showerhead percolator —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's wider showerhead spec, and a 6-inch chamber gives it the room to spread properly. This is the most filtration-per-dollar in the XL bracket on paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5mm glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e published thickness at the heavier end of Hemper's range, and part of why it ships at 38 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14mm male flower bowl included —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish an actual contents list. Most pieces in this range do not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecessed joint —\u003c\/strong\u003e the joint sits inset into the body, protected from side knocks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange eye decals —\u003c\/strong\u003e the detail that makes the snail read as a character rather than a shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge shell pattern decal —\u003c\/strong\u003e the spiral that carries the theme across the widest surface on the piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 1:1 height-to-diameter chamber, a large showerhead perc, 5mm glass and a bowl in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlass water pipe, dry flower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6 inches\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGlass thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLarge showerhead\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecessed — size and gender not published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × Snail XL Bong, 1 × 14mm male flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDecals\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOrange eye decals, large shell pattern decal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownstem removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper for the XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry flower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$119.99 — against Hemper's $149.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6 inches in both dimensions, 5mm glass, a large showerhead perc, and a 14mm male bowl included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eincluded 14mm male flower bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is what Hemper ship with it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower, ground to a medium consistency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, filled to just above the showerhead perc.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny lighter or hemp wick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcentrates in practice — the chamber and perc are tuned for smoke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak attachments. Entirely different fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBefore you buy a spare bowl:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper publish the included bowl as 14mm male, and describe the bong's joint only as \"recessed\" with no size. Measure it or ask us before ordering a different slide — spares are in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e range once the fitment is confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The included bowl is 14mm male; the bong's joint size is unpublished and worth confirming before buying spares.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFilling and using it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill with water until the showerhead perc sits just under the surface. A 6-inch-wide chamber holds a lot, so add gradually and check as you go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake one dry pull with no bowl seated to check the level. Water reaching the mouthpiece means you have overfilled it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the included 14mm bowl in the recessed joint and pack it loosely so air moves through the whole showerhead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight the edge of the bowl rather than the centre and draw steadily. A large perc rewards a slow, even pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. A wide chamber holds more standing water, and standing water is what makes glass smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning — mind the decals:\u003c\/strong\u003e the orange eye decals and the shell pattern sit on the outside of the glass, so keep alcohol on the inside. Add coarse salt and isopropyl to the chamber, cap the openings, and agitate — a large showerhead has many openings and holds more residue than a plain downstem, so give it longer than a simpler piece. Rinse thoroughly with warm water and stand it upright to dry. Wipe the exterior with a damp cloth only. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/guides\/nwtn-deco-collection-bong-bubbler-glass-bowls\" title=\"Read our guide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls at Angies Boutique\"\u003eguide to bongs, bubblers and glass bowls\u003c\/a\u003e covers general glass care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the draw is tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: showerhead openings clog before a plain downstem does. A full salt-and-alcohol soak restores airflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls up to the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. A wide chamber makes this easy to do — pour some out and retest dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: it gurgles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: too much water, or flower has fallen through into the chamber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: material pulls through the bowl.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: grind coarser, or drop a small glass screen into the included bowl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: a decal is lifting.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. A large chamber holds more of it, so it is worth doing every session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill above the perc, draw slowly, and keep the alcohol off the eye and shell decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper XL bong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBowl included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSnail XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGold Brick Bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14mm male joint flower bowl\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll four cost $119.99, and the diameter column is where this one separates. At 6 inches across it is the widest Hemper publish, and the only piece in their range where the diameter matches the height. Everything else in the group trades width for height. If you want the tall silhouette, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003e70's Lamp XL\u003c\/a\u003e is the better pick and it publishes a double percolator; if you want the chamber, this is it. If you are weighing several, our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e works through what matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The widest and shortest of the four $119.99 Hemper XLs, and the only one where diameter equals height.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the Hemper Snail XL Bong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n6 inches tall and 6 inches in diameter, on 5mm glass, all published by Hemper. That 1:1 ratio is the unusual part — Hemper publish no other piece where the diameter equals the height, and it is the widest diameter in their range. It ships at 38 ounces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it called XL if it is only 6 inches tall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause the volume is in the width rather than the height. Every other Hemper XL is a tall column on a narrow base — 11 inches for the High Jinx, 10.5 for the 70's Lamp. This one is 6 inches across, which is wider than any of them, so the chamber is large even though the silhouette is short. It is also the shortest XL they make, and we would rather say that plainly than let the name imply height.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat percolator does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA large showerhead. That is Hemper's wider showerhead specification, and a 6-inch chamber gives it room to spread properly. It is the most filtration Hemper publish in the $119.99 bracket alongside the 70's Lamp XL's double perc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a bowl come with it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper publish a contents list for this one: the Snail XL Bong and a 14mm male flower bowl. Most pieces in this range publish no contents at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size joint does the bong have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper describe it only as a \"recessed joint\" and give no size or gender. They state the \u003cem\u003eincluded bowl\u003c\/em\u003e is 14mm male, which is the accessory's fitment rather than the bong's. Measure before ordering a spare slide, or ask us and we will check the piece in store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you clean it without ruining the artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nClean the inside and wipe the outside. Hemper name orange eye decals and a large shell pattern decal, and decals sit on the surface. Run coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol through the chamber, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse with warm water. A large showerhead holds more residue than a plain downstem, so give it longer than a simpler piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGlass. Hemper publish a 5mm thickness and no material grade for the XL. Their standard-size Snail Bong does use the word borosilicate, but that is a separate product with separate copy and we are not going to carry the claim across to this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The key facts are 6 inches in both dimensions, a large showerhead perc, a 14mm male bowl included, and exterior decals.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bowl is in the box, so nothing is required to start. Grind consistency matters more than usual on a large showerhead — material that pulls through has many openings to clog — and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/santa-cruz-shredder-hemp-grinder-2pc-large\" title=\"Shop the Santa Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder at Angies Boutique\"\u003eSanta Cruz Shredder Hemp Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e gives the even medium grind it wants. Our guide to \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-herb-grinder\" title=\"Read our herb grinder cleaning and maintenance guide at Angies Boutique\"\u003ekeeping a grinder clean\u003c\/a\u003e pairs with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the decals sit on the outside and a large perc holds residue, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e are worth having for interior work between full soaks. Once the joint is confirmed, spare slides are in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/glass-bowls-slides\" title=\"Shop glass bowls and slides at Angies Boutique\"\u003eglass bowls and slides\u003c\/a\u003e, and the full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, with same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e A grinder and cleaning supplies are the sensible pairings with a large-perc piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Snail XL Bong sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $119.99 against Hemper's own $149.99. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at a genuine markdown, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172218331179,"sku":"HEMPER-SNAIL-XL-BONG","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-snail-xl-bong-front.jpg?v=1787883910"},{"product_id":"hemper-ripndip-x-hemper-high-nermal-peak-top","title":"RIPNDIP x Hemper High Nermal Peak Top – Puffco Peak Glass","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eRIPNDIP x Hemper High Nermal Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass attachment that replaces the stock glass on a Puffco Peak, carrying RIPNDIP's Nermal character. Two things are worth knowing up front. It is \u003cstrong\u003e$99.99 against $79.99 for every other Hemper Peak top\u003c\/strong\u003e — the difference is the RIPNDIP licence, and Hemper give no functional reason for it. And it is the \u003cstrong\u003eonly Peak top in Hemper's range where they publish borosilicate glass\u003c\/strong\u003e rather than generic \"glass\". It fits every Puffco Peak generation as a direct swap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A collaboration Peak top — Hemper glass, RIPNDIP's Nermal design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt costs $20 more than the rest of the shelf.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every other Hemper Peak top is $79.99; this is $99.99. That gap is the licence, not a spec.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate, published.\u003c\/strong\u003e The only Peak top in Hemper's range where they state the grade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFits every Puffco Peak generation\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hemper state their Peak tops are universally compatible with all Peak models.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No base, battery, chamber or carb cap in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo dimensions published.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's specification block for this product is empty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the High Nermal Peak Top if you want the RIPNDIP collaboration specifically. That is the honest framing, because the $20 premium over every other Hemper Peak top is what a licensed character costs — Hemper never claim a performance reason for it and neither will we. What you do get on paper that the $79.99 tops do not is a published material grade: this is the only Peak top in Hemper's line where they say borosilicate rather than just \"glass\". If the design is not the draw, the Chinese Takeout Peak Top at $79.99 is the one with an actual spec sheet including its percolator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe RIPNDIP x Hemper High Nermal Peak Top is a borosilicate glass attachment for the Puffco Peak, carrying RIPNDIP's Nermal character. It fits the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak as a direct swap with no adapter, and does not fit the Proxy or Pivot. It is glass only — no device included. Hemper publish no height, width or percolator specification for this piece. $99.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRIPNDIP x Hemper High Nermal Peak Top – Borosilicate Glass for Puffco Peak\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are sixteen Hemper Peak tops. Fifteen of them cost $79.99. This one is $99.99, and the honest explanation for the gap is not engineering — it is that RIPNDIP's Nermal is a licensed character and licences cost money. Hemper never claim a functional reason for the price, and we are not going to invent one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat the page can tell you is what Hemper actually publish. This is the \u003cstrong\u003eonly Peak top in their range where the material grade is stated\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"crafted from high-quality borosilicate glass\" — against generic \"glass\" or nothing at all on the rest of the shelf. And the fitment question is settled: \u003cstrong\u003eHEMPER Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e, which we have confirmed on the piece in our shop. Beyond that, Hemper's specification block for this product is empty, and the sections below say so rather than filling it in. Browse the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Shop Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak glass attachments\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The High Nermal Peak Top is a licensed RIPNDIP collaboration at $99.99, and the only Hemper Peak top with a published borosilicate grade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRIPNDIP followers. The character is the product, and that is a legitimate reason to buy it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak owners who want something on their rig that no other Hemper top offers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a published material grade on a Peak top — this is the only one that has it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of brand collaborations rather than of glass specifications.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwners who want a second top so the rig keeps working while the other one soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who does not own a Puffco Peak. This is glass only and does nothing on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers looking for value per specification. At $99.99 against $79.99, you are paying for the licence — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e costs less and publishes a full spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot owners. Different device, different glass, no adapter path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a stated height or percolator design. Hemper's spec block for this piece is empty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone expecting a performance upgrade over the stock Peak glass. Hemper describe \"smoother airflow\" without publishing anything to support it, so we treat it as unverified.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits RIPNDIP followers and collectors, and it does not suit anyone shopping on specification per dollar.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt costs $20 more than every other Hemper Peak top, and Hemper do not say why.\u003c\/strong\u003e All fifteen of their other Peak attachments are $79.99. There is no line in Hemper's copy connecting the price to a material, a percolator or a build difference — the framing is \"limited-edition\" and \"collectible\". Buy it for the collaboration, not for a spec advantage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no specifications at all.\u003c\/strong\u003e Their specification heading renders on the page with nothing under it. No height, no width, no percolator type, no contents list. Any dimension you find for this piece elsewhere did not come from Hemper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"smoother airflow\" claim is unsupported.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's copy says the top \"offers smoother airflow, flavorful hits\" without publishing a percolator design or any figure behind it. We are reporting that they say it rather than repeating it as fact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Puffco Peak already.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a replacement glass attachment — no base, battery, chamber or carb cap. Without a Peak underneath it there is nothing to attach it to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt does not fit the Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Those are different devices with different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper describe it as limited-edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e Collaboration runs end, so availability here reflects our shelf rather than an ongoing supply.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are a $20 licence premium with no stated functional basis, an empty spec block, and an unsupported airflow claim.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublished borosilicate glass —\u003c\/strong\u003e the one specification Hemper do give, and the only Peak top in their range that has it. Every other top on this shelf is published as \"glass\" with no grade, or with nothing at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Peak fitment —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper state their Peak tops are compatible with all Puffco Peak models, and we have confirmed it on the physical piece. Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak share the same glass fitment, so there is no adapter and no model lookup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirect swap —\u003c\/strong\u003e the stock attachment lifts straight off and this one seats in its place. Nothing threads, nothing needs tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe RIPNDIP collaboration —\u003c\/strong\u003e Nermal is a licensed character with a following of its own. This is the only piece in Hemper's Peak range carrying an outside brand, and that is the actual product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top keeps the rig running —\u003c\/strong\u003e owning two attachments means the Peak never sits idle while one is soaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverything above and below it stays as it was —\u003c\/strong\u003e this changes the glass only, so your existing carb cap and atomizer carry on unchanged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Published borosilicate, confirmed Peak fitment, a direct swap, and a licensed RIPNDIP design.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper, in collaboration with RIPNDIP\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment for Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRIPNDIP Nermal character\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass — stated by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations share the same glass fitment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core, Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass attachment. No device, battery, chamber or carb cap.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConcentrates, via a Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$99.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing, and $20 above every other Hemper Peak top\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Borosilicate, fitment and shipped weight are what Hemper publish; height, width and percolation are not.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak — the original model.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak Pro, including the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/puffco-peak-pro-vaporizer\" title=\"Shop the Puffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig Vaporizer at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco New Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard Peak carb caps and atomizers — this changes the glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, at the level you normally run in the stock attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy and Proxy Core.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower — this is a concentrate attachment on a concentrate device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a Puffco Peak of any generation. Nothing else, and no adapter purchase. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/difference-between-puffco-peak-and-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our comparison of the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edifference between the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers what else changes between the models, though the glass fitment is the same either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It fits every Puffco Peak generation with no adapter and fits no other device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting and running it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock attachment straight off. Nothing unscrews and nothing is threaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the High Nermal Peak Top with water to the same level you run in the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat it on the device and press down until it is flush. It is a friction fit — no adapter, no tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRun the device exactly as you did before. Nothing about the workflow changes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e pour the water out after every session. Clean the interior with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, working it through the chamber, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Hemper publish no exterior construction detail for this piece, so treat the Nermal artwork as applied and wipe the outside with a damp cloth rather than soaking the whole attachment. That approach is correct whether the design is printed or worked into the glass, and on a collaboration piece the artwork is the thing you are protecting. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/deep-cleaning-the-puffco-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our deep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edeep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers the rest of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the attachment sits loose.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: check the seat is clear of residue and press it down flush. All Peak generations share this fitment, so a poor seat is debris rather than a mismatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls toward the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Empty some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you are unsure how much water to use.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: match the level you ran in the stock glass. Hemper publish no fill line for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the artwork is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seat it flush, match your usual water level, and keep alcohol away from the Nermal artwork.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerc published\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRIPNDIP High Nermal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$99.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome perc, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eGummy Bear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Money Cat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the only Hemper Peak top above $79.99, and the table shows what the extra $20 does and does not buy. It buys a published material grade, which none of the others have. It does not buy a published percolator — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e costs less and is the only one in the range with a full spec sheet including its perc design. What it really buys is the RIPNDIP licence, which is a perfectly good reason to want it, and is the reason most people buying this one are buying it. If you are weighing several, our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Read our review of the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e works through the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The only Hemper Peak top above $79.99; the premium buys a licensed design and a published material grade, not a published percolator.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does this cost more than the other Hemper Peak tops?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause of the RIPNDIP licence. Every other Hemper Peak top is $79.99 and this is $99.99, and Hemper publish no material, percolator or build difference that would account for the gap — their framing is \"limited-edition\" and \"collectible\". The one specification it does have that the others do not is a published borosilicate grade. If the character is what you want, the premium is straightforward; if it is not, the Chinese Takeout Peak Top costs less and has a fuller spec sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit my Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, whichever Peak you own. Hemper state that their Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models, and we have confirmed the same on the physical piece — the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak all use the same glass fitment. There is no adapter and no model number to check. It does not fit the Puffco Proxy, the Proxy Core or the Pivot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish a height, a width or any other dimension. Their specification heading appears on the page with nothing under it. If a stated height matters, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is published at 5.3 inches and the Gummy Bear at 5.4, both at $79.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it borosilicate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Hemper describe it as \"crafted from high-quality borosilicate glass\", and this is the only Peak top in their range where the material grade is published rather than left as generic glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it improve airflow?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper say it \"offers smoother airflow, flavorful hits\". They publish no percolator design or figure behind that, so we are reporting the claim rather than repeating it as fact. Treat the change as cosmetic and expect the filtration you already had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs a Puffco Peak included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a glass attachment only. There is no base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box, and it does nothing on its own. It is bought as a replacement or a second attachment for a Peak you already own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Nermal?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNermal is RIPNDIP's cat character — the mascot the streetwear label has built its identity around. This attachment is a collaboration between Hemper's glass and RIPNDIP's design, and it is the only piece in Hemper's Peak range carrying an outside brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The premium is a licence, the material grade is published, and no dimensions or percolator specification are.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a collaboration piece the artwork is what you are protecting, so interior-only cleaning matters more here than on a plain top. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle the inside between full cleans without putting alcohol near the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want a second top so the rig never goes out of service while one soaks, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e at $79.99 is the one with a published percolator. Our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e is a useful starting point if you are comparing several. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dabbing\" title=\"Shop dab rigs, e-rigs and concentrate accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003edabbing\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cleaning swabs and a second, cheaper top are the sensible pairings with this one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery RIPNDIP x Hemper High Nermal Peak Top sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper borosilicate glass from the official RIPNDIP collaboration, priced at $99.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper borosilicate glass from the official RIPNDIP collaboration, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172294025259,"sku":"HEMPER-RIPNDIP-X-HEMPER-HIGH-NERMAL-PEAK-TOP","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ripndip-high-nermal-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883947"},{"product_id":"hemper-ramen-peak-top","title":"Hemper Ramen Peak Top – Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026 Peak Pro","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Ramen Peak Top is a borosilicate glass attachment shaped like an instant noodle cup, built to replace the stock glass on a Puffco Peak. It drops straight on with no adapter, and it fits every Peak generation — the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak all take the same glass. It sells for $79.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles, matching Hemper's own price exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AT-A-GLANCE DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e a themed replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak, shaped as a ramen cup with amber chopsticks, from Hemper's Ramen series.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔴 Fitment is not a worry.\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco has revised the Peak three times and \u003cstrong\u003ethe glass fitment never changed\u003c\/strong\u003e. Original Peak, Peak Pro, New Peak — same size, same seat, no adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Peak.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is glass only. It is not a standalone pipe and does nothing on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe e-rig format of the Ramen design.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe – 3.3 inch glass noodle bowl at Angies Boutique\"\u003ehand pipe\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003ecup bong\u003c\/a\u003e cover flower; this is the one for concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it here:\u003c\/strong\u003e two in stock at Angies Boutique, 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, with same-day local pickup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. OUR VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Verdict:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e Swapping the Peak's stock glass is the cheapest way to make a mass-produced device look like yours, and at $79.99 this is the one that gets a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper's Ramen series runs an instant-noodle theme through glass in four formats. This is the Puffco attachment: a borosilicate cup with a green and white wrap, amber chopsticks rising out of the top as the mouthpiece, and a \"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band around the body. It replaces the stock Peak glass directly, with no adapter and no fitment to check, and it works with every Peak generation Puffco has made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Ramen Peak Top — Themed Glass That Fits Every Peak\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Puffco Peak is a very good device and a completely anonymous object. Every one looks like every other one, which is why the aftermarket glass scene exists at all — the top is the only part you can change, and changing it is the whole personalisation budget for the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Ramen Peak Top spends that budget on a cup of instant noodles. Green and white wrap, a \"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band round the body, amber chopsticks rising out of the top as the mouthpiece. It is a piece that gets picked up and asked about, which is more than the stock glass ever manages. And because it is borosilicate rather than a novelty material, it swaps in and cleans like any other Peak top. See the whole Puffco range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco\" title=\"Puffco vaporizers and accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Peak Top is a borosilicate instant-noodle-cup attachment that replaces the stock glass on any Puffco Peak.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. WHO THIS PRODUCT IS FOR \/ NOT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA good fit if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwn any Puffco Peak and want it to stop looking like everyone else's.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollect Hemper theme glass and want the Ramen design on your rig rather than in a drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a second top so one can soak while the other is in use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre buying for a Peak owner. The fitment is universal across Peak generations, so you do not need to know which model they have.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLook elsewhere if you:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo not own a Puffco Peak.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a glass top and nothing else — no base, no battery, no atomizer. It does nothing on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant the ramen design for flower. That is the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e at $29.99 or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $59.99.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwn a Puffco Proxy or Pivot. Those take entirely different glass — this will not fit them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant maximum percolation. Themed Peak tops trade some airflow engineering for shape, and this is a themed top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ramen Peak Top suits existing Puffco Peak owners who want a themed swap, and it is useless to anyone who does not already own the device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is an accessory, not a device.\u003c\/strong\u003e The single most common mistake with Peak tops is buying one without owning a Peak. There is no base, no battery and no chamber in this box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePeak only — not Proxy, not Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco's other devices use completely different glass. This fits the Peak family and nothing else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe exterior carries printed graphics.\u003c\/strong\u003e The wrap and the \"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band are surface artwork. Clean the inside properly and keep alcohol off the outside, the same as every other printed piece in the Ramen range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe chopsticks are the exposed point.\u003c\/strong\u003e They extend above the cup and they are the thinnest part. This is a piece to seat carefully and not to knock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThemed glass is shape-first.\u003c\/strong\u003e A novelty silhouette does not out-perform a purpose-built percolator top. Buy it because you want the look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo in stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper theme pieces run in limited batches and are not reliably restocked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Peak Top requires a Puffco Peak, fits no other Puffco device, and has printed exterior graphics that need protecting during cleaning.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Peak fitment.\u003c\/strong\u003e The most useful fact on this page. Puffco has revised the Peak three times, and the glass seat has stayed the same throughout — original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak all take this top. No adapter, no model lookup, no risk of ordering the wrong one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirect drop-in swap.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lift off the stock glass, seat this one. No tools, nothing to disassemble, and the stock top goes back on whenever you want.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorosilicate glass.\u003c\/strong\u003e Lab-grade, handles the thermal cycling an e-rig puts glass through, and stays neutral in taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChopstick mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e The amber chopsticks rise out of the cup as the draw path, so the ramen silhouette holds while you are actually using it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band.\u003c\/strong\u003e The joke runs all the way through — Hemper styled the wrap as instant-noodle packaging rather than putting a logo on plain glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top is a practical thing to own.\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass tops need soaking, and having two means the rig never goes out of service while one is in the alcohol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Ramen Peak Top swaps directly onto any Puffco Peak generation and puts an instant-noodle cup where the stock glass was.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRamen\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes NOT fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Puffco Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBorosilicate glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInstant noodle cup, green and white wrap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass chopsticks\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band, Hemper Ramen print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDevice included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — glass only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer list price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSD 79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak\u003c\/strong\u003e — the original.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Peak Pro\u003c\/strong\u003e — including the 3D and 3DXL chamber versions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco New Peak\u003c\/strong\u003e — the current generation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour existing chamber, carb cap and base.\u003c\/strong\u003e This replaces the glass only; everything else stays as it is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Proxy or Proxy Core.\u003c\/strong\u003e Entirely different glass system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Different fitment again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/strong\u003e A Peak top seats on a Peak base and nowhere else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse without a device.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no bowl, no joint and no way to use this on its own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Ramen Peak Top fits every Puffco Peak generation without an adapter, and fits no other Puffco device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 CARE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Care for It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before swapping glass. Hot glass and cold hands is how tops get dropped.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock glass straight up and off. It is a friction seat, so it comes away without twisting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the new top to the fill line before seating it — the same water level you use on the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat the Ramen top squarely and press down gently until it sits flush. Do not force it at an angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty the water after every session. Standing water in a Peak top is what makes the whole rig smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean the inside only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill with isopropyl and coarse salt, cap the openings, agitate, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Do not submerge the piece — the wrap and the \"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band are surface graphics, and alcohol on the outside will dull them. A damp cloth is all the exterior needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf the draw feels restricted:\u003c\/strong\u003e the chopstick mouthpiece is narrow and shows resin sooner than a wide neck, so a pipe cleaner through it plus an interior soak usually fixes it. Our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Is the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment worth it — Angies Boutique review\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e covers what to expect from swapping tops in general.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Swap the Ramen Peak Top onto a cool device, keep the water at the stock fill line, and clean the interior only to protect the printed wrap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON TABLE --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ramen design, four ways.\u003c\/strong\u003e Only one of them is for concentrates:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeeds a device?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ramen Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYes — a Puffco Peak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConcentrates\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$79.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-cup-bong\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Cup Bong – 7 inch and XL glass noodle cup water pipe at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ramen Cup Bong\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlower, with water\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$59.99 \/ $119.99 XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe – 3.3 inch glass noodle bowl at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlower, dry and portable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$29.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd against the other Hemper Peak tops we stock at the same price:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHemper Ramen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant noodle cup, chopstick mouthpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$79.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ufo-vortex-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper UFO Vortex Peak Top for Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper UFO Vortex Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlying saucer\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top – 5.4 inch borosilicate glass for Puffco Peak at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber gummy bear\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll three fit the same devices and cost the same, so the decision is purely which one you want to look at. If you want the design without owning a Peak, buy the hand pipe instead — it is a third of the price and needs nothing else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. COMMON QUESTIONS \u0026 ANSWERS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich Puffco Peak models does this fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of them. Puffco has revised the Peak three times — the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak — and the glass fitment has stayed the same across every generation. This top drops straight onto any of them with no adapter. You do not need to know which model you own or which one a gift recipient owns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my Puffco Proxy or Pivot?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The Proxy, Proxy Core and Pivot use entirely different glass systems from the Peak, and nothing about a Peak top will seat on them. This is a Peak-family accessory only. If you run a Proxy or a Pivot, look for glass built specifically for those devices instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I get a Puffco with this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is the glass top on its own — no base, no battery, no chamber, no carb cap. It replaces the glass that came with your Peak. If you do not already own a Peak, this does nothing, and the Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe or Ramen Cup Bong will serve you better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I clean it without ruining the design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean the inside with coarse salt and isopropyl alcohol, capping the openings and agitating, then rinse with warm water. Do not submerge the piece or soak the exterior — the green and white wrap and the \"Hearty Herb Flavor\" band are surface graphics and long alcohol contact will dull them. A damp cloth handles the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it worth swapping the stock glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends on what bothers you about the stock top. It functions perfectly well; it is just anonymous, and the glass is the only part of a Peak you can change. A themed top is a look rather than a performance upgrade, so buy it because you want your rig to be recognisably yours. A second top also means the rig stays usable while one is soaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it compare to the other Hemper Peak tops?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFunctionally they are equivalent — the UFO Vortex, the Gummy Bear and this one all fit the same devices, use the same borosilicate, and cost the same $79.99. The only difference is the design. Pick the one you want to see on your desk every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA second glass top keeps the rig running while one soaks, and Peak glass earns a padded spot rather than a shelf edge. If you want the ramen design without owning a Peak, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-ramen-bowl-hand-pipe\" title=\"Hemper Ramen Bowl Hand Pipe – 3.3 inch glass noodle bowl at Angies Boutique\"\u003eRamen Bowl Hand Pipe\u003c\/a\u003e is $29.99 and needs no device at all. More Peak glass sits in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePeak glass attachments collection\u003c\/a\u003e, and the rest of this Hemper drop is in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-items\" title=\"New arrivals at Angies Boutique smoke shop\"\u003enew arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AUTHENTIC \u0026 READY TO SHIP --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is authentic Hemper glass, stocked at Angies Boutique at 838 N Broadway in Los Angeles, a smoke shop trading since 1990 and an authorised Puffco retailer. Two units are in stock at $79.99, matching Hemper's own list price, with same-day pickup available in store. Orders ship nationwide via USPS and UPS, packed for glass, and returns are accepted within 14 days in the original packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172294254635,"sku":"HEMPER-RAMEN-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-ramen-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883946"},{"product_id":"hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top","title":"Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top – Glass for Puffco Peak","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass attachment that replaces the stock glass on a Puffco Peak, shaped as a maneki-neko — the beckoning cat — perched on top of the device with its paw raised. Hemper state it twice: it is built for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, and their Peak tops are \u003cstrong\u003euniversally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is glass only, with no device, battery, chamber or carb cap. Angies Boutique lists it at $79.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak, sculpted as a beckoning maneki-neko.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment is stated twice by Hemper\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"for your Puffco Peak or Peak Pro\", and \"universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\". This is the best-evidenced fitment claim on any Peak top we stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe cat is the shape, not a sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe a maneki-neko perched atop the Peak — a sculpted form rather than applied artwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no dimensions for this piece\u003c\/strong\u003e — no height, no percolator type, no material grade. The specs table says so.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 12 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e — the only measurement Hemper give.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the Lucky Money Cat Peak Top if you own a Puffco Peak and want the maneki-neko on it. Two things separate this from the rest of the novelty Peak shelf. First, Hemper state the fitment twice and in two different ways, which settles the one question that actually stops these purchases. Second, the cat is a sculpted form rather than a decal wrap, so there is no printed surface to protect when you clean it. What Hemper do not give is a single dimension or a percolator specification — if that matters to your decision, the Chinese Takeout Peak Top is the one with a full spec sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top is a glass attachment for the Puffco Peak, sculpted as a beckoning maneki-neko with its paw raised. It fits the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak as a direct swap with no adapter, and does not fit the Proxy or Pivot. It is glass only — no device included. Hemper publish no height, percolator specification or material grade for this piece. $79.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top – Maneki-Neko Glass for Puffco Peak\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe question that stops most aftermarket Peak glass purchases is whether the thing will actually fit. Puffco have revised the Peak three times and plenty of listings are vague about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper answer it twice on this product. Their copy describes it as built \"for your Puffco Peak or Peak Pro\", and then states outright that \u003cstrong\u003eHEMPER Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e. We have confirmed the same on the piece in our shop: every Peak generation uses the same glass fitment, old and new. There is no adapter and no model number to check. The design is a maneki-neko — the beckoning cat that sits in shop windows across east Asia inviting fortune — and Hemper describe it as perched atop the Peak with its paw raised, which is a sculpted form rather than a printed wrap. Browse the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Shop Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak glass attachments\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top is a sculpted maneki-neko glass attachment that fits every Puffco Peak generation as a direct swap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak owners who want the rig to look like theirs rather than stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the fitment question closed before ordering — Hemper state it two separate ways on this listing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who would rather have a sculpted shape than a decal wrap, because there is no printed surface to protect when cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors of maneki-neko and good-fortune iconography, and anyone running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwners who want a second top so the rig keeps working while the other one soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who does not own a Puffco Peak. This is glass only and does nothing on its own — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e runs the same theme and needs no device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot owners. Different device, different glass, no adapter path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want a stated height or percolator design. Hemper publish neither — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone expecting a performance upgrade over the stock Peak glass. Hemper make no such claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits Peak owners buying on design and fitment confidence, and it does not suit Proxy owners or anyone who needs published specifications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Puffco Peak already.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the most common mistake with Peak tops. It is a replacement glass attachment, not a device — no base, battery, chamber or carb cap. Without a Peak underneath it there is nothing to attach it to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no specifications for this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e No height, no width, no percolator type, no material grade. Their listing is a product description and nothing else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo performance claim.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe \"smooth performance\" and stop there. They do not claim it beats the stock Peak glass, and neither do we. Treat the change as cosmetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt does not fit the Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Those are different devices with different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA sculpted cat has more thin points than a plain tube.\u003c\/strong\u003e The raised paw and ears stand proud of the body. Store it where it will not get knocked, and let the device cool before swapping tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are that it needs a Peak, Hemper publish no specifications, and a sculpted form has more delicate points than a plain one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment stated twice —\u003c\/strong\u003e the most valuable thing on this listing. Hemper describe it as built for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, and separately state their Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models. Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak all use the same glass fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirect swap —\u003c\/strong\u003e the stock attachment lifts straight off and this one seats in its place. Nothing threads, nothing needs tools, no adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSculpted maneki-neko form —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe the cat as perched atop the Peak with its paw raised, which is glasswork rather than applied artwork. Nothing printed on the outside to protect during cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top keeps the rig running —\u003c\/strong\u003e owning two attachments means the Peak never sits idle while one is soaking. A practical reason to buy even for someone happy with their current glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRuns the theme across formats —\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e so the same iconography covers flower and concentrates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverything above and below it stays as it was —\u003c\/strong\u003e this changes the glass only, so your existing carb cap and atomizer carry on unchanged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment confirmed two ways, a sculpted rather than printed design, and a direct swap with no adapter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment for Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLucky Money Cat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSculpted maneki-neko perched atop the Peak, paw raised\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations share the same glass fitment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core, Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass attachment. No device, battery, chamber or carb cap.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConcentrates, via a Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment, design and weight are what Hemper publish; height, percolation and material grade are not stated.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak — the original model.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak Pro, including the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/puffco-peak-pro-vaporizer\" title=\"Shop the Puffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig Vaporizer at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco New Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard Peak carb caps and atomizers — this changes the glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, at the level you normally run in the stock attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy and Proxy Core.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower — this is a concentrate attachment on a concentrate device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a Puffco Peak of any generation. Nothing else. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/difference-between-puffco-peak-and-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our comparison of the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edifference between the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers what else changes between the models, though the glass fitment is the same either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It fits every Puffco Peak generation with no adapter and fits no other device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting and running it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock attachment straight off. Nothing unscrews and nothing is threaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the Lucky Money Cat Peak Top with water to the same level you run in the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat it on the device and press down until it is flush. It is a friction fit — no adapter, no tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRun the device exactly as you did before. Nothing about the workflow changes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e pour the water out after every session. Clean the interior with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, working it through the chamber, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Hemper describe the cat as a sculpted form rather than applied artwork, so there is no printed wrap to protect — but they publish no exterior construction detail either, so a damp cloth on the outside remains the sensible default rather than a long full-piece soak. Handle the raised paw and ears carefully; they stand proud of the body. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/deep-cleaning-the-puffco-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our deep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edeep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers the rest of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the attachment sits loose.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: check the seat is clear of residue and press it down flush. All Peak generations share this fitment, so a poor seat is debris rather than a mismatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls toward the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Empty some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you are unsure how much water to use.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: match the level you ran in the stock glass. Hemper publish no fill line for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: residue is collecting in the sculpted detail.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: a cotton swab reaches into shaped glass where a cloth will not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seat it flush, match your usual water level, and handle the raised paw and ears with care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished perc spec\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome perc, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-totally-rad-arcade-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Totally Rad Arcade Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper top on this shelf costs $79.99 and fits the same devices, so the choice comes down to which one you want to look at. Where they differ on paper is how much Hemper chose to publish: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet including its percolator design. What this one has that the others do not is a fitment statement written twice, and a sculpted rather than printed design. If you are weighing several, our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Read our review of the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e works through the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $119.99 is the flower piece and needs no device at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All four cost the same and fit the same rigs; this one is the sculpted design with the most explicit fitment statement.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Lucky Money Cat Peak Top fit my Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, whichever Peak you own. Hemper state it two separate ways on this listing — that it is built \"for your Puffco Peak or Peak Pro\", and that \"HEMPER Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\". We have confirmed the same on the physical piece: the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak all use the same glass fitment. There is no adapter and no model number to check. It does not fit the Puffco Proxy, the Proxy Core or the Pivot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish a height for this piece, so we are not going to state one. Their listing carries a product description and no specification block. If a stated height matters, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is published at 5.3 inches and the Gummy Bear at 5.4, both at the same $79.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the cat printed on, or is it the shape of the glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is the shape. Hemper describe a maneki-neko perched atop the Peak with its paw raised — sculpted glasswork rather than a decal or a printed wrap. That is a practical difference as well as an aesthetic one: several themed pieces in this range carry exterior decals that alcohol will lift, and this one does not have a printed surface to protect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not say. They publish no percolator specification for this piece and we are not going to fill that in from another product. The Chinese Takeout Peak Top is the one in this range where Hemper publish the perc — a dome percolator with five slits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs a Puffco Peak included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a glass attachment only. There is no base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box, and it does nothing on its own. Anyone who wants the maneki-neko design without owning a Peak should buy the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at $119.99 instead, which needs no device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy buy a second Peak top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause glass that is soaking is glass you cannot use. Owning two attachments means the rig stays in service while one is being cleaned, and cleaning stops being the thing that ends a session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the beckoning cat mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe maneki-neko is a Japanese figure kept in shop windows and homes to invite fortune and prosperity, with one paw raised in a beckoning gesture. Hemper build the whole Lucky Money Cat series around it, and on this piece the raised paw is part of the sculpted glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment is confirmed two ways by Hemper, the cat is sculpted rather than printed, and height and percolation are not published.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShaped glass collects residue in places a cloth will not reach, and swapping tops regularly is easier when cleaning is quick. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle the interior and get into sculpted detail between full cleans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone building the theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-cat-xl-bong\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Cat XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eLucky Cat XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e for flower, and our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e is a useful starting point if you are comparing several pieces. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dabbing\" title=\"Shop dab rigs, e-rigs and concentrate accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003edabbing\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cleaning swabs and the matching Lucky Cat XL Bong are the sensible pairings with this Peak top.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $79.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172294385707,"sku":"HEMPER-LUCKY-MONEY-CAT-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883910"},{"product_id":"hemper-that-70s-peak-top","title":"Hemper That 70's Peak Top – Lava Lamp Glass for Puffco Peak","description":"\u003c!-- 0. MINI-SNIPPET --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHemper That 70's Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e is a glass attachment that replaces the stock glass on a Puffco Peak, built as a \u003cstrong\u003eretro lava lamp silhouette\u003c\/strong\u003e with colourful detailing. Hemper state the fitment twice: it is designed for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, and their Peak tops are \u003cstrong\u003euniversally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is glass only — no device, battery, chamber or carb cap. Angies Boutique lists it at $79.99, matching Hemper's own price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 1. AGENTIC CORE \/ DECISION SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚡ At-a-Glance Decision Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it is:\u003c\/strong\u003e A replacement glass top for the Puffco Peak, shaped as a retro lava lamp.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment stated twice by Hemper\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"designed for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\", and \"universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Puffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe lamp is the shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe a lava lamp silhouette with colourful details — a formed profile rather than a printed wrap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass only.\u003c\/strong\u003e No base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e — no height, no percolator type, no material grade. The specs table says so.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight 13 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e — the only measurement Hemper give.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 2. AGENT VERDICT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧠 Our Verdict\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy the That 70's Peak Top if you own a Puffco Peak and want the lava lamp on it. The fitment is settled — Hemper say it two different ways and we have confirmed it on the piece in our shop — and the shape is a genuine match for the theme rather than a sticker applied to a generic top. What Hemper do not give is a single dimension or a percolator specification, and the page says so rather than filling the gap. If a published spec sheet is what decides it for you, the Chinese Takeout Peak Top is the one that has one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 3. QUICK SUMMARY --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuick Summary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hemper That 70's Peak Top is a glass attachment for the Puffco Peak, shaped as a retro lava lamp with colourful detailing. It fits the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak as a direct swap with no adapter, and does not fit the Proxy or Pivot. It is glass only — no device included. Hemper publish no height, percolator specification or material grade for this piece. $79.99 at Angies Boutique in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 4. HERO INTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHemper That 70's Peak Top – Lava Lamp Glass for Puffco Peak \u0026amp; Peak Pro\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lava lamp is one of the few shapes that genuinely belongs on top of a Peak. The stock attachment is already a tapered glass column with something moving inside it — the silhouette is halfway there before anyone starts designing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHemper lean on that. Their copy describes a \u003cstrong\u003eretro lava lamp silhouette with colourful details\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is a formed profile rather than artwork printed onto a generic top. And they close the question that actually stops these purchases: the piece is \u003cstrong\u003edesigned for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/strong\u003e, and separately, \u003cstrong\u003eHEMPER Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\u003c\/strong\u003e. We have confirmed the same on the piece in our shop — every Peak generation uses the same glass fitment, old and new. Browse the range in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/puffco-peak-pro-glass-attachments\" title=\"Shop Puffco Peak and Peak Pro glass attachments at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak glass attachments\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Hemper That 70's Peak Top is a lava-lamp-shaped glass attachment that fits every Puffco Peak generation as a direct swap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 5. AGENT FILTER BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⭐ Who This Product Is For \/ Not For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak owners who want the rig to look like theirs rather than stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the fitment question closed before ordering — Hemper state it two separate ways.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who like that the shape does the work rather than a printed graphic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone running the theme alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwners who want a second top so the rig keeps working while the other one soaks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who does not own a Puffco Peak. This is glass only and does nothing on its own — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e runs the same theme and needs no device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot owners. Different device, different glass, no adapter path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuyers who want a stated height or percolator design. Hemper publish neither — the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone expecting a performance upgrade over the stock Peak glass. Hemper make no such claim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e This suits Peak owners buying on design and fitment confidence, and it does not suit Proxy owners or anyone who needs published specifications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 6. KNOWN LIMITATIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Known Limitations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou need a Puffco Peak already.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the most common mistake with Peak tops. It is a replacement glass attachment, not a device — no base, battery, chamber or carb cap. Without a Peak underneath it there is nothing to attach it to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHemper publish no specifications for this piece.\u003c\/strong\u003e No height, no width, no percolator type, no material grade. Their listing is a product description and nothing else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo performance claim.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper describe \"smooth function and far-out flair\" and stop there. They do not claim it beats the stock Peak glass, and neither do we. Treat the change as cosmetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe bong's double percolator does not apply here.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e publishes an inline-to-lava-dome double perc. This is a different product and Hemper publish no percolation for it at all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt does not fit the Proxy, Proxy Core or Pivot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Those are different devices with different glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass in a shaped form.\u003c\/strong\u003e Store it where it will not get knocked, and let the device cool before swapping tops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e The trade-offs are that it needs a Peak, Hemper publish no specifications, and the bong's percolator specs do not carry over.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 7. FEATURES \u0026 BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitment stated twice —\u003c\/strong\u003e the most valuable thing on this listing. Hemper describe it as designed for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro, and separately state their Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models. Original Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak share the same glass fitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirect swap —\u003c\/strong\u003e the stock attachment lifts straight off and this one seats in its place. Nothing threads, nothing needs tools, no adapter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetro lava lamp silhouette —\u003c\/strong\u003e Hemper's own description. The shape is formed glass rather than a graphic applied to a generic top, and a lava lamp is one of the few themes that genuinely suits a Peak's tapered column.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColourful detailing —\u003c\/strong\u003e the finish that completes the 70s look, in Hemper's wording.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA second top keeps the rig running —\u003c\/strong\u003e owning two attachments means the Peak never sits idle while one is soaking. A practical reason to buy even for someone happy with their current glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverything above and below it stays as it was —\u003c\/strong\u003e this changes the glass only, so your existing carb cap and atomizer carry on unchanged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment confirmed two ways, a formed lava lamp shape, and a direct swap with no adapter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 8. STRUCTURED SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Structured Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eReplacement glass attachment for Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThat 70's\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRetro lava lamp silhouette with colourful details\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Peak, Peak Pro and New Peak — all generations share the same glass fitment\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes not fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffco Proxy, Proxy Core, Pivot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdapter required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo — direct swap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial grade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published by Hemper — described as glass\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipped weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1 × glass attachment. No device, battery, chamber or carb cap.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntended use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConcentrates, via a Puffco Peak\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99 — the same as Hemper's own listing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment, design and weight are what Hemper publish; height, percolation and material grade are not stated.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 9. COMPATIBILITY \u0026 REQUIREMENTS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔌 Compatibility \u0026amp; Requirements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorks with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak — the original model.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Peak Pro, including the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/puffco-peak-pro-vaporizer\" title=\"Shop the Puffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig Vaporizer at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak Pro Smart E-Rig\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco New Peak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard Peak carb caps and atomizers — this changes the glass only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater, at the level you normally run in the stock attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot compatible with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Proxy and Proxy Core.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuffco Pivot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-Puffco e-rigs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry flower — this is a concentrate attachment on a concentrate device.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRequired to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e a Puffco Peak of any generation. Nothing else, and no adapter purchase. Our guide to the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/difference-between-puffco-peak-and-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our comparison of the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edifference between the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers what else changes between the models, though the glass fitment is the same either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e It fits every Puffco Peak generation with no adapter and fits no other device.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10. HOW TO USE \u0026 TROUBLESHOOTING --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 How to Use \u0026amp; Troubleshooting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting and running it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower the Peak down and let it cool completely before touching the glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLift the stock attachment straight off. Nothing unscrews and nothing is threaded.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill the That 70's Peak Top with water to the same level you run in the stock glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeat it on the device and press down until it is flush. It is a friction fit — no adapter, no tools.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRun the device exactly as you did before. Nothing about the workflow changes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e pour the water out after every session. Clean the interior with isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, working it through the chamber, then rinse thoroughly with warm water. Hemper publish no exterior construction detail for this piece — they describe colourful details without saying whether the colour is in the glass or applied to it — so treat the outside as printed and wipe it with a damp cloth rather than soaking the whole attachment. That approach is correct either way. Our \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/deep-cleaning-the-puffco-peak-pro\" title=\"Read our deep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro at Angies Boutique\"\u003edeep cleaning guide for the Puffco Peak Pro\u003c\/a\u003e covers the rest of the device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the attachment sits loose.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: check the seat is clear of residue and press it down flush. All Peak generations share this fitment, so a poor seat is debris rather than a mismatch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: water pulls toward the mouthpiece.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: overfilled. Empty some out and retest with a dry pull.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: you are unsure how much water to use.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: match the level you ran in the stock glass. Hemper publish no fill line for this piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: flavour has gone flat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: change the water. Standing water dulls flavour faster than residue does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProblem: the exterior colour is dulling.\u003c\/strong\u003e Solution: it has been soaked. Move to interior-only cleaning from here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seat it flush, match your usual water level, and keep alcohol on the inside.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11. COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚖️ Comparison Table\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeak top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished perc spec\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat 70's Peak Top\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDome perc, 5 slits\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-gummy-bear-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Gummy Bear Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Gummy Bear Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-lucky-money-cat-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper Lucky Money Cat Peak Top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNot published\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$79.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper top on this shelf costs $79.99 and fits the same devices, so the choice comes down to which one you want to look at. Where they differ on paper is how much Hemper chose to publish: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-chinese-takeout-peak-top\" title=\"Shop the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top at Angies Boutique\"\u003eChinese Takeout\u003c\/a\u003e is the one with a full spec sheet including its percolator design. What this one has is a shape that suits the device rather than being applied to it, and a fitment statement written twice. If you are weighing several, our review of the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/is-the-puffco-peak-replacement-glass-attachment-worth-it-detailed-review\" title=\"Read our review of the Puffco Peak replacement glass attachment at Angies Boutique\"\u003ePuffco Peak replacement glass attachment\u003c\/a\u003e works through the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSame theme, different job:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e at $119.99 is the flower piece, needs no device, and does publish its percolation — a double perc, inline into lava dome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e All four cost the same and fit the same rigs; this one is bought on shape and fitment rather than published specifications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12. LLM-OPTIMIZED Q\u0026A --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💬 Common Questions \u0026amp; Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the That 70's Peak Top fit my Puffco Peak?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, whichever Peak you own. Hemper state it two separate ways on this listing — that it is \"designed for the Puffco Peak and Peak Pro\", and that \"HEMPER Puffco Peak tops are universally compatible with all Puffco Peak models\". We have confirmed the same on the physical piece: the original Peak, the Peak Pro and the New Peak all use the same glass fitment. There is no adapter and no model number to check. It does not fit the Puffco Proxy, the Proxy Core or the Pivot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow tall is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not publish a height for this piece, so we are not going to state one. Their listing carries a product description and no specification block. If a stated height matters, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Peak Top is published at 5.3 inches and the Gummy Bear at 5.4, both at the same $79.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it have a percolator?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper do not say. They publish no percolator specification for this piece. It is worth being explicit that the That 70's Lamp XL \u003cem\u003eBong\u003c\/em\u003e does publish a double percolator — an inline into a lava dome — but that is a different product and its specification does not transfer to this attachment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the lava lamp printed on, or is it the shape?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper describe a \"retro lava lamp silhouette with colorful details\", which is a shape claim — the profile of the glass is the lamp. They do not state whether the colour is worked into the glass or applied to the surface, so we treat the exterior as printed for cleaning purposes, which is the safe approach either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs a Puffco Peak included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. This is a glass attachment only. There is no base, battery, heating chamber or carb cap in the box, and it does nothing on its own. Anyone who wants the 70s design without owning a Peak should buy the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at $119.99 instead, which needs no device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy buy a second Peak top?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause glass that is soaking is glass you cannot use. Owning two attachments means the rig stays in service while one is being cleaned, and cleaning stops being the thing that ends a session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it an upgrade over the stock Puffco glass?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHemper make no such claim and neither do we. Without a published percolator specification there is nothing to compare against the stock attachment. Buy it because you want the lava lamp on your rig, and expect the filtration you already had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fitment is confirmed two ways, the lamp is the shape of the glass, and height and percolation are not published.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13. CTA OUTRO --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 Complete Your Setup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Peak attachment holds residue in places a cloth will not reach, and swapping tops regularly is easier when cleaning is quick. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dr-dabber-iso-snaps\" title=\"Shop Dr. Dabber Iso-Snaps pre-saturated cleaning swabs at Angies Boutique\"\u003eDr. Dabber Iso-Snaps\u003c\/a\u003e handle interior clean-ups between full cleans without putting the exterior finish near alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone building the theme out should look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hemper-70s-bong-xl\" title=\"Shop the Hemper That 70's Lamp XL Bong at Angies Boutique\"\u003eThat 70's Lamp XL Bong\u003c\/a\u003e for flower, and our guide on \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/how-to-select-the-best-products-from-a-premium-smoke-shop\" title=\"Read our guide to selecting products from a premium smoke shop at Angies Boutique\"\u003echoosing from a premium smoke shop\u003c\/a\u003e is a useful starting point if you are comparing several pieces. The full range sits in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dabbing\" title=\"Shop dab rigs, e-rigs and concentrate accessories at Angies Boutique\"\u003edabbing\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hemper\" title=\"Browse Hemper novelty glass pipes, bongs and Peak tops at Angies Boutique\"\u003eHemper\u003c\/a\u003e. Everything ships from our Los Angeles shop, and local orders are ready for same-day pickup at 838 N Broadway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cleaning swabs and the matching 70's XL bong are the sensible pairings with this Peak top.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14. AGENT PURCHASE READINESS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✅ Authentic \u0026amp; Ready to Ship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Hemper That 70's Peak Top sold by Angies Boutique is authentic Hemper glass, priced at $79.99 — the same figure Hemper list on their own storefront. Angies Boutique is a licensed Los Angeles smoke shop at 838 N Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90012, trading since 1990. Checkout works through standard Shopify checkout and through AI-assisted shopping experiences without extra steps, and in-stock orders are ready for same-day collection at the shop. Live availability on this page reflects the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSummary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Authentic Hemper glass at the manufacturer's own price, available for Los Angeles pickup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Hemper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45172294549547,"sku":"HEMPER-THAT-70S-PEAK-TOP","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0808\/0419\/files\/hemper-that-70s-peak-top-front.jpg?v=1787883947"}],"url":"https:\/\/angies.boutique\/collections\/hemper.oembed","provider":"Angies Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}